willow the snowwoman ⛄️
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40 👩🏻🦰 she 🐱 it
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40 👩🏻🦰 she 🐱 it
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seriously though what the FUCK is happening to my algorithm
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
seriously though what the FUCK is happening to my algorithm
you mention the movie chef 2017 one time in passing on bluesky social and the next thing u know it's chasing you around on instagram like "remember when you watched me with your ex-wife and her aunt 10 years ago? remember how you thought it was PRETTY OKAY?!"
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
you mention the movie chef 2017 one time in passing on bluesky social and the next thing u know it's chasing you around on instagram like "remember when you watched me with your ex-wife and her aunt 10 years ago? remember how you thought it was PRETTY OKAY?!"
i want to see a movie about john kramer's microcassette player connection
like where is a guy gonna order those in bulk in the 2000s? he had to have some kind of money-laundering type operation set up to make sure they couldn't trace the hundreds of little tape recorders back to him
like where is a guy gonna order those in bulk in the 2000s? he had to have some kind of money-laundering type operation set up to make sure they couldn't trace the hundreds of little tape recorders back to him
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
i want to see a movie about john kramer's microcassette player connection
like where is a guy gonna order those in bulk in the 2000s? he had to have some kind of money-laundering type operation set up to make sure they couldn't trace the hundreds of little tape recorders back to him
like where is a guy gonna order those in bulk in the 2000s? he had to have some kind of money-laundering type operation set up to make sure they couldn't trace the hundreds of little tape recorders back to him
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the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."
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im so baby girl. shitting all over the place
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
im so baby girl. shitting all over the place
i love him so much you guys
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i love him so much you guys
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ELF and IRON MAN, directed by the same guy and both pillars of the rot of the world we live in
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
ELF and IRON MAN, directed by the same guy and both pillars of the rot of the world we live in
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this is the one where she pulls out of you and you once again marvel at how much she managed to fit in in the first place
sex position called the cheese pull
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
this is the one where she pulls out of you and you once again marvel at how much she managed to fit in in the first place
sex position called the cheese pull
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
sex position called the cheese pull
it's beginning to look a lot like Piss Mess
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
it's beginning to look a lot like Piss Mess
this year i got a nano-explosive implanted that goes off if i see even 5 minutes of a christmas story, and i am notifying everyone with whom i am the least bit acquainted that my life is in their hands
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
this year i got a nano-explosive implanted that goes off if i see even 5 minutes of a christmas story, and i am notifying everyone with whom i am the least bit acquainted that my life is in their hands
the only christmas movie is bateman returns
bat man*
bat man*
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
the only christmas movie is bateman returns
bat man*
bat man*
it' s called mount rush more bedause they're all premature cummers
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
it' s called mount rush more bedause they're all premature cummers
boom here comes the cum
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
boom here comes the cum
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i am accepting applications for funny dudes who rock to be added to this list btw
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i am accepting applications for funny dudes who rock to be added to this list btw
ah geez i forgot to scrobble a couple things i might as well die
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
ah geez i forgot to scrobble a couple things i might as well die
i was Today Years Old when they changed the official length of 1 day on earth to 40 Years
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i was Today Years Old when they changed the official length of 1 day on earth to 40 Years
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average kamen rider kuuga B plot is like:
News reporter: a second group of 100 people were massacred earlier today in downtown Tokyo
Japanese mother watching tv: now Jotoro, that means you be extra careful walking home from school, and remember to believe in yourself
Jotoro who is 5: 🧒👍
News reporter: a second group of 100 people were massacred earlier today in downtown Tokyo
Japanese mother watching tv: now Jotoro, that means you be extra careful walking home from school, and remember to believe in yourself
Jotoro who is 5: 🧒👍
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
average kamen rider kuuga B plot is like:
News reporter: a second group of 100 people were massacred earlier today in downtown Tokyo
Japanese mother watching tv: now Jotoro, that means you be extra careful walking home from school, and remember to believe in yourself
Jotoro who is 5: 🧒👍
News reporter: a second group of 100 people were massacred earlier today in downtown Tokyo
Japanese mother watching tv: now Jotoro, that means you be extra careful walking home from school, and remember to believe in yourself
Jotoro who is 5: 🧒👍
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is that a talking penis in your pants or did you butt dial 911 again
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
is that a talking penis in your pants or did you butt dial 911 again
watching saw 4 why does this guy look like squished blixa bargeld
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
watching saw 4 why does this guy look like squished blixa bargeld
yeas i'd would like the 11 Dollar Big Milk Breakfast please
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
yeas i'd would like the 11 Dollar Big Milk Breakfast please
it's crazy how much better donnie wahlbeg is than mark
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
it's crazy how much better donnie wahlbeg is than mark
(waiter in the 90s voice) soup or sentai?
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(waiter in the 90s voice) soup or sentai?