Willie Abrams
willie.bsky.social
Willie Abrams
@willie.bsky.social
So pissed off about Electron apps not having window shadows.
October 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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The Rule of Goats is this:

If you fuck a goat, you’re a goatfucker. It doesn’t matter that you were fucking the goat ironically, or to troll people. You fucked a goat.
July 28, 2023 at 1:02 AM
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The problem with capitalism is it distorts the natural balance of Fucking Around & Finding Out by creating a class that is allowed nearly infinite fuckery with zero finding out
May 19, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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The ElasticSearch Rant

> I was exceedingly happy that _anything_ worked and it felt like I was crawling up a treadmill to steal forward millimeters at a time while the floor beneath me was pulling away meters at a time.

https://xeiaso.net/blog/elasticsearch
The ElasticSearch Rant
The ElasticSearch Rant - Xe's Blog
xeiaso.net
June 10, 2023 at 9:44 PM
I need a script to pulverize my reddit account. Suggestions?
June 14, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Is there a Bluesky client for Mac and iOS of similar quality to the Mastodon ones yet?
June 13, 2023 at 1:19 PM
Would post a video, but no videos here on Bsky. I saw a meteor tonight here in Arkansas.
May 31, 2023 at 3:23 AM
What are people using for APM and Open Telemetry tracing these days? Not interested in expensive options like Datadog, Honeycomb, or New Relic.
May 26, 2023 at 10:27 PM
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moving from twitter to bluesky
May 12, 2023 at 1:42 PM
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My proposed alternative icon represents two people shaking hands in agreement, an important principle of moderation
May 12, 2023 at 3:38 PM
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CNN should just lean in and approach everything with this ethos. “What if we ask Kanye host a Seder? What would happen if we bought Jared Fogle a Build-A-Bear franchise? OOOHHHH JEFFREY DAHMER COOKING SHOW”
May 11, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Looking at Logic Pro and Final Cut Pro pricing you can pay $49/year and run it on multiple iPads, that seems great.
(Compare to CleanMyMac which has terrible pricing of $55/year for 2 Macs (that’s on sale) and is less useful.)
May 9, 2023 at 1:52 PM
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The Secretary has disavowed all knowledge of your actions.
May 4, 2023 at 9:36 AM
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I always come back to this point my friend Adam Bates has been making for years about conservative calls for free speech.
May 2, 2023 at 1:55 PM
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When I was 7, we went to Disney World & wanted to ride Tower of Terror.

When we got on and settled in, we realized I was too small for the restraint system.

Undeterred, Disney *LET MY PARENTS HOLD ME DOWN WITH JUST THEIR ARMS*

I survived (obviously), but went airbourne several times. 😂

Proof:
May 1, 2023 at 8:57 PM
@assaf.bsky.social I tried out https://skeet.labnotes.org (thank you for building it) and when I go to import from my mastodon account, it brings up the wrong person. That's not me, but that is my address, as you can see when you hit my profile directly. https://mastodon.social/@willie
May 1, 2023 at 7:19 PM
The draw of Bluesky is the power of defaults and feeling like Twitter without being Twitter.

Mastodon is more than Twitter and the lack of defaults gives people fleeing Twitter more choices than they want.
May 1, 2023 at 6:46 PM
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Although he doesn’t have a photo up yet I can confirm that @kumail.bsky.social is my friend Kumail Nanjiani. We just hung out in Paris.
April 24, 2023 at 6:31 AM
I low-key hate Cmake.
April 25, 2023 at 5:54 PM
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This post will also make sense when the new app version releases. Hint: you can quote me on this.
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☝️This post will make sense when the new app version releases. Hint: you can quote me on this.
March 3, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Sitting on a bed in my office eating dinner quarantined from family because I have Covid. Not the future I want, but at least I’m alive and getting better and I’m here.
March 3, 2023 at 1:03 AM
I went to share a person, but when I sent it to a friend, it didn’t tie back into the app or give any notion on the site who I was linking to. Makes it harder to share interesting people to others getting started. Sharing interesting content is easy, tho
March 3, 2023 at 1:00 AM