Goblin Wife 🪱
@wienerweasel.bsky.social
Notorious G.O.B.
She/her
30 MDNI
Polyam/ plays with @mayivyy.bsky.social
Fat, man hating lesbian. 😘✌🏼
Dungeon mommy. 🐲🎲
She/her
30 MDNI
Polyam/ plays with @mayivyy.bsky.social
Fat, man hating lesbian. 😘✌🏼
Dungeon mommy. 🐲🎲
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Who wants to buy me a snow blower?? I'll show u my boobs for a snow blower.
a close up of a sad cat with the words pleeeaasse written below it
ALT: a close up of a sad cat with the words pleeeaasse written below it
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December 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Who wants to buy me a snow blower?? I'll show u my boobs for a snow blower.
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Quick question, is it obvious I'm cold??
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Quick question, is it obvious I'm cold??
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when brokencyde said "you make my peepee hard" that really spoke to me
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
when brokencyde said "you make my peepee hard" that really spoke to me
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Nobody ever lets you hold it while they piss anymore. This is so sad.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Nobody ever lets you hold it while they piss anymore. This is so sad.
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THEY JUST BOOTS DOWNED A SECOND HOUSE
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
THEY JUST BOOTS DOWNED A SECOND HOUSE
Found a cool mirror. 🤷🏼♀️
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Found a cool mirror. 🤷🏼♀️
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Scissoring aka clash of clams
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Scissoring aka clash of clams
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Dudes rock
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Dudes rock
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Pro tip for flirting with cis girls: offering to get them pregnant does NOT have the same effect it does on regular women
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Pro tip for flirting with cis girls: offering to get them pregnant does NOT have the same effect it does on regular women
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hey gorgeous
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
hey gorgeous
When you really beat the puppy up, and shes prettier for it
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When you really beat the puppy up, and shes prettier for it
Every single time we go out, someone stops us and goes "you two are so cute" or some variation. At pride multiple people asked to take our picture just on their phones to keep for themselves lmao.
I fucking adore Muskegon and the gay little family that we've found here.
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Every single time we go out, someone stops us and goes "you two are so cute" or some variation. At pride multiple people asked to take our picture just on their phones to keep for themselves lmao.
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i hope this email eats you out
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i hope this email eats you out
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here or not, i’m still hot 💕
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
here or not, i’m still hot 💕
Got hot for friendsgiving, and made more new friends. Coincidence, or mommy privilege??
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Got hot for friendsgiving, and made more new friends. Coincidence, or mommy privilege??
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Making breakfast. While nude!
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Making breakfast. While nude!
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friends send each other nudes to help prevent atrophy
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
friends send each other nudes to help prevent atrophy
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huge ears braless elf has been doing numbers on tumblr lately for some reason, so you guys have to look at her now + new drawing of her (first two from 2024)
September 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
huge ears braless elf has been doing numbers on tumblr lately for some reason, so you guys have to look at her now + new drawing of her (first two from 2024)
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You know it’s snowing outside when you go outside and it’s snowing
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You know it’s snowing outside when you go outside and it’s snowing
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tried my laziest best at the famous Frieren angle...
it was way harder than I thought it would be
it was way harder than I thought it would be
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
tried my laziest best at the famous Frieren angle...
it was way harder than I thought it would be
it was way harder than I thought it would be
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