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laney “puddles o’piss” mcgoo
@puddlesopiss.bsky.social
former weekend manager at the circuit city, looking for love in all the wrong places

from kansas: the city, the state, the musical
mdni 🔞
28 - she
Pinned
be fierce & fearless now and always
The rabbit isn’t talking. The lamp looks normal. The switch is neither on or off. Goodnight.
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I’m literally just a critter. Thx 4 ur understanding 💕💕
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
@profanity.accountant I never use profane language on main.
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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we need a 9/11 of the left
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Current guidance for trans people in the UK
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I need the kinda shower that will cleanse me of my sins
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Carl is 12 years old today but still a puppy
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m hungover in a way that will permanently age me
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
starting to think this Trump guy may be bad news bears
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
All the cool kids sleep in their makeup
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I have follow thru. I am at record levels rn
I will be fucked up the next 3 days. Weird posts incoming
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Why would I lie?
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I looked really pretty today
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Think I may cut off my toes to get out of brunch and also cuz they kinda hurt
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I am in a van or unknown origins
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The female loneliness epidemic is why I don’t have man servants feeding me grapes
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Just riffing here
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Fat asses and rat bastards
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m like if god were real and everything you fear
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m glippy rn fr
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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i like my women how i like my cream: heavy and whipping
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m thankful for titties. I’m also thank for gay women with titties. I’m also thankful for fat asses.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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We did not squash beefs
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM