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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️
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they/he 🏳️‍🌈 your non-binary boywife✨mostly here for the old gay pirates 🏴‍☠️mid-30s, frequently dehydrated 🍊WidogastsWebofFire on AO3🔞
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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · Jul 15
THE MAELSTROM OF US: A Surreal High School AU (Part of the RBB!)

Written by me, art by @inkirtis.bsky.social !

After a tragic accident, Ed only finds solace in the confines of his dream world. Until a boy named Stede shows up and gives him a reason to care about the so-called "real world."

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A title card for The Maelstrom of Us, written by WidogastsWebofFire, art by Inkirtis. The title is laid over a brick wall with a hole broken in it. Through the hole, you can see a lighthouse on a beach and two figures standing next to it, one dark and one light.
widogastweb.bsky.social
Happy #WIPWednesday! Just a little more of my Christmas fic, where Alma has completely misjudged her dad’s relationship to Santa Claus.
Because Dad got closer––closer––even closer to Santa. So close that he was able to wrap his arms around his neck. He smiled with that secretive grin again and asked, “So, have I been a good boy this year?” “What the––” Louis whispered beside her, but Alma clamped a hand around his mouth before he could blow their cover. To be fair, she was thinking the exact same thing. What the hell, what the hell, what the freaking HELL. She nearly shriveled up into a husk as Santa slid his arms around Dad’s middle and hugged him close––so close that the wispy bits of his white beard curled up against his cheek. “For the most part,” Santa answered, his voice losing its jolliness, going so low that Alma could hardly hear him. “Though, I do have you on record doing some very naughty things.” Dad made a mock frown. “Surely a couple naughty things here and there doesn’t get one on the Naughty List?” “Not usually, no,” Santa said, “but some of those things are pretty deeply naughty.” And Dad leaned in––how was that even possible? There was hardly any space between them anymore––and said, “Maybe I can make up for it?” “Not a lot of time left for that,” Santa chuckled. “Oh, trust me, Mr. Claus,” Dad said. “Once you see your Christmas gift, I’ll be going straight to the top of the Nice List, no question.” “We’ll see about that,” Santa said. And–– No. NO. NO NO NOPE NUH-UH NO WAY NO NO NO.
December 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
widogastweb.bsky.social
Do you know how goddamn embarrassing it is for me, a barista, to take one sip of drip coffee only for it to eat away at my stomach lining for 12 hours afterward?

My tummy hurts 🥲
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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thatjadeykinns.bsky.social
Day 3- spreader bar for #SubStedeKinkmas25
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@bottomstedeweek.bsky.social

#ofmd #ofmdnsfw
Stede laying naked and flat on his face while his ass is in the air. He had red fishnets stocking and red healed shoes on. His arms are in between his legs , bound together with red wrist restraints. His ankles are also restrained with a bar in the middle of his spread out legs
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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mermaidinn.bsky.social
innkeeper #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Digital illustration of Ed teach looking content and relaxed, wearing a white shirt open to his navel, a long pink skirt, and sandals
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
widogastweb.bsky.social
I don’t hate Heated Rivalry, and I’ll probably keep watching it. I’m just kind of bored of every mainstream queer show being “I can’t come out of the closet.”

Like, there’s so much more to explore.
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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tabbystardust.bsky.social
Sub Stede's Kinkmas / Day 1: Pussy spanking 👀

AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/75520041

@bottomstedeweek.bsky.social #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw #SubStedeKinkmas25
Fan art of Stede frog tied on a bed, with his arms tied above his head. He's blushing and looking at a riding crop that's about to spank his pussy.
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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edbbteach.bsky.social
I WILL BITE HIM
A close up still from ofmd season 1 episode 8 of ed looking up without his jacket, showing off his arms with oluwande behind him
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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deanbird.bsky.social
Having fun with photo manips again 😏❤️🏴‍☠️
#OFMD
An image of young Taika Waititi in a red zip hoodie over a black graphic tee. He's sitting in a chair with one arm bent, hand on his chin. I've drawn over the photograph with digital brushes to give him long hair that's half-done-up in a bun, sparkly eyes with eyeliner, a beard and mustache, and an emerald ring text on the image reads "Ed Teach" and in smaller font "talks warmth, good food, and orgasms." It looks almost like a magazine cover with Ed's name stretched across the top.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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cheersm3dears.bsky.social
how about some innkeeper era #TakeTwoTuesday?

(bonus: I gave them a cat in this universe, so of course she's there, too) 🐈‍⬛

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i am not who i was thisreader Summary: The crew visits the inn for the first time, and Ed worries about his hosting capabilities.
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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thatjadeykinns.bsky.social
Kicking off day 1- Nipple clamps for #SubStedeKinkmas25 . Praying I can get the rest done 🙏
@bottomstedeweek.bsky.social
#ofmdart #ofmdnsfw
Stede is naked with only a Santa hat on his head. His nipples are clamped with a chain that has green and red bells on them . A black gloved hand had hooked a finger round the chain and is pulling it towards themselves, pulling Stede’s nipples
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
widogastweb.bsky.social
Spouse is gone starting tomorrow, coming back Friday. I took all that time off work. I’m trying to come up with stuff to do so I don’t go mad with boredom (I’m planning on writing, but I know I’m gonna hit walls.)

So far I have:
-gay hockey show
-seeing a movie in theatres (not sure which yet)
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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tightenupmate.bsky.social
We'd actually love it if there were more gay pirate sex too #ofmd
rincewind.run Micah @rincewind.run · 3d
the very rich people currently trying to rewrite our media consumption: what the people want is more canceled comedians whining about trans people

the audience, voting with their eyeballs: bring us more gay hockey sex
December 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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bbdd333.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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merryfinches.bsky.social
Come on now, try and understand
The way I feel when I’m in your hands

Took me a million years to finish this, but I don’t think it’ll take *them* that long…
#ofmdart #ourflagmeansdeathfanart #ofmd
Pink-toned picture of Ed and Stede mid-sex, on a bed. They’re both wearing stockings and Ed’s head is leaning back, his hair cascading to the floor
December 27, 2024 at 11:51 PM
widogastweb.bsky.social
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
comic commission for @luna666.bsky.social for her fic!!! 💙
if anyone is interested: archiveofourown.org/works/382292...
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
widogastweb.bsky.social
I’m doing WIP Waturday because I need you all to get as excited for my dopey little Christmas fic as I am.

Alma and Louis get a little more than they ask for when they spy on Santa Claus.
Alma’s eyes went wide. Her logical arguments all started fading away, because yeah, that wasn’t Dad. Not the right build or height. His back was to them as he took another cookie off the plate and munched, but even without seeing his face, Alma knew that wasn’t her dad. He didn’t move the same way, didn’t stand in place in the awkward-yet-confident way Dad did––kind of like a pelican who thought he was a bald eagle. And the cookies––Dad’s been yapping nonstop about how high his sugar levels were at his last doctor appointment, so he’s been trying to stay away from sweets. There’s no way he’d be eating a plate of homemade snickerdoodles. He saw for himself how much sugar she and Ed put in those. Not a chance he would even go after one of those. And––well––if it wasn’t Dad… “Holy shit,” she muttered. “It’s Santa.” “Told you,” Louis said, shoving her arm. She shoved him back, but her attention was quickly drawn back to the scene in the living room. The plate on the mantle, from what she could see from where she sat, was empty. He must have been hungry––he usually left at least one or two of them for them to have in the morning. As he munched, his back still turned, he leaned down to the foot of the Christmas tree and adjusted the wrapped boxes that sat underneath the pine branches. (Jeez, she’d been so distracted by her whole concept of reality being shattered, she hadn’t even noticed the presents. That’s how serious this was.) He hummed to himself as he did so, and it was even more proof that it wasn’t Dad. His voice was low and buttery, not high and nasally like Dad’s. It was fascinating. Like watching a wild animal in its natural habitat. She wished she brought her phone with her so she could take pictures or a video. Document this somehow so Billy Badminton could choke on his words right in front of her as she presented her irrefutable evidence. Just as she was about to sneak back to her room for it, though, a shadow stretched out across the living room floor from the kitchen doorway. “Oh! Look who it is!” Yep. It definitely wasn’t Dad in a Santa costume. Because Dad himself padded into the living room, already in his silky teal pajamas, gold bathrobe, and house slippers. Weird. He was never usually up so late. Somedays, he was asleep before her or Louis. But he was awake and alert as he walked across the creaky wood flooring, shoving his phone into his bathrobe pocket. He smiled, and it was––weird. It was the kind of smile he had only when he thought no one was looking at him. The kind that made him look like he was in on some kind of secret joke. And Alma knew, even though she couldn’t see his face, Santa was in on the same joke. Just with the way he turned toward Dad and leaned against the mantle on his elbow. “And shouldn’t you be asleep, little boy?” Santa asked. Again, a low tone. A lot closer to the mall Santas she’d encountered in the past. She would have thought that would have been an inaccurate stereotype. Interesting. Dad chuckled as he drew closer. “I thought you’d know if I was awake.” Santa snickered, though it was a bit higher pitched than before. He cleared his throat, though, and said in his lower, jollier voice, “My Santa Senses must be buggy today.” “Mmm,” Dad said with a nod. “Bad day for those to be going haywire, huh?” “Tell me about it.” Dad laughed again. Again, weird. He wasn’t surprised at all about Santa freaking Claus standing in the middle of their living room. It was like they knew each other. Dad had casually mentioned to Louis a few weeks ago that he had Santa’s phone number, so yes, he would for sure get the message about the Lego dinosaur set he wanted. Alma thought he was kidding, just making something up to get Louis to shut up about the Legos already. But maybe it wasn’t a lie. Maybe he was actually friends with Santa. What a thing to keep from them! The betrayal! She’d definitely have to give him a hard time about that later. Except… Oh. Wait. What? Maybe friends wasn’t the right word. Because Dad got closer––closer––even closer to Santa. So close that he was able to wrap his arms around his neck. He smiled with that secretive grin again and asked, “So, have I been a good boy this year?” “What the––” Louis whispered beside her, but Alma clamped a hand around his mouth before he could blow their cover. To be fair, she was thinking the exact same thing. What the hell, what the hell, what the freaking HELL.
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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darcylindbergh.bsky.social
Stede will not be participating in the rest of this foul winter season thank you very much.
Digital pencil drawing of Stede wrapped in a big blue blanket with only his hands sticking out. He's holding a purple mug. He's sitting on a .almon pink sofa
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Just wanted to do a little messy paint study of my favorite pirate to knock off some art rust tonight. 🧡

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Looks digital painting of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing a yellow robe. His hair is down and his chest hair is out. He's looking like he knows he's a snack and a half. Maybe even two full snacks.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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ashpomme.bsky.social
babygirl from last year or so #ofmd
Ed from Our Flag Means Death with a bit more eyeliner than usual and two doodle hearts next to him. He's a little sketchy, and his eyes are absolutely sparkling.
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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carouselsonfire.bsky.social
Modern AU Stede having his gay awakening at the drag show:
Post that says: Didn't anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show. timemachineyeah Follow On of the queens halfway through the show, "Honey, are you straight?" This man, in a strangled voice, "I don't know"
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I want our show back. I want it to have its ONE MORE SEASON so bad. But I still think everything is too hostile for it right now. I think it was Rhys that said the industry needs to heal. I don't understand it all, but I can see that those with the billions actively hate the audience.
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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midthirstling.bsky.social
I literally haven’t drawn in months but I have muscle memory for these two apparently
Rough sketch of Ed lying in Stede’s lap as they look at each other adoringly. I have not worked out the pose or anything so it’s wonky as fuck, but I remember how to draw their faces somehow.
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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sweetpotato70.bsky.social
✨𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴✨

#ofmdfanart #phantomau
Originally posted in March, 2024. Digital sketch of a young Ed Teach as Christine from Phantom of the Opera (film). Ed is beardless and has long, flowing hair, he is wearing a corset with a ruffle along the bust and a sheer skirt with a slit high up the thigh, his legs covered in sheer thigh high stockings with a ruffle and bow at the top. Over top he wears a long, flowing, sheer robe with ruffles along the opening and the hem of the sleeves, that pools behind him as he steps forward. He is carrying a five flame candelabra in his left hand and has a mesmerized look on his face. The caption text is lyrics from the song “The Music of the Night”.
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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themeaghan.bsky.social
he’s full of love
Tumblr post by dirtshrines against a white background, it has been edited to add a pic of Ed Teach. At the top it reads: “he’s yellin,” under that is an image of Ed on the battle beach in season 2 episode 8 of Our Flag Means Death. He’s in his leathers and his hair is loose and windswept, he’s shouting out to Stede. Below the image blue-cosette asks: “Why,” dirtshrines replies, “he’s full of love.”
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM