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Workin hard to keep that puppy dog energy and glass half-full vibe
Thanksgiving cooks know what I'm sayin
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You don't say
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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excuse me, gotta go see a guy about a horse, if you know what i mean

*returns an hour later riding a horse*
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Me: Violet, you gotta eat your fish stick...you don't wanna get fish stick fibrosis

Violet (3.5 years old): Fish sticks are grossest?

Me: Never mind
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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stupid title card aside, this is probably one of the best breakdowns of that meeting, without all the performative podcaster bs (except for, again, the title card, which makes zero sense post watch)
Communication Expert Reacts to Trump vs Mamdani
YouTube video by Talk To Chris Miller
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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@whstancil.bsky.social You could have just said no and wished me well, seeing as someone is trying to weaponize you against me in the name of racism, instead of implying I came here to "fight" you. A Black person asking you a question is not an invitation to "fight."
This is a fake tweet and I have no idea what’s happening here. This is a parody account right? I don’t have the mental energy to fight with Talib Kweli right now
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Just rolled up to ShopRite in my 2007 Lexus blasting Limp Bizkit's "Nookie"
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen
I don’t think that was the move either
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen
I don’t think that was the move either
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Amazing work by Zohran, wearing the perfect smile, one that looks just sincere enough but which also clearly conveys his contempt, especially when compared to other pictures of him smiling, *especially* next to that doofus cheesing away
He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Russ Lawton cracks me the F up. He did exactly what I thought he'd do when I saw TAB played Stash: he played the composed hewing closely to what Fishman laid down, but of course with 50% more swing. Then for the jam he defaulted to a standard "Russ Beat"
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm curious how many people know what the white arrows pointing to either side of the truck are trying to convey
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Oh shit @assbott.bsky.social is back!
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.

Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Submit a Claim
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Oh wow! UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events
UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events
Aggressive crackdown on touts comes after backlash over cost of watching live music and sport
on.ft.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Today, inspired by a WSJ story about rich people seeking exclusive, private experiences which keep them from having to interact with others, I wrote about how wealthy people are basically trying to buy their way out of civil society. That's bad, folks! www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My most woke opinion is that we should provide UBI and universal healthcare for every single person on the planet. That even a single one of our brothers and sisters goes hungry or can't afford to have a medical issue treated is a black mark for all of us
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Thanks for the great idea of ending it in 69, I copied you
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I raised you and if everyone isn’t ending in .69 then they should be.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Check out this pic of @hillzy.ca I found
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM