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online diary if we're being honest. containing being annoying to one account in lieu of priv. main: @mullhund.bsky.social
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online diary if we're being honest. containing being annoying to one account in lieu of priv. main: @mullhund.bsky.social
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i want a girl with a
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i want a girl with a
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had to hit a hateful anon with the northern lion summon
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
had to hit a hateful anon with the northern lion summon
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November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I would be a great hairdresser on a nice commune somewhere (batting my eyelashes cutely)
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I would be a great hairdresser on a nice commune somewhere (batting my eyelashes cutely)
those iroiro dyes are so dangerous once you have a couple of them + short hair. I mixed together some sort of mousey brown this morning and got the most perfect melted cherry coke icee color on my fading red.
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
those iroiro dyes are so dangerous once you have a couple of them + short hair. I mixed together some sort of mousey brown this morning and got the most perfect melted cherry coke icee color on my fading red.
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brothers bf texted me tree pics and brother goes "send closeups of fupa bear" and I said "what" and brothers bf sends me a picture of a wooden bear ornament with his pussy out
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
brothers bf texted me tree pics and brother goes "send closeups of fupa bear" and I said "what" and brothers bf sends me a picture of a wooden bear ornament with his pussy out
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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in ducktales the movie when scrooge mcduck says to launchpad mcquack i thought you went to flight school and launchpad replies i took a crash course that was pretty good but it’s fair to ask what role this normalization of having a pilot with no interest in landing played in planning 9/11
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
in ducktales the movie when scrooge mcduck says to launchpad mcquack i thought you went to flight school and launchpad replies i took a crash course that was pretty good but it’s fair to ask what role this normalization of having a pilot with no interest in landing played in planning 9/11
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also check the new thrifted mug 😏
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
also check the new thrifted mug 😏
so I went out yesterday despite not wanting to because of the snow storm warning and it's almost 4 hours after the warning stared and there's no fucking snow...where's the fucking snow.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
so I went out yesterday despite not wanting to because of the snow storm warning and it's almost 4 hours after the warning stared and there's no fucking snow...where's the fucking snow.
watching some British guy interview a "whites-only" town in Arkansas and during a massively cringe performance, one of em is explaining what a baroque flute is (aka penny whistle or German flute) and this fucker goes "it's not easy to look tough with a flute, even if it is German"
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
watching some British guy interview a "whites-only" town in Arkansas and during a massively cringe performance, one of em is explaining what a baroque flute is (aka penny whistle or German flute) and this fucker goes "it's not easy to look tough with a flute, even if it is German"
feeling so mega sleepy despite taking a fat nap earlier...if im getting sick again it's over
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
feeling so mega sleepy despite taking a fat nap earlier...if im getting sick again it's over
the Midwest urge to buy liquor before the winter storm warning takes effect
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the Midwest urge to buy liquor before the winter storm warning takes effect
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Realizing, and overcoming, your internalized sex negative conservative beliefs is one of the biggest hurdles in supporting sex work and porn artists
You NEED to overcome your discomfort of others getting off to topics that may be uncomfortable to you
Enjoying a kink is not indicative of your morals
You NEED to overcome your discomfort of others getting off to topics that may be uncomfortable to you
Enjoying a kink is not indicative of your morals
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Realizing, and overcoming, your internalized sex negative conservative beliefs is one of the biggest hurdles in supporting sex work and porn artists
You NEED to overcome your discomfort of others getting off to topics that may be uncomfortable to you
Enjoying a kink is not indicative of your morals
You NEED to overcome your discomfort of others getting off to topics that may be uncomfortable to you
Enjoying a kink is not indicative of your morals
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November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
finally doing something with this cement bear I thrifted...sculpted all the additional bits & slapped a base coat on em. something about this purple is very satisfying.
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
finally doing something with this cement bear I thrifted...sculpted all the additional bits & slapped a base coat on em. something about this purple is very satisfying.
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Instead of giving your money to (1) billionaire this Black Friday, give it to (25) perverts keeping the sicko dream alive!
Every $ this bundle earns goes directly to the artists, which mean a very merry holiday season for a bunch of queer increatives ♥️
And in exchange you get a bunch of sick porn!
Every $ this bundle earns goes directly to the artists, which mean a very merry holiday season for a bunch of queer increatives ♥️
And in exchange you get a bunch of sick porn!
💖 WAKE UP PERVERTS IT'S SICKO'S SELECTION #3 💖
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
WHAT is Sicko's Selection, you ask? uhhh, only an amazing bi-whenever-we-feel-like-it erotica bundle, and with 25 all-star creators, this edition is our biggest and juiciest edition yet!
(Art by hattersart)
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
WHAT is Sicko's Selection, you ask? uhhh, only an amazing bi-whenever-we-feel-like-it erotica bundle, and with 25 all-star creators, this edition is our biggest and juiciest edition yet!
(Art by hattersart)
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Instead of giving your money to (1) billionaire this Black Friday, give it to (25) perverts keeping the sicko dream alive!
Every $ this bundle earns goes directly to the artists, which mean a very merry holiday season for a bunch of queer increatives ♥️
And in exchange you get a bunch of sick porn!
Every $ this bundle earns goes directly to the artists, which mean a very merry holiday season for a bunch of queer increatives ♥️
And in exchange you get a bunch of sick porn!
my apt is um. The supply closet of a well stocked art room atp.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
my apt is um. The supply closet of a well stocked art room atp.
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.