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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · Jul 16

i hate the lighting in here

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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 6h

Imagine being mean to me online and it's just this stoned bitch wrapped in his dead aunt's afghan

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 6h

I'll be in my living room
making no noise
pretending that I don't exist

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 6h

#onrepeat oh for fucks sake

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 7h

i feel like if maybe i had been loved more my life could have been better

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 8h

airlift me from my life

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 8h

as we reclaim frogs for good, I do recommend the documentary Feels Good Man, which is (a) a good explainer on the whole pepe the frog thing, and (b) a really good look at how chan culture crept into and overtook the mainstream.

maybe matt furie can finally reclaim his creation.

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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 8h

bloody-disgusting.com/reviews/3909...

‘R.L. Stine’s Pumpkinhead’ Review – Tubi Original Is Prime Gateway Horror for Halloween

There’s something off about Red Haven. In R.L. Stine’s Pumpkinhead, the new Tubi original written and directed by Jem Garrard (Slay), it’s pretty evident that there’s more to the bountiful harvest and...

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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 9h

Hahaha very neat
Now do a general strike

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 9h

it could be 3:45 in the morning it makes no difference

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Karen Tumulty @ktumulty.bsky.social · 12h

My favorite sign at the Montclair NJ No Kings today:

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12h

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 10h

I'll just like blink and realize that I haven't tweeted at all in 10 hours

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 10h

I refuse to believe that it is only 3 in the afternoon.

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Patric Bates @patricbates.bsky.social · 12h

100 days of Halloween - 100 spooky watercolors #13 “Poltergeist” #art #watercolor #painting #illustration

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ur old bud @mrblue.bsky.social · 12h

George Santos wasted no time getting back on cameo lol.

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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 14h

blarg

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 14h

[Watching Lord Of The Rings with my new girlfriend]

ME: In Spain, Elrond is called The Rond

HER: Get out.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 16h

“Fuck AI”

— Guillermo del Toro

🎥 Vanity Fair

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kyle @totallykyle.bsky.social · 14h

just a friendly reminder that you do NOT have to pull over for ICE. never open your door to them and do not answer any questions!! if you do stop and recognize that it is ICE, just drive away. they are not police.

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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 17h

Don't worry there will be more

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 18h

I got a shampoo gift set of like four different bottles of mustard

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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 20h

Curry has been a cornerstone of British national cuisine for so long that they served Chicken Curry on the Titanic.

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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 20h

Let me close my eyes right quick.