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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here.

@vinca.bsky.social

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There is no war in Ba Sing Se. ಠ_ಠ Now Serving: Low-Effort Comedy and Unsolicited Leftist Views. poo-tee-weet 🦤

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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · Nov 19

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 6d

most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future

now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast

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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 4d

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Has ‘supper’ always meant ‘dinner?'

The answer is waiting for you and it is still hot.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 4d

SCOOP: several days ago Zohran Mamdani was overheard saying he "needs" to eat dinner. An inside source confirmed he had eaten breakfast and lunch that day, giving him an estimated 2+ weeks without additional calories before he might have died from starvation

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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 4d

who the fuck are you polling, 24 year old white men?

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onion person @junlper.beer · 9d

every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far

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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 10d

This is what happens when you don’t require (or fund) the humanities.

You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 10d

You’re a privacy advocate and you’re ok with them. Fuck off, lol.

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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 10d

You’re weirdly defensive about these hypothetical glasses.

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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 10d

Oh my god you mean there could be consequences for my actions????

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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 10d

I give zero fucks that they cost a lot of money, if you need to wear them everywhere you can go fuck yourself.

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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 10d

It’s not that everyone is a creep, or that there isn’t a use for the tech. It’s that you are including me in it without my consent and there’s zero guardrails.

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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 10d

I want to snatch them off their face and wing ‘em into traffic.

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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 10d

Why is it so hard for these tech bros to develop technology that makes our lives better and not weird and dystopian.

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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 11d

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 14d

The NYPD is antifa now? I can't keep up.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14d

So no terrorism then?

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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 14d

Such extremism! So much terror!

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You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 15d

Block and move on.

You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 16d

His main unspoken thought was for more photos of male nude bike ride participants.

You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 16d

I’ve never been able to see a Magic Eye poster, and 3D movies don’t work for me, but strangely I can see the swastika perfectly.

You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 17d

I was just talking to someone today about how I'd be happy to pay a monthly subscription fee to watch the trials.

You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 20d

MAGA is essentially distilled white grievance culture. If they have nothing to be angry about, they will make something up.

You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 24d

Are you trying to tell me that there is a French special policing unit that has weapons to use against protesters?
I believe you, that sounds like a fact.

You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 24d

I’m not sure what the point is you’re trying to make.

You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. @vinca.bsky.social · 24d

Ok. Well, that’s nice. The US gives that kind of permission and gear to anyone in the force and lets them use it without oversight or provocation.
It’s not even remotely the same.