Robyn the Velocirobter
@velocirobter.bsky.social
Overeducated and undersmart
Cat parent, slow runner, amateur tubist
Transplant in Chicago
they/them
🏳️🌈⚧️🎮⛱️🐋💅😸
Cat parent, slow runner, amateur tubist
Transplant in Chicago
they/them
🏳️🌈⚧️🎮⛱️🐋💅😸
Pinned
I went to check my credit score and I have to say, I am really skeptical that entire union is trans.
I mean, of COURSE Northwestern buckled. The university wouldn't know integrity if it hit them in the face wrapped in million-dollar checks. This is the university of John Evans.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I mean, of COURSE Northwestern buckled. The university wouldn't know integrity if it hit them in the face wrapped in million-dollar checks. This is the university of John Evans.
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Hey everyone I seek a good pair of sweatpants. Feels like something I don't want to thrift. Any recommendations? Bonus points for small biz and inexpensive
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hey everyone I seek a good pair of sweatpants. Feels like something I don't want to thrift. Any recommendations? Bonus points for small biz and inexpensive
Hey everyone I seek a good pair of sweatpants. Feels like something I don't want to thrift. Any recommendations? Bonus points for small biz and inexpensive
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hey everyone I seek a good pair of sweatpants. Feels like something I don't want to thrift. Any recommendations? Bonus points for small biz and inexpensive
Can't grade if it means disturbing the cat.
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Can't grade if it means disturbing the cat.
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Peer review is either needlessly pedantic or careless and there seems to be precious little in between
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Peer review is either needlessly pedantic or careless and there seems to be precious little in between
B. Dylan Hollis and Liam Layton are collaborating on videos and I wish they would collaborate on a different kind of video
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
B. Dylan Hollis and Liam Layton are collaborating on videos and I wish they would collaborate on a different kind of video
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journalists really should stop baring their entire asses like this
"I have no idea how this technology actually works but my editor is mostly interested in engagement clicks so we proceeded anyway"
"I have no idea how this technology actually works but my editor is mostly interested in engagement clicks so we proceeded anyway"
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
journalists really should stop baring their entire asses like this
"I have no idea how this technology actually works but my editor is mostly interested in engagement clicks so we proceeded anyway"
"I have no idea how this technology actually works but my editor is mostly interested in engagement clicks so we proceeded anyway"
I...
Shouldn't the bot *stop encouraging self-harm then*?!?
I feel like I am taking crazy pills
Shouldn't the bot *stop encouraging self-harm then*?!?
I feel like I am taking crazy pills
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I...
Shouldn't the bot *stop encouraging self-harm then*?!?
I feel like I am taking crazy pills
Shouldn't the bot *stop encouraging self-harm then*?!?
I feel like I am taking crazy pills
I have colleagues that do this - "I'm not saying I believe X, but X may be a reason we don't do Y".
And... it always seems to go in the direction of making someone they don't like look bad
And... it always seems to go in the direction of making someone they don't like look bad
Trump loves a paralipsis.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I have colleagues that do this - "I'm not saying I believe X, but X may be a reason we don't do Y".
And... it always seems to go in the direction of making someone they don't like look bad
And... it always seems to go in the direction of making someone they don't like look bad
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Anyway, it's kind of insane that Carville's claim to fame was getting a candidate 43% in a presidential election (the lowest winning share of the popular vote since Woodrow Wilson) and we've had to hear from him non-stop for three+ decades.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Anyway, it's kind of insane that Carville's claim to fame was getting a candidate 43% in a presidential election (the lowest winning share of the popular vote since Woodrow Wilson) and we've had to hear from him non-stop for three+ decades.
Consumers should do things for the common good like consume more!!!
Fuck reusing and reducing, BUY MORE!!!!
The owner class don't need to do anything for the common good though. That would involve paying taxes and redistributing wealth and not exploiting the poor and giving up control and
Fuck reusing and reducing, BUY MORE!!!!
The owner class don't need to do anything for the common good though. That would involve paying taxes and redistributing wealth and not exploiting the poor and giving up control and
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Consumers should do things for the common good like consume more!!!
Fuck reusing and reducing, BUY MORE!!!!
The owner class don't need to do anything for the common good though. That would involve paying taxes and redistributing wealth and not exploiting the poor and giving up control and
Fuck reusing and reducing, BUY MORE!!!!
The owner class don't need to do anything for the common good though. That would involve paying taxes and redistributing wealth and not exploiting the poor and giving up control and
Unfortunately gay Chicago Bluesky got just minutes without this guy before he made a new account. Keep an eye out, block and report as needed, and don't engage
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Unfortunately gay Chicago Bluesky got just minutes without this guy before he made a new account. Keep an eye out, block and report as needed, and don't engage
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Hey everyone, I found out this morning that the guy thats harassed many Chicago folks months ago has been I guess keeping it up. They’ve decided to obsess over me and my loved ones to the point I fear for our safety, so I gotta be off social media. Please report Chiwes.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Hey everyone, I found out this morning that the guy thats harassed many Chicago folks months ago has been I guess keeping it up. They’ve decided to obsess over me and my loved ones to the point I fear for our safety, so I gotta be off social media. Please report Chiwes.bsky.social
Looking at the complete list of people running in the Dem primary
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Looking at the complete list of people running in the Dem primary
Noah Way is going to be the special guest for a party in Chicago 🤯🤯🥵🥵🥵
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Noah Way is going to be the special guest for a party in Chicago 🤯🤯🥵🥵🥵
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November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm no musical fanatic but I have made MULTIPLE references to musicals at work this week that have gone WHOLLY UNACKNOWLEDGED and I believe I am due restitution
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm no musical fanatic but I have made MULTIPLE references to musicals at work this week that have gone WHOLLY UNACKNOWLEDGED and I believe I am due restitution
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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Illinois Democrats who voted for this, and their primary opponents:
Nikki Budzinski (Dylan Blaha, Emily Lux)
Bill Foster (none, unfortunately)
Brad Schneider (Morgan Coghill)
Eric Sorenson (Montez Soliz, though I hear his petitions are being challenged)
Nikki Budzinski (Dylan Blaha, Emily Lux)
Bill Foster (none, unfortunately)
Brad Schneider (Morgan Coghill)
Eric Sorenson (Montez Soliz, though I hear his petitions are being challenged)
Hakeem "Quisling" Jeffries voted to condemn socialism and the Democrat Mayor of the city he represnts. Fuck him - he needs to go.
www.newsweek.com/full-list-of...
www.newsweek.com/full-list-of...
Full list of Democrats voting to condemn socialism as Zohran Mamdani comes to town
The House of Representatives voted on a resolution condemning socialism ahead of President Trump's meeting with Zohran Mamdani.
www.newsweek.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Illinois Democrats who voted for this, and their primary opponents:
Nikki Budzinski (Dylan Blaha, Emily Lux)
Bill Foster (none, unfortunately)
Brad Schneider (Morgan Coghill)
Eric Sorenson (Montez Soliz, though I hear his petitions are being challenged)
Nikki Budzinski (Dylan Blaha, Emily Lux)
Bill Foster (none, unfortunately)
Brad Schneider (Morgan Coghill)
Eric Sorenson (Montez Soliz, though I hear his petitions are being challenged)
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What caught my eye in this Newsweek article, is that they quote Dylan Blaha, a progressive candidate looking to unseat Nikki Budzinski (D-Peoria). Good for him.
Also, Raj Krishnamoorthi, running for Democratic Senator, voted for this.
So did Brad Schneider, and Eric Sorenson.
Also, Raj Krishnamoorthi, running for Democratic Senator, voted for this.
So did Brad Schneider, and Eric Sorenson.
"75 Democrats broke ranks to join Republicans voting for a House resolution, which expressed gratitude for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and other law enforcement officers."
www.newsweek.com/democrats-ic...
www.newsweek.com/democrats-ic...
June 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
What caught my eye in this Newsweek article, is that they quote Dylan Blaha, a progressive candidate looking to unseat Nikki Budzinski (D-Peoria). Good for him.
Also, Raj Krishnamoorthi, running for Democratic Senator, voted for this.
So did Brad Schneider, and Eric Sorenson.
Also, Raj Krishnamoorthi, running for Democratic Senator, voted for this.
So did Brad Schneider, and Eric Sorenson.
No, no, I think that's enough internet for the day.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
No, no, I think that's enough internet for the day.
What the fuck did I just watch
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What the fuck did I just watch
All Republicans know is culture war bullshit, be racist, and lie.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
All Republicans know is culture war bullshit, be racist, and lie.
There's a Reddit thread effectively ranking the US states and they are bound and determined to defend North Carolina, of all fuckin places, so I decided I'll just name my top five states. In alphabetical order:
California
Hawaii
Illinois
Minnesota
New York
California
Hawaii
Illinois
Minnesota
New York
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
There's a Reddit thread effectively ranking the US states and they are bound and determined to defend North Carolina, of all fuckin places, so I decided I'll just name my top five states. In alphabetical order:
California
Hawaii
Illinois
Minnesota
New York
California
Hawaii
Illinois
Minnesota
New York