Jessica
@vegspice.bsky.social
food scientist/goth mom/recovering academic/semi-professional hater
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Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too
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The Animaniacs MUST ACT now!
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Animaniacs MUST ACT now!
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
Absolutely thrilled to share that my son has discovered presentations
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Absolutely thrilled to share that my son has discovered presentations
This was waiting for me at home. My husband is the best and knows me so well 💘 @themountaingoats.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This was waiting for me at home. My husband is the best and knows me so well 💘 @themountaingoats.bsky.social
Deadlifted and squatted 100 lb for the first time in MONTHS and I can now fight God
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Deadlifted and squatted 100 lb for the first time in MONTHS and I can now fight God
I just had six children in my apartment for four hours and I need to be locked in a soundproof room with a weighted blanket for fourteen hours
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I just had six children in my apartment for four hours and I need to be locked in a soundproof room with a weighted blanket for fourteen hours
Was just behind a Cybertruck with the letters RESIST UR EGO spelled out in masking tape on the back and I am utterly BAFFLED
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Was just behind a Cybertruck with the letters RESIST UR EGO spelled out in masking tape on the back and I am utterly BAFFLED
I have successfully beaten the urge to argue with strangers on the internet out of myself. It only took 41 years
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I have successfully beaten the urge to argue with strangers on the internet out of myself. It only took 41 years
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
Maybe this is a boomer take but I really think we should stop with only celebrities voicing every animated character. The whole time I’m thinking “wait is that Paul Rudd it IS Paul Rudd” instead of letting it wash over me
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Maybe this is a boomer take but I really think we should stop with only celebrities voicing every animated character. The whole time I’m thinking “wait is that Paul Rudd it IS Paul Rudd” instead of letting it wash over me
asked my husband to bring me a shower old fashioned and this was his solution. I don’t think anything’s encapsulated me more
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
asked my husband to bring me a shower old fashioned and this was his solution. I don’t think anything’s encapsulated me more
Turns out all I needed was an hourlong powerlifting workout while listening to Gossip and other 00s bangers then a shower cocktail and four days off work
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Turns out all I needed was an hourlong powerlifting workout while listening to Gossip and other 00s bangers then a shower cocktail and four days off work
MISTY FOREST—shot is low to the ground, focusing on only the feet of a fox running. Haunting music DINGS as his paws pad the earth. smash cut to the same shot of a bear running on all fours. Music DINGS as we see them together. Slowly we see both animals’ front paws rise, then they begin to walk
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
MISTY FOREST—shot is low to the ground, focusing on only the feet of a fox running. Haunting music DINGS as his paws pad the earth. smash cut to the same shot of a bear running on all fours. Music DINGS as we see them together. Slowly we see both animals’ front paws rise, then they begin to walk
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(not even looking up) time loop mishap
Did you guys hear about the Georgia man who died in a scuba diving accident after which family looked in the backyard treehouse and found the skeletal remains of his missing adult son? It’s such a weird story and I need there to be any kind of resolution.
Skeletal remains of missing son found in backyard tree house days after father dies in scuba accident
Henry Hank Frantz, 32, went missing four years ago, according to reports.
www.nbcnews.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
(not even looking up) time loop mishap
7yo, learning how to play BoTW, fast traveling away from Guardians: ha ha, see ya later!
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
7yo, learning how to play BoTW, fast traveling away from Guardians: ha ha, see ya later!
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
Was compelled by some neighbors today to smell a dried out SCOBY and I haven’t regretted succumbing to peer pressure like this since high school
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Was compelled by some neighbors today to smell a dried out SCOBY and I haven’t regretted succumbing to peer pressure like this since high school
Nothing has ever been funnier than the sounds my kid made when trying a Japanese toilet for the first time
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Nothing has ever been funnier than the sounds my kid made when trying a Japanese toilet for the first time
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
Hard to overstate how incredible it was seeing this in theaters in your early 20s
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hard to overstate how incredible it was seeing this in theaters in your early 20s
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Both teams deserved the win but also people who shit on LA do not understand how fucking bad this city has been since the pandemic, three massive fires, pandemic, Hollywood and now fascist occupation. Hate the dodgers ownership and some players sure, don’t hate the city tho.
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Both teams deserved the win but also people who shit on LA do not understand how fucking bad this city has been since the pandemic, three massive fires, pandemic, Hollywood and now fascist occupation. Hate the dodgers ownership and some players sure, don’t hate the city tho.
I honestly feel awful for the Blue Jays fans, they look devastated. What a series, good lord
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I honestly feel awful for the Blue Jays fans, they look devastated. What a series, good lord
My husband and I have a game called “baseball face” that’s basically when a player’s profile comes on screen we decide whether or not they have baseball face (most, but not all, do)
Baseball player physiognomies:
-I smoke weed
-cultured apex asethete
-dan from jiffy lube
-I smoke weed
-cultured apex asethete
-dan from jiffy lube
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My husband and I have a game called “baseball face” that’s basically when a player’s profile comes on screen we decide whether or not they have baseball face (most, but not all, do)
This year’s Halloween candy data
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This year’s Halloween candy data