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Varric Tethras
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𝑅𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒, 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑐𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑢𝑛𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔.  #DARP No NSFW
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That's true.
It does. It kinda reminds me of the feeling I get when I'm around red lyrium. But all weird and twisted.

I'm just glad Skyhold has thicker walls.

And Bianca? She has. Best crossbow ever made.
Let us not forget he possesses a dragon.
Although I will say I have not seen its sort flying, even in the north.
It feels-wrong on all fronts.
….
You talk about your crossbow as if it was a person. It must have served you very well
Now why does that not surprise me? And I agree. But, me and Bianca do alright. She hasn't let me down yet. Bull, I'll pass on the dragon-hunting if it's all the same to you Seeker; I'd rather not risk my neck on a dragon when Corypheus could show up at any time.
Now why does that not surprise me? And I agree. But, me and Bianca do alright. She hasn't let me down yet. Bull, I'll pass on the dragon-hunting if it's all the same to you Seeker; I'd rather not risk my neck on a dragon when Corypheus could show up at any time.
It can be foolhearty to go alone. I was that fool once. Proper training can be everything
No, I'd just rather not go out my way to chase after things that want to kill me, Seeker.
No, I'd just rather not go out my way to chase after things that want to kill me, Seeker.
Are
you afraid of dragons?
Varric Tethras the storyteller running from adventure?
Honestly? I'd rather avoid the dragons and the demons, Seeker.
Honestly? I'd rather avoid the dragons and the demons, Seeker.
Hunting dragons is a noble pursuit. A true test of strength and courage. There is no such honor in nightmares…
Do you wish to slay a dragon?
You're right there Seeker. Is it bad I'd rather face a dragon as at Ieast I can shoot at a dragon with Bianca?
You're right there Seeker. Is it bad I'd rather face a dragon as at Ieast I can shoot at a dragon with Bianca?
If only I could run it through with my sword and be done with it. This is far from the slaying of dragons.

-nods, looking up only slightly from polishing her shield-

You have a built in armor often overlooked.
*laughs*

I have to admit, I'm glad I can't dream for once. Makes me safe from this nightmare demon at least, unless it comes to Skyhold directly.
*laughs*

I have to admit, I'm glad I can't dream for once. Makes me safe from this nightmare demon at least, unless it comes to Skyhold directly.
*especially exasperated disgusted noise*
I am…out of sorts. It is this whole nightmare business. I have never done well with demons and one that attacks us all at our very souls in the night?
I need to do, act! At the least some mission…
What was that Seeker? Did you just admit that I was right about something?

Makers' breath, that's even weirder than this whole Corypheus shit. I have to agree with you though- hell, sometimes I wonder if I have gone mad and this is all once crazy hallucination.
What was that Seeker? Did you just admit that I was right about something?

Makers' breath, that's even weirder than this whole Corypheus shit. I have to agree with you though- hell, sometimes I wonder if I have gone mad and this is all once crazy hallucination.
I-hate to
agree with you of all people but you are right Varric. We are each of us a part of the Inquisition now. Maker willing we are victorious.
….
If any had told me this would be my fate only months ago I would have called them mad
Mhm. As if the Inquisitor would really let you do that to me, Seeker. Have you seen the shit going on lately? She needs me - every single one of us is gonna be needed if we're to take down Corypheus and his archdemon.
Mhm. As if the Inquisitor would really let you do that to me, Seeker. Have you seen the shit going on lately? She needs me - every single one of us is gonna be needed if we're to take down Corypheus and his archdemon.
Fond as a annoying pox the healers have yet to identify. You may well still ‘mysteriously’ fall from the ship
Aww Seeker, you'd really keep me company on the way back to Kirkwall? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were fond of me.
Aww Seeker, you'd really keep me company on the way back to Kirkwall? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were fond of me.
Sure, Seeker. I believe you. Although that's still one of the nicest things you've ever said to me.
Are you feeling alright Seeker? I think you just complimented me =, if my ears are hearing right...
I understand that at least, Seeker. Sometimes I think people only see me as as a storyteller rather than my own person.
Aren't politicians always yelling, Seeker? That's pretty much what they do.

And gloves don't necessarily make you respectable, Seeker.
You know Seeker, you could always take the gloves off.
And this bluesky place isn't so bad once you get used to it.
You're right there, Bugs. They always sell well.
Agh. Bianca's married, we're not technically allowed to be anywhere near each other.

And nothing, just thinking of an idea for a new book...
Oh, well, shit.

*Sighs*

Maybe I should put Bianca in the past...

*his mind drifts to someone else...*
Umm, what?

*coughs and blushes*

Well, shit.
And I was thinking... about someone. Not the crossbow.
They did. I have to say, the Dowager seems to know an awful lot that goes on behind closed doors.
And I do not make out with my crossbow.
It's not me you should be afraid of on that score- you should probably read the Randy Dowager.
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Are you guys really plagued by fear of me?
The Inquisitor was plagued by the fear of Varric.
No, good historians are a rare thing these days.
She was. They don't make historians like her anymore...
She sounds like a lovely woman.