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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
So he needs two Grey Wardens eating tree bark. Just in case, right?
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
So he needs two Grey Wardens eating tree bark. Just in case, right?
It's so nice to see everyone annulling the Fereldan Circle in a crisis. Warms the heart.
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It's so nice to see everyone annulling the Fereldan Circle in a crisis. Warms the heart.
The Chantry made a big mistake, and now it's on the edge of something exciting.
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 PM
The Chantry made a big mistake, and now it's on the edge of something exciting.
Maevaris Tilani! It's so good to see you. We thought the Merchant's Guild had let Sigrun go to the Deep Roads long before her true Calling.
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Maevaris Tilani! It's so good to see you. We thought the Merchant's Guild had let Sigrun go to the Deep Roads long before her true Calling.
Why are you shitting your smallclothes from shock? And why does it warrant giggling?
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Why are you shitting your smallclothes from shock? And why does it warrant giggling?
I see what must be done, and I do it. I see no point in calling shems "spoon-ears" like a drufflenug.
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 AM
I see what must be done, and I do it. I see no point in calling shems "spoon-ears" like a drufflenug.
I hope the Maker's as good at finding out Cassandra doesn't wear underpants as you claim.
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I hope the Maker's as good at finding out Cassandra doesn't wear underpants as you claim.
Since when do the Venatori die of a wasting disease alongside the Dalish?
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Since when do the Venatori die of a wasting disease alongside the Dalish?
That's what I'm here for, to deliver dragons and witty one-liners.
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 AM
That's what I'm here for, to deliver dragons and witty one-liners.
The Antivan Crows almost shut us down because they don't like titsicles. But once I explained frigging raisins they let us stay.
February 12, 2026 at 9:10 AM
The Antivan Crows almost shut us down because they don't like titsicles. But once I explained frigging raisins they let us stay.
Vivienne greeted the Inquisitor by waiting for the tutor's bill.
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Vivienne greeted the Inquisitor by waiting for the tutor's bill.
The way a cannibal is pulsing... I've never seen this before.
February 12, 2026 at 8:11 AM
The way a cannibal is pulsing... I've never seen this before.
The best way to kill a dragon is by calling your child "pup" because you're extremely Fereldan.
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 AM
The best way to kill a dragon is by calling your child "pup" because you're extremely Fereldan.
You know that romance serial on your shoulder? I think it's replaced your head.
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 AM
You know that romance serial on your shoulder? I think it's replaced your head.
I will offer you no less than inquisibutt.
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 AM
I will offer you no less than inquisibutt.
Were you hoping to sate your damaged pride by making a valiant effort?
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Were you hoping to sate your damaged pride by making a valiant effort?
I received your orders and will depart for Jader as soon as possible. I have arranged for Cullen to take over becoming immune to the taint.
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I received your orders and will depart for Jader as soon as possible. I have arranged for Cullen to take over becoming immune to the taint.
The Couslands almost shut us down because they don't like an Antaam asshole. But once I explained a young bastard they let us stay.
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The Couslands almost shut us down because they don't like an Antaam asshole. But once I explained a young bastard they let us stay.
We disciplined blood mages and were accountable only to Rana - and not even her, truthfully.
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 AM
We disciplined blood mages and were accountable only to Rana - and not even her, truthfully.
Shale! It's so good to see you. We thought the Venatori had brought the Maker's word to the unenlightened.
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Shale! It's so good to see you. We thought the Venatori had brought the Maker's word to the unenlightened.
Shitballs fuck shit crap fade shit arse demons crap... look at me, suggesting the Inquisitor go dancing more often like a hungry for power peasant girl.
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Shitballs fuck shit crap fade shit arse demons crap... look at me, suggesting the Inquisitor go dancing more often like a hungry for power peasant girl.
Tell you about the Chant? What, as if it's a wee babe?
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Tell you about the Chant? What, as if it's a wee babe?
Extravagant lies. Figures they're in the Cantori Diamond, but I swear they're having a tumble in the hay.
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Extravagant lies. Figures they're in the Cantori Diamond, but I swear they're having a tumble in the hay.
Harding: Where's Shale? Wasn't she at Dock Town?
Rook: They grabbed her before we arrived and sacrificed everything.
Rook: They grabbed her before we arrived and sacrificed everything.
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Harding: Where's Shale? Wasn't she at Dock Town?
Rook: They grabbed her before we arrived and sacrificed everything.
Rook: They grabbed her before we arrived and sacrificed everything.
How DID Sandal kill all those darkspawn? By caressing the many undulating breasts of the broodmother.
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
How DID Sandal kill all those darkspawn? By caressing the many undulating breasts of the broodmother.