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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
Deal. With. A dangerous relic.
February 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Deal. With. A dangerous relic.
Good news is, I think I can do nothing somewhere else.
February 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Good news is, I think I can do nothing somewhere else.
I'm all for constantly commenting on Wynne's fine bosom. If you're taking votes, that is.
February 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I'm all for constantly commenting on Wynne's fine bosom. If you're taking votes, that is.
Should've seen Viper, all feathered up like a dragon flagon.
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Should've seen Viper, all feathered up like a dragon flagon.
Krem and Duncan will want to know about flatulent goats. And hygienically brewed ale... and human flesh.
February 16, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Krem and Duncan will want to know about flatulent goats. And hygienically brewed ale... and human flesh.
Being a tempest seems like a better life than being a grand cleric. My brother was a grand cleric. It's all about valuing loyalty above all things and assaulting helpless statuary with your feces.
February 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Being a tempest seems like a better life than being a grand cleric. My brother was a grand cleric. It's all about valuing loyalty above all things and assaulting helpless statuary with your feces.
A bard's is an intricate dance where an enjoyable side benefit can be sharper than any dagger.
February 16, 2026 at 12:40 AM
A bard's is an intricate dance where an enjoyable side benefit can be sharper than any dagger.
I do not consider myself to have much in common with the Evanuris.
February 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I do not consider myself to have much in common with the Evanuris.
All I want for Makermas is a spirit of justice.
February 15, 2026 at 11:41 PM
All I want for Makermas is a spirit of justice.
Does it not count if it's only water from the Well of Sorrows?
February 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Does it not count if it's only water from the Well of Sorrows?
Necessary? Having to relieve yourself after reporting another crime is necessary. But there's no excuse for summoning a donkey in the spoon drawer.
February 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Necessary? Having to relieve yourself after reporting another crime is necessary. But there's no excuse for summoning a donkey in the spoon drawer.
I figured I'd play along, find out who wanted to teach Dog a lesson this time. Then the Sky Watcher started delivering a message from the revered mother.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I figured I'd play along, find out who wanted to teach Dog a lesson this time. Then the Sky Watcher started delivering a message from the revered mother.
Ever killed a ham-and-jam slam? I did once. Sold the head for good money, too.
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Ever killed a ham-and-jam slam? I did once. Sold the head for good money, too.
The Inquisitor concluded her visit with Bellara by causing bodily harm.
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
The Inquisitor concluded her visit with Bellara by causing bodily harm.
When preparing to use the feather, be sure to bring 's severed head and spacial anomalies.
February 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
When preparing to use the feather, be sure to bring 's severed head and spacial anomalies.
You know, I like that about you, Leliana. You don't stop making a name for yourself outside your sibling's shadow.
February 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
You know, I like that about you, Leliana. You don't stop making a name for yourself outside your sibling's shadow.
Thom Ranier hates a spacial anomaly. One of the few things we actually agreed on.
February 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Thom Ranier hates a spacial anomaly. One of the few things we actually agreed on.
I fight with a romance serial, rather than the ever-onward march of time.
February 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I fight with a romance serial, rather than the ever-onward march of time.
Andraste's ass... look at me, disrupting the ritual like an ill-educated peasant girl.
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Andraste's ass... look at me, disrupting the ritual like an ill-educated peasant girl.
If you squint, that random child Dog found in the Denerim market is shaped like a bunny.
February 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
If you squint, that random child Dog found in the Denerim market is shaped like a bunny.
When the Breach first opened, I evaded demons by killing for a decent cup of coffee.
February 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
When the Breach first opened, I evaded demons by killing for a decent cup of coffee.
Sorry! Just being crushed to death by an ogre.
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Sorry! Just being crushed to death by an ogre.
Normally, my advice on wearing your beard on your chest would be, "Don't." In this case... just drown.
February 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Normally, my advice on wearing your beard on your chest would be, "Don't." In this case... just drown.
Why are you getting chased by Cassandra? And why does it warrant giggling?
February 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Why are you getting chased by Cassandra? And why does it warrant giggling?
When a person gets possessed, the demon usually rides a pride demon.
February 15, 2026 at 3:41 PM
When a person gets possessed, the demon usually rides a pride demon.