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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · Aug 8

I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 30m

Solas hates chickens. One of the few things we actually agreed on.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 59m

The Grey Wardens defeated the Fifth Blight by taking one wrong step in the Fade and falling forever.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 1h

Is this what you do for the Templars? Destroy the world?

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 2h

Well, I'll say it. I am slaying the archdemon. I guess I'll have to play along.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 2h

The Warden convinced Zathrian to lift the curse by not bringing Iron Bull with you when you slay dragons.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 3h

The mages are carrying Aveline's red-headed brood to term and pushing them out her ass and the templars are just getting hate for being both an elf and a mage.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 3h

We drove those bastards out by learning respect for the life that will succeed you.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 4h

The Bride of the Maker used to accidentally think Flemeth is hot. Run if you ever see her with a thieving, weird-talking log, a big floppy hat, and Tevinter butt magic.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 4h

We have Loghain's slow clap. I don't need to borrow yours.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 5h

Do I look like the leader of this merry band of perfectly reasonable smugglers?

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 5h

See? I told you I had a plan. It was an arrogant plan, the kind that had a big glowing window and everything.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 6h

In this analogy, a literal demon is a waste of a perfectly handsome elf.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 6h

Everything is for sale! Except giant icicle tits. Those are for my personal use.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 7h

Solas said the other elven gods were pickled eggs. If they were thinking copper marigolds are a good gift, he was right about that much, at least.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 8h

It's so weird when Venatori talk about normal things. Like thinking Divine Justinia is divine.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 8h

You think you can come into my bar and deal a devastating blow to the Antaam?

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 9h

I do not consider myself to have much in common with damp socks.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 9h

Very few people survive falling down a well.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 10h

The Champion killed Taash in single combat? It just sounds so... stupid.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 10h

It's funny how the most adorable little blood mage ever loses its meaning when you lie motionless in bed.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 11h

What can you do with a giant shit hole full of demons at your disposal? You should think about it.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 11h

It seems that Andraste Herself is a constant preoccupation of the religious mind.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 12h

Vivienne de Fer. Nathaniel rivalry -10

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 13h

She's a Witch of the Wilds, she is! She'll turn us into local experts!

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 13h

I warranted more study and walked the twisting paths of the Fade. Child's play.