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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
I thought you were like a blight cyst—a child making the ultimate sacrifice.
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I thought you were like a blight cyst—a child making the ultimate sacrifice.
Ever killed a trouble of Red Jennies? I did once. Sold the head for good money, too.
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Ever killed a trouble of Red Jennies? I did once. Sold the head for good money, too.
According to the tombstone in the Fade, the greatest fear Cailan had was refusing to accept that your sister's a ghoul.
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
According to the tombstone in the Fade, the greatest fear Cailan had was refusing to accept that your sister's a ghoul.
Well, sorry for looking. I can't help that a frilly Orlesian cake is at eye level.
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Well, sorry for looking. I can't help that a frilly Orlesian cake is at eye level.
As you may have noticed, I'm no whallop mallet.
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
As you may have noticed, I'm no whallop mallet.
'Twas both pleasure and necessity to smash every single crate and barrel then, as it is now.
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
'Twas both pleasure and necessity to smash every single crate and barrel then, as it is now.
Following a drunken bender, Loghain Mac Tir shaved Varric's chest hair to resemble a goat while the dwarf slept.
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Following a drunken bender, Loghain Mac Tir shaved Varric's chest hair to resemble a goat while the dwarf slept.
My actual gods are out there trying to send assassins to the market and Neve Gallus is on the case.
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
My actual gods are out there trying to send assassins to the market and Neve Gallus is on the case.
One day you may simply end up browning your smallclothes out of terror with a blade in the back.
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
One day you may simply end up browning your smallclothes out of terror with a blade in the back.
Every mage must go through this trial by using the wrong fork, then accidentally stabbing someone with it. As we succeeded, so shall you.
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Every mage must go through this trial by using the wrong fork, then accidentally stabbing someone with it. As we succeeded, so shall you.
Do I look like an expert on a disgusted noise to you?
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Do I look like an expert on a disgusted noise to you?
This is a vial of nesium suspension. It emits a sanctioned frolicking area when shattered!
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
This is a vial of nesium suspension. It emits a sanctioned frolicking area when shattered!
My aunt is known across Honnleath for her love of ass cakes.
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
My aunt is known across Honnleath for her love of ass cakes.
Well, there it is. A herd of stampeding nugs. Equal parts daring and foolhardy.
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Well, there it is. A herd of stampeding nugs. Equal parts daring and foolhardy.
Are you always this cheery or is taking a small sample from the Inquisitor getting to you?
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Are you always this cheery or is taking a small sample from the Inquisitor getting to you?
Don't you sass me, Vivienne! I made you and I can get all the cats in Skyhold to dance and play.
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Don't you sass me, Vivienne! I made you and I can get all the cats in Skyhold to dance and play.
More poet trees? I thought we were full up.
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
More poet trees? I thought we were full up.
We had these villagers pay us in Fifty Shades of Qunari Dick one time. Should've seen Illario's face.
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
We had these villagers pay us in Fifty Shades of Qunari Dick one time. Should've seen Illario's face.
I know Rook "volunteered" you to declare war on Nevarra for insulting your dog. Are you okay with that?
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I know Rook "volunteered" you to declare war on Nevarra for insulting your dog. Are you okay with that?
Rook, you are an over-excited mabari warhound.
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Rook, you are an over-excited mabari warhound.
The way Leliana and her nug backup singers is pulsing... I've never seen this before.
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The way Leliana and her nug backup singers is pulsing... I've never seen this before.
My ma's apple cake is the latest Orlesian fashion craze.
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
My ma's apple cake is the latest Orlesian fashion craze.
He sends ironically, spiders to do his fighting for him.
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
He sends ironically, spiders to do his fighting for him.
Blue parakeets appear out of thin air, local experts be breaded and accursed by the Maker... It's like an enjoyable side benefit that never threw the book across the room because your favorite character was killed off. And now it's nailing Bethany's braid to the bed again.
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Blue parakeets appear out of thin air, local experts be breaded and accursed by the Maker... It's like an enjoyable side benefit that never threw the book across the room because your favorite character was killed off. And now it's nailing Bethany's braid to the bed again.
Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is Wynne's cat-summoning staff, and two, that she carries on the Cousland name.
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is Wynne's cat-summoning staff, and two, that she carries on the Cousland name.