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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
I would turn into fresh blood, but I'm all out of swamp witches.
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
You think you can come into my bar and release the blight?
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Rook, you are making the trees jealous.
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
The Aravel. He prefers to be called Barkspawn in private. Said I could tell you.
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I don't know how they convinced the International Brotherhood of Blood Mages I was colorful, but I woke up in the ritual site with Varric punching bears on sight because you mistook them for Varric.
February 13, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Let us put an end to being hip-deep in Fereldans.
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Corypheus's secret weapon is empty castles.
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Without Josephine, you can bet Cassandra Pentaghast wouldn't be finding purpose in serving the Grey Wardens.
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 AM
When Tranquils spare the Architect, I lock myself in the cellar. Just batten the hatches and house-sit for Solas.
February 13, 2026 at 11:11 AM
There comes a time when you must stop chewing on some recruits, when you turn and belch like a true dwarf.
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Cole: So where would they keep it? Niceness before knives I mean.
Velanna: Lucanis keeps it under guard. Niceness before knives is the only thing that can be flipped ass over tea kettle.
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Let us put an end to thinking in straight lines.
February 13, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Magic exists to serve man, and never to get all the cats in Skyhold to dance and play.
February 13, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Genlocks sounds like everything that's wrong with being breaded and accursed by the Maker.
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I just sent the Hero of Fereldan to prison for dumping bodies in the well. I'm not going to start down that road.
February 13, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Careful, young man, or flying cows over Minrathous may be the least of your problems.
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 AM
What would I do without a lyrium vein? I'd cry myself to sleep.
February 13, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Every mage must go through this trial by breaking the fingers of those that poke you needlessly. As we succeeded, so shall you.
February 13, 2026 at 6:40 AM
We've encountered brilliant Avvar to the north. They call themselves the Tainted Gods of Rook.
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Your face. That amusing hairy face. Why are you aiming it at me?
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
What the king is trying to say, my lords and ladies, is that he is a demon.
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Artifact Name: Velanna's Bee
Found in the Magisterium chambers. Artifact will emit the cheese shield and a purple hyena when unstable. Will steal back your family's belongings from the Wardens.
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I am many things, but I will never be demony things.
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Dwarves have never used the feather. We can't.
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Lace got hurt because she kept Cullen around just to look pretty.
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 AM