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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
I would turn into fresh blood, but I'm all out of swamp witches.
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I would turn into fresh blood, but I'm all out of swamp witches.
You think you can come into my bar and release the blight?
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
You think you can come into my bar and release the blight?
Rook, you are making the trees jealous.
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Rook, you are making the trees jealous.
The Aravel. He prefers to be called Barkspawn in private. Said I could tell you.
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The Aravel. He prefers to be called Barkspawn in private. Said I could tell you.
I don't know how they convinced the International Brotherhood of Blood Mages I was colorful, but I woke up in the ritual site with Varric punching bears on sight because you mistook them for Varric.
February 13, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I don't know how they convinced the International Brotherhood of Blood Mages I was colorful, but I woke up in the ritual site with Varric punching bears on sight because you mistook them for Varric.
Let us put an end to being hip-deep in Fereldans.
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Let us put an end to being hip-deep in Fereldans.
Corypheus's secret weapon is empty castles.
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Corypheus's secret weapon is empty castles.
Without Josephine, you can bet Cassandra Pentaghast wouldn't be finding purpose in serving the Grey Wardens.
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Without Josephine, you can bet Cassandra Pentaghast wouldn't be finding purpose in serving the Grey Wardens.
When Tranquils spare the Architect, I lock myself in the cellar. Just batten the hatches and house-sit for Solas.
February 13, 2026 at 11:11 AM
When Tranquils spare the Architect, I lock myself in the cellar. Just batten the hatches and house-sit for Solas.
There comes a time when you must stop chewing on some recruits, when you turn and belch like a true dwarf.
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 AM
There comes a time when you must stop chewing on some recruits, when you turn and belch like a true dwarf.
Cole: So where would they keep it? Niceness before knives I mean.
Velanna: Lucanis keeps it under guard. Niceness before knives is the only thing that can be flipped ass over tea kettle.
Velanna: Lucanis keeps it under guard. Niceness before knives is the only thing that can be flipped ass over tea kettle.
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Cole: So where would they keep it? Niceness before knives I mean.
Velanna: Lucanis keeps it under guard. Niceness before knives is the only thing that can be flipped ass over tea kettle.
Velanna: Lucanis keeps it under guard. Niceness before knives is the only thing that can be flipped ass over tea kettle.
Let us put an end to thinking in straight lines.
February 13, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Let us put an end to thinking in straight lines.
Magic exists to serve man, and never to get all the cats in Skyhold to dance and play.
February 13, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Magic exists to serve man, and never to get all the cats in Skyhold to dance and play.
Genlocks sounds like everything that's wrong with being breaded and accursed by the Maker.
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Genlocks sounds like everything that's wrong with being breaded and accursed by the Maker.
I just sent the Hero of Fereldan to prison for dumping bodies in the well. I'm not going to start down that road.
February 13, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I just sent the Hero of Fereldan to prison for dumping bodies in the well. I'm not going to start down that road.
Careful, young man, or flying cows over Minrathous may be the least of your problems.
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Careful, young man, or flying cows over Minrathous may be the least of your problems.
What would I do without a lyrium vein? I'd cry myself to sleep.
February 13, 2026 at 7:10 AM
What would I do without a lyrium vein? I'd cry myself to sleep.
Every mage must go through this trial by breaking the fingers of those that poke you needlessly. As we succeeded, so shall you.
February 13, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Every mage must go through this trial by breaking the fingers of those that poke you needlessly. As we succeeded, so shall you.
We've encountered brilliant Avvar to the north. They call themselves the Tainted Gods of Rook.
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 AM
We've encountered brilliant Avvar to the north. They call themselves the Tainted Gods of Rook.
Your face. That amusing hairy face. Why are you aiming it at me?
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Your face. That amusing hairy face. Why are you aiming it at me?
What the king is trying to say, my lords and ladies, is that he is a demon.
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 AM
What the king is trying to say, my lords and ladies, is that he is a demon.
Artifact Name: Velanna's Bee
Found in the Magisterium chambers. Artifact will emit the cheese shield and a purple hyena when unstable. Will steal back your family's belongings from the Wardens.
Found in the Magisterium chambers. Artifact will emit the cheese shield and a purple hyena when unstable. Will steal back your family's belongings from the Wardens.
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Artifact Name: Velanna's Bee
Found in the Magisterium chambers. Artifact will emit the cheese shield and a purple hyena when unstable. Will steal back your family's belongings from the Wardens.
Found in the Magisterium chambers. Artifact will emit the cheese shield and a purple hyena when unstable. Will steal back your family's belongings from the Wardens.
I am many things, but I will never be demony things.
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I am many things, but I will never be demony things.
Dwarves have never used the feather. We can't.
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Dwarves have never used the feather. We can't.
Lace got hurt because she kept Cullen around just to look pretty.
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Lace got hurt because she kept Cullen around just to look pretty.