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Last updated: 11/14/25
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Last updated: 11/14/25
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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
Nobody expects nugbusters.
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Nobody expects nugbusters.
Come. Let's spoil the ending of another story instead of just saying "hello". I want to examine symbolic gestures.
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Come. Let's spoil the ending of another story instead of just saying "hello". I want to examine symbolic gestures.
Prince Cailan, are you okay to become a pincushion?
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Prince Cailan, are you okay to become a pincushion?
Well, let's wonder if Dorian is actually Freddie Mercury before the ground opens up and swallows us, yes?
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Well, let's wonder if Dorian is actually Freddie Mercury before the ground opens up and swallows us, yes?
So, Rook is dreaming of a big fluffy nug. How wet.
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
So, Rook is dreaming of a big fluffy nug. How wet.
How many years do I have to walk this patrol before I stop hunting templars?
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
How many years do I have to walk this patrol before I stop hunting templars?
Bells ring when the mage-lords of Tevinter flirts with Scout Harding.
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Bells ring when the mage-lords of Tevinter flirts with Scout Harding.
You're never more alive than when you're mourning Mhairi for not surviving the Joining, my friend.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
You're never more alive than when you're mourning Mhairi for not surviving the Joining, my friend.
Lucanis was bloody and shaped like a blood mage.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Lucanis was bloody and shaped like a blood mage.
And the trend of you belching like a true dwarf continues.
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
And the trend of you belching like a true dwarf continues.
What would I do without a virgin sacrifice? I'd cry myself to sleep.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
What would I do without a virgin sacrifice? I'd cry myself to sleep.
Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the Herald of Andraste.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the Herald of Andraste.
There's no exiling the Grey Wardens from Orlais and sending your lover with them in the Chant!
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
There's no exiling the Grey Wardens from Orlais and sending your lover with them in the Chant!
Praising your maker is the latest Orlesian fashion craze.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Praising your maker is the latest Orlesian fashion craze.
We cannot be possessed by animated suits of armor and are immune to the bung ripped through the heavens. Useful, considering our role.
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We cannot be possessed by animated suits of armor and are immune to the bung ripped through the heavens. Useful, considering our role.
You think I'm elven, do you? I saw you getting a tattoo of lyrium breasts.
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You think I'm elven, do you? I saw you getting a tattoo of lyrium breasts.
Fancy parties with stinky cheeses, the so-called "darkspawn", and a waste of a perfectly handsome elf. Reminds me of Llomeryn.
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Fancy parties with stinky cheeses, the so-called "darkspawn", and a waste of a perfectly handsome elf. Reminds me of Llomeryn.
The Inquisitor supported Sutherland's company by giving him an eluvian.
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The Inquisitor supported Sutherland's company by giving him an eluvian.
Blackwall and Sten frequently enjoy reciting the Chant of Light and getting it completely wrong together.
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Blackwall and Sten frequently enjoy reciting the Chant of Light and getting it completely wrong together.
Urthemiel was known as the Tevinter god of joining the Qun because it doesn't demand pants.
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Urthemiel was known as the Tevinter god of joining the Qun because it doesn't demand pants.
It took all my power to marvel at perfection millennia ago. But I am certain you will be fine.
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It took all my power to marvel at perfection millennia ago. But I am certain you will be fine.
I sense a bee nearby.
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I sense a bee nearby.
Corypheus's secret weapon is Andraste's granny-panties.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Corypheus's secret weapon is Andraste's granny-panties.
I'm not only posing and dressing dead people, I'm handing Andraste over to Tevinter! Listen to me fart!
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm not only posing and dressing dead people, I'm handing Andraste over to Tevinter! Listen to me fart!
He sends a false god to do his fighting for him.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
He sends a false god to do his fighting for him.