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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
Let us put an end to thinking in straight lines.
February 13, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Let us put an end to thinking in straight lines.
Magic exists to serve man, and never to get all the cats in Skyhold to dance and play.
February 13, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Magic exists to serve man, and never to get all the cats in Skyhold to dance and play.
Genlocks sounds like everything that's wrong with being breaded and accursed by the Maker.
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Genlocks sounds like everything that's wrong with being breaded and accursed by the Maker.
I just sent the Hero of Fereldan to prison for dumping bodies in the well. I'm not going to start down that road.
February 13, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I just sent the Hero of Fereldan to prison for dumping bodies in the well. I'm not going to start down that road.
Careful, young man, or flying cows over Minrathous may be the least of your problems.
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Careful, young man, or flying cows over Minrathous may be the least of your problems.
What would I do without a lyrium vein? I'd cry myself to sleep.
February 13, 2026 at 7:10 AM
What would I do without a lyrium vein? I'd cry myself to sleep.
Every mage must go through this trial by breaking the fingers of those that poke you needlessly. As we succeeded, so shall you.
February 13, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Every mage must go through this trial by breaking the fingers of those that poke you needlessly. As we succeeded, so shall you.
We've encountered brilliant Avvar to the north. They call themselves the Tainted Gods of Rook.
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 AM
We've encountered brilliant Avvar to the north. They call themselves the Tainted Gods of Rook.
Your face. That amusing hairy face. Why are you aiming it at me?
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Your face. That amusing hairy face. Why are you aiming it at me?
What the king is trying to say, my lords and ladies, is that he is a demon.
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 AM
What the king is trying to say, my lords and ladies, is that he is a demon.
Artifact Name: Velanna's Bee
Found in the Magisterium chambers. Artifact will emit the cheese shield and a purple hyena when unstable. Will steal back your family's belongings from the Wardens.
Found in the Magisterium chambers. Artifact will emit the cheese shield and a purple hyena when unstable. Will steal back your family's belongings from the Wardens.
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Artifact Name: Velanna's Bee
Found in the Magisterium chambers. Artifact will emit the cheese shield and a purple hyena when unstable. Will steal back your family's belongings from the Wardens.
Found in the Magisterium chambers. Artifact will emit the cheese shield and a purple hyena when unstable. Will steal back your family's belongings from the Wardens.
I am many things, but I will never be demony things.
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I am many things, but I will never be demony things.
Dwarves have never used the feather. We can't.
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Dwarves have never used the feather. We can't.
Lace got hurt because she kept Cullen around just to look pretty.
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Lace got hurt because she kept Cullen around just to look pretty.
I thought you were like a blight cyst—a child making the ultimate sacrifice.
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I thought you were like a blight cyst—a child making the ultimate sacrifice.
Ever killed a trouble of Red Jennies? I did once. Sold the head for good money, too.
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Ever killed a trouble of Red Jennies? I did once. Sold the head for good money, too.
According to the tombstone in the Fade, the greatest fear Cailan had was refusing to accept that your sister's a ghoul.
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
According to the tombstone in the Fade, the greatest fear Cailan had was refusing to accept that your sister's a ghoul.
Well, sorry for looking. I can't help that a frilly Orlesian cake is at eye level.
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Well, sorry for looking. I can't help that a frilly Orlesian cake is at eye level.
As you may have noticed, I'm no whallop mallet.
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
As you may have noticed, I'm no whallop mallet.
'Twas both pleasure and necessity to smash every single crate and barrel then, as it is now.
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
'Twas both pleasure and necessity to smash every single crate and barrel then, as it is now.
Following a drunken bender, Loghain Mac Tir shaved Varric's chest hair to resemble a goat while the dwarf slept.
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Following a drunken bender, Loghain Mac Tir shaved Varric's chest hair to resemble a goat while the dwarf slept.
My actual gods are out there trying to send assassins to the market and Neve Gallus is on the case.
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
My actual gods are out there trying to send assassins to the market and Neve Gallus is on the case.
One day you may simply end up browning your smallclothes out of terror with a blade in the back.
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
One day you may simply end up browning your smallclothes out of terror with a blade in the back.
Every mage must go through this trial by using the wrong fork, then accidentally stabbing someone with it. As we succeeded, so shall you.
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Every mage must go through this trial by using the wrong fork, then accidentally stabbing someone with it. As we succeeded, so shall you.
Do I look like an expert on a disgusted noise to you?
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Do I look like an expert on a disgusted noise to you?