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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
When pulled into the Fade by the Sloth Demon, Merrill's nightmare was about commanding the darkspawn.
February 17, 2026 at 4:41 AM
When pulled into the Fade by the Sloth Demon, Merrill's nightmare was about commanding the darkspawn.
I'm fine. We can't juse sit here and call shems "spoon-ears"!
February 17, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I'm fine. We can't juse sit here and call shems "spoon-ears"!
This hatred in me is like a big dead dollhouse. It has consumed my soul.
February 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
This hatred in me is like a big dead dollhouse. It has consumed my soul.
You have brought demony things to Orzammar and doom upon all the world.
February 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
You have brought demony things to Orzammar and doom upon all the world.
Again with the flattery! Do you not tire from refusing to accept that your sister's a ghoul?
February 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Again with the flattery! Do you not tire from refusing to accept that your sister's a ghoul?
What about you? Are you named after those dastardly Orlesian Wardens?
February 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
What about you? Are you named after those dastardly Orlesian Wardens?
He had a voice like hygienically brewed ale. Lady Morrigan, bless her heart, always said, "If we had more voices like his, the Maker couldn't fail to grumble at Blackwall for not announcing incoming darkspawn."
February 17, 2026 at 1:11 AM
He had a voice like hygienically brewed ale. Lady Morrigan, bless her heart, always said, "If we had more voices like his, the Maker couldn't fail to grumble at Blackwall for not announcing incoming darkspawn."
Without a sneaky witch-thief, you cannot notice the parts of my magic that be unpleasantly surprised that rock wraiths are, in fact, real.
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Without a sneaky witch-thief, you cannot notice the parts of my magic that be unpleasantly surprised that rock wraiths are, in fact, real.
Just because you're a Grey Warden doesn't mean you can go around repairing an eluvian!
February 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Just because you're a Grey Warden doesn't mean you can go around repairing an eluvian!
I don't understand. Velanna and Ferdinand Genitivi were eluvians, right? Why would they want to let Bethany die in the Deep Roads?
February 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I don't understand. Velanna and Ferdinand Genitivi were eluvians, right? Why would they want to let Bethany die in the Deep Roads?
Varric and his life lessons. I asked him how we were supposed to kill Merrill's clan, and he gave me an enjoyable side benefit.
February 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Varric and his life lessons. I asked him how we were supposed to kill Merrill's clan, and he gave me an enjoyable side benefit.
Bellara: Are all your wyvern mating calls like this, Neve?
Neve: Anxious and cutting it close? I don't know. Maybe three out of five.
Neve: Anxious and cutting it close? I don't know. Maybe three out of five.
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Bellara: Are all your wyvern mating calls like this, Neve?
Neve: Anxious and cutting it close? I don't know. Maybe three out of five.
Neve: Anxious and cutting it close? I don't know. Maybe three out of five.
Filthy, smelly things full of tears and snot and trouble, a broom, a goose, and a pot of honey and young bastards don't "meow" and attack your feet when you're buying food.
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Filthy, smelly things full of tears and snot and trouble, a broom, a goose, and a pot of honey and young bastards don't "meow" and attack your feet when you're buying food.
The Children of the Stone have tales of dung monsters, saying that they lick a lamppost in winter.
February 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The Children of the Stone have tales of dung monsters, saying that they lick a lamppost in winter.
Rook thought an aravel would make a good gift for Lucanis.
February 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Rook thought an aravel would make a good gift for Lucanis.
The Chantry provides ancient relics to all who seek it. I chose to stay and get hit in the balls with the orb and have your dick become the anchor.
February 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The Chantry provides ancient relics to all who seek it. I chose to stay and get hit in the balls with the orb and have your dick become the anchor.
You're no master of messing up the Chant, by any means.
February 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
You're no master of messing up the Chant, by any means.
Bellara: Are all your elven baby-butts like this, Neve?
Neve: Thoughtful and on a deadline? I don't know. Maybe three out of five.
Neve: Thoughtful and on a deadline? I don't know. Maybe three out of five.
February 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Bellara: Are all your elven baby-butts like this, Neve?
Neve: Thoughtful and on a deadline? I don't know. Maybe three out of five.
Neve: Thoughtful and on a deadline? I don't know. Maybe three out of five.
Hmmm. That smell... this is Emmrich, isn't it? I would know that anywhere!
February 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Hmmm. That smell... this is Emmrich, isn't it? I would know that anywhere!
Blackwall's Brilliant Single Malt: This whisky is older than Wade and smoother than a spacial anomaly.
February 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Blackwall's Brilliant Single Malt: This whisky is older than Wade and smoother than a spacial anomaly.
I thought you were like the smell of fresh blood—a child thinking copper marigolds are a good gift.
February 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I thought you were like the smell of fresh blood—a child thinking copper marigolds are a good gift.
Solas said the other elven gods were gentle. If they were drawing on the horrific magic of the blight, he was right about that much, at least.
February 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Solas said the other elven gods were gentle. If they were drawing on the horrific magic of the blight, he was right about that much, at least.
She's beauty and she's grace, she's getting betrayed by Leske.
February 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
She's beauty and she's grace, she's getting betrayed by Leske.
I have a friend who's very good at posing and dressing dead people.
February 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I have a friend who's very good at posing and dressing dead people.
The Titans confiscated Dorian's prolific ass. Said they needed it for the first Qunari war.
February 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
The Titans confiscated Dorian's prolific ass. Said they needed it for the first Qunari war.