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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
Are you always this cheery or is taking a small sample from the Inquisitor getting to you?
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Are you always this cheery or is taking a small sample from the Inquisitor getting to you?
Don't you sass me, Vivienne! I made you and I can get all the cats in Skyhold to dance and play.
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Don't you sass me, Vivienne! I made you and I can get all the cats in Skyhold to dance and play.
More poet trees? I thought we were full up.
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
More poet trees? I thought we were full up.
We had these villagers pay us in Fifty Shades of Qunari Dick one time. Should've seen Illario's face.
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
We had these villagers pay us in Fifty Shades of Qunari Dick one time. Should've seen Illario's face.
I know Rook "volunteered" you to declare war on Nevarra for insulting your dog. Are you okay with that?
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I know Rook "volunteered" you to declare war on Nevarra for insulting your dog. Are you okay with that?
Rook, you are an over-excited mabari warhound.
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Rook, you are an over-excited mabari warhound.
The way Leliana and her nug backup singers is pulsing... I've never seen this before.
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The way Leliana and her nug backup singers is pulsing... I've never seen this before.
My ma's apple cake is the latest Orlesian fashion craze.
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
My ma's apple cake is the latest Orlesian fashion craze.
He sends ironically, spiders to do his fighting for him.
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
He sends ironically, spiders to do his fighting for him.
Blue parakeets appear out of thin air, local experts be breaded and accursed by the Maker... It's like an enjoyable side benefit that never threw the book across the room because your favorite character was killed off. And now it's nailing Bethany's braid to the bed again.
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Blue parakeets appear out of thin air, local experts be breaded and accursed by the Maker... It's like an enjoyable side benefit that never threw the book across the room because your favorite character was killed off. And now it's nailing Bethany's braid to the bed again.
Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is Wynne's cat-summoning staff, and two, that she carries on the Cousland name.
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is Wynne's cat-summoning staff, and two, that she carries on the Cousland name.
Bet you regret running your fingers through Varric's chest hair, yes?
February 12, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Bet you regret running your fingers through Varric's chest hair, yes?
So he needs two Grey Wardens eating tree bark. Just in case, right?
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
So he needs two Grey Wardens eating tree bark. Just in case, right?
It's so nice to see everyone annulling the Fereldan Circle in a crisis. Warms the heart.
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It's so nice to see everyone annulling the Fereldan Circle in a crisis. Warms the heart.
The Chantry made a big mistake, and now it's on the edge of something exciting.
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 PM
The Chantry made a big mistake, and now it's on the edge of something exciting.
Maevaris Tilani! It's so good to see you. We thought the Merchant's Guild had let Sigrun go to the Deep Roads long before her true Calling.
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Maevaris Tilani! It's so good to see you. We thought the Merchant's Guild had let Sigrun go to the Deep Roads long before her true Calling.
Why are you shitting your smallclothes from shock? And why does it warrant giggling?
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Why are you shitting your smallclothes from shock? And why does it warrant giggling?
I see what must be done, and I do it. I see no point in calling shems "spoon-ears" like a drufflenug.
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 AM
I see what must be done, and I do it. I see no point in calling shems "spoon-ears" like a drufflenug.
I hope the Maker's as good at finding out Cassandra doesn't wear underpants as you claim.
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I hope the Maker's as good at finding out Cassandra doesn't wear underpants as you claim.
Since when do the Venatori die of a wasting disease alongside the Dalish?
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Since when do the Venatori die of a wasting disease alongside the Dalish?
That's what I'm here for, to deliver dragons and witty one-liners.
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 AM
That's what I'm here for, to deliver dragons and witty one-liners.
The Antivan Crows almost shut us down because they don't like titsicles. But once I explained frigging raisins they let us stay.
February 12, 2026 at 9:10 AM
The Antivan Crows almost shut us down because they don't like titsicles. But once I explained frigging raisins they let us stay.
Vivienne greeted the Inquisitor by waiting for the tutor's bill.
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Vivienne greeted the Inquisitor by waiting for the tutor's bill.
The way a cannibal is pulsing... I've never seen this before.
February 12, 2026 at 8:11 AM
The way a cannibal is pulsing... I've never seen this before.
The best way to kill a dragon is by calling your child "pup" because you're extremely Fereldan.
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 AM
The best way to kill a dragon is by calling your child "pup" because you're extremely Fereldan.