Varric Tethras
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Varric Tethras
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𝑅𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒, 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑐𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑢𝑛𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔. 

#DARP
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(+) chuckled Varric, D'elgara purring as Cassandra brushed her. "She is a small creature, isn't she? She is rather like a doll. Only much more noisy and she moves around a lot." h chuckled.
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
(+) daily. Someone is seriously spoiled." chuckled Varric.
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
(+) fennec got up from her basket and walked over cautiously, sniffing Cassandra's hand, then nudging the brush, wagging her tail with an excited yip. "Well, clearly she likes getting brushed. I'm guessing Shocker and Sparkles brush her daily. Wait -" he pauses and checks the list - "twice (+)
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
(+) chuckled as Cassandra tried coaxing the fennec nearer. D'elgara tilted her head and looked at Cassandra questioningly. "I think you have to try her name, Seeker..."
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Peeled grapes, really? I'll have to do that then if you won't... I mean, they'll kill us if we don't do it and they find out." Varric sighed and continued examining the list. "... Sing lullaby if she struggles to sleep during afternoon nap." Shit, this Fennec has a better life than me."Varric (+)
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
(+) plus either another walk around midday, or at least an hour of playtime... also, is there any food this fennec doesn't eat? The favourite treats section alone is half a page..."
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Varric walked over to Cassandra, looking at the list as the fennec nibbled a chicken bone in her basket, bundled up in her favourite blanket Davrien had dropped off for her earlier. "Maker's breath... those two really do see her as their child... two long walks around the battlements per day... (+)
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"Relax, Seeker. I think Shocker was just teasing." Varric chuckled as Cassandra seemed lost in thought. "Fair enough... and please don't. Killing me wouldn't help anyone. Not to mention you'd have a rather angry Champion of Kirkwall and Inquisitor after you for it."
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
(+) I'm starting to think Shocker and Sparkles have been drinking far too much wine. I mean, you did try to kill me a while back over the whole Hawke thing..."
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"Oh, then what is the reason the title bothers you, Seeker? Although I suppose it is a little weird to think of ourselves as god parents to a fennec..." said Varric as they walked. "Hey, I didn't see this happening either. But hey, it'll be an adventure, that's for sure. As for us being a team? (+)
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"I guess so?" Varric looked back at Davrien. "Shocker, what about food? Does she have a special diet or anything?"
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"Don't worry, Shocker; D'elgara is in safe hands with Seeker and I, I promise. We'll take good care of her whilst you two are enjoying your romantic getaway." he chuckled, helping Cassandra with the box of stuff.
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"Oh, I see what you mean, Shocker. Sure, Seeker and I can take care of D'elgara while you're away in Val Royeaux with Sparkles. Do you have her things? And how much exercise should we give her?"
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
(+) pouring himself a glass.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Andraste's breath, I forgot about them. They mobbed me at a book release in Kirkwall and my publisher insisted on having me drawn with them.
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I have a fanclub now? I'm flattered.
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
(+) pretty suspicious. I'd ask Shocker and see about getting some help with it."
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"Oh yeah, I've read that story- it's a good one." commented Varric as he made his way to the tavern. "And me too; the apples sound good, and I'll try a bit of the cider. So Seeker, how are things?" asked the dwarf as he entered the tavern.
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Well, Seeker -er- it looks good on you. I was just on my way to the Tavern.
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM