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@varimbehphen.bsky.social
Catgirl. Gay. Trans. Professional dumbass (affectionate). Blursed sense of humor (derogatory). Mildly addicted to FFXIV. Gaymer girl and/or gay mergirl. Plural. She/They (with a few exceptions, but they'll tell you if you're talking to them)
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All cops are bastards
All cats are beautiful
All colonizers are bastards
Either way always true
All cats are beautiful
All colonizers are bastards
Either way always true
November 19, 2024 at 9:54 PM
All cops are bastards
All cats are beautiful
All colonizers are bastards
Either way always true
All cats are beautiful
All colonizers are bastards
Either way always true
Pay a visit to my friendly neighborhood queer-owned sex shop and get something to replace my poor aging WeVibe Wand.
Famously, Republicans spent $134 per trans person on anti-trans ads. So, we figured we'd ask some trans people, what would you do if you had $134?
Thread of some answers to follow. Please reply or quote-skeet with your own. Let's inject some silliness into all this gloom.
Thread of some answers to follow. Please reply or quote-skeet with your own. Let's inject some silliness into all this gloom.
November 8, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Pay a visit to my friendly neighborhood queer-owned sex shop and get something to replace my poor aging WeVibe Wand.
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A loss of nearly 15M voters is definitely not something you can blame on the left. There’s only like 17 of us nationally.
November 6, 2024 at 8:17 PM
A loss of nearly 15M voters is definitely not something you can blame on the left. There’s only like 17 of us nationally.
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My body is good and fed up with these huge temperature swings from one day to the next. Went from a high around 70°F yesterday, to an overnight low of 35°, and now our high today is 52°. My joints sound like a tree falling in the forest, and I feel like said tree landed right on me. 😭
October 21, 2024 at 7:00 PM
My body is good and fed up with these huge temperature swings from one day to the next. Went from a high around 70°F yesterday, to an overnight low of 35°, and now our high today is 52°. My joints sound like a tree falling in the forest, and I feel like said tree landed right on me. 😭
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games that let you be all 9 are the only good character creators
November 28, 2023 at 11:28 PM
games that let you be all 9 are the only good character creators
I have eepy bitch disease.
And back and body hurts disease.
And brain fog disease.
This isn't going anywhere, I'm just whining because I can.
And back and body hurts disease.
And brain fog disease.
This isn't going anywhere, I'm just whining because I can.
October 19, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I have eepy bitch disease.
And back and body hurts disease.
And brain fog disease.
This isn't going anywhere, I'm just whining because I can.
And back and body hurts disease.
And brain fog disease.
This isn't going anywhere, I'm just whining because I can.
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We made it through another week.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5U8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5U8...
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS
YouTube video by pigdeons
www.youtube.com
October 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM
We made it through another week.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5U8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5U8...
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"What is the meaning of this?" King Arthur demanded.
"We swore an oath," Lancelot said, "to aid damsels and accept their quests."
Galahad nodded. "I met a lady who requested free universal healthcare."
"Basic universal income," Percival added.
"And universal suffrage," Bors said.
#MicroFiction
"We swore an oath," Lancelot said, "to aid damsels and accept their quests."
Galahad nodded. "I met a lady who requested free universal healthcare."
"Basic universal income," Percival added.
"And universal suffrage," Bors said.
#MicroFiction
October 10, 2024 at 3:08 PM
"What is the meaning of this?" King Arthur demanded.
"We swore an oath," Lancelot said, "to aid damsels and accept their quests."
Galahad nodded. "I met a lady who requested free universal healthcare."
"Basic universal income," Percival added.
"And universal suffrage," Bors said.
#MicroFiction
"We swore an oath," Lancelot said, "to aid damsels and accept their quests."
Galahad nodded. "I met a lady who requested free universal healthcare."
"Basic universal income," Percival added.
"And universal suffrage," Bors said.
#MicroFiction
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If U-Haul doesn’t have a special running today, they are absolutely missing out on a MASSIVE marketing opportunity.
October 8, 2024 at 8:33 PM
If U-Haul doesn’t have a special running today, they are absolutely missing out on a MASSIVE marketing opportunity.
Sadly, I suspect this would prompt a rather pre-ghost Scrooge-like response from the authors of these laws.
Important new study on the effects of anti-trans laws on youth shows they increase suicide attempts.
Covered in Q Nation by @miralazine.bsky.social (who is also a columnist for Assigned!)
www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/09/anti...
Covered in Q Nation by @miralazine.bsky.social (who is also a columnist for Assigned!)
www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/09/anti...
Anti-trans laws cause increase in suicide attempts according to massive new study - LGBTQ Nation
Trans youth in states that enacted anti-trans laws had up to a 72% increase in suicide attempts.
www.lgbtqnation.com
September 26, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Sadly, I suspect this would prompt a rather pre-ghost Scrooge-like response from the authors of these laws.
There's nothing quite like the feeling of stirring up shit on social media whilst deliberately refraining from saying anything of actual substance which could be used against you.
*sips her plausible deniabili-tea*
*sips her plausible deniabili-tea*
a woman in a black dress is holding a cup of coffee in her hands .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is holding a cup of coffee in her hands .
media.tenor.com
September 20, 2024 at 6:57 PM
There's nothing quite like the feeling of stirring up shit on social media whilst deliberately refraining from saying anything of actual substance which could be used against you.
*sips her plausible deniabili-tea*
*sips her plausible deniabili-tea*
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This is a thing of beauty.
September 18, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This is a thing of beauty.
That transbiace urge to flirt lewdly with other trans girls who, if you ever got in the same room with them, you'd be way too shy and ace to actually do anything lewder than h*ld h*nds with them.
September 19, 2024 at 6:44 PM
That transbiace urge to flirt lewdly with other trans girls who, if you ever got in the same room with them, you'd be way too shy and ace to actually do anything lewder than h*ld h*nds with them.
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Every time JD Vance opens his mouth, a sinkhole opens and swallows 30 people whole. I haven’t seen the people myself, but I know that something like this is happening. wapo.st/47xigYP
Opinion | Every time JD Vance tells a story, a sinkhole swallows 30 people
This is the story I must tell to raise awareness.
wapo.st
September 17, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Every time JD Vance opens his mouth, a sinkhole opens and swallows 30 people whole. I haven’t seen the people myself, but I know that something like this is happening. wapo.st/47xigYP
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Hot take: sex is good, actually, and treating it like it's some gross secret thing that must be hidden away for the sake of "the children" is both a morally fraught stance, and actively makes CSA easier to commit because we're depriving kids of the language and context needed to refuse and report.
September 18, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Hot take: sex is good, actually, and treating it like it's some gross secret thing that must be hidden away for the sake of "the children" is both a morally fraught stance, and actively makes CSA easier to commit because we're depriving kids of the language and context needed to refuse and report.
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whenever u point out something is a deeply puritan belief online you get hundreds of people going like "im not a prude i just believe in Common Sense, Everyone thinks this is Weird and needs to be Hidden from the Public" with absolutely zero self reflection
September 18, 2024 at 11:38 AM
whenever u point out something is a deeply puritan belief online you get hundreds of people going like "im not a prude i just believe in Common Sense, Everyone thinks this is Weird and needs to be Hidden from the Public" with absolutely zero self reflection
Nothing like a major network outage to start the work week!
RSTP is the devil. We hates it, Precious.
RSTP is the devil. We hates it, Precious.
September 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Nothing like a major network outage to start the work week!
RSTP is the devil. We hates it, Precious.
RSTP is the devil. We hates it, Precious.
Recovering from an RFA procedure which I was, unfortunately, quite conscious for. 0/10 do not recommend. Nothing like feeling your nerves literally dying while high on ketamine to really fucking traumatize a person.
September 12, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Recovering from an RFA procedure which I was, unfortunately, quite conscious for. 0/10 do not recommend. Nothing like feeling your nerves literally dying while high on ketamine to really fucking traumatize a person.
Got a house for my tiny little FC and ever since I've spent the vast majority of my time in the workshop.
At what point do I have to start calling myself a DoH main?
#ffxiv
At what point do I have to start calling myself a DoH main?
#ffxiv
September 9, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Got a house for my tiny little FC and ever since I've spent the vast majority of my time in the workshop.
At what point do I have to start calling myself a DoH main?
#ffxiv
At what point do I have to start calling myself a DoH main?
#ffxiv
Can't even stay asleep anymore. Because of woke
September 8, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Can't even stay asleep anymore. Because of woke
TFW you realize you're no longer financing multiple bids for a housing plot for an FC, so you can actually spend some of the gil you've been saving up on a little summin' nice for yourself. #ffxiv #dawntrail #gpose
September 6, 2024 at 4:49 PM
TFW you realize you're no longer financing multiple bids for a housing plot for an FC, so you can actually spend some of the gil you've been saving up on a little summin' nice for yourself. #ffxiv #dawntrail #gpose
TFW you're trying to balance the desire to make genuine connections with people in an online space while also trying to avoid accidentally developing parasocial tendencies, all wrapped up in a package of being too socially inept to tell the difference sometimes.
September 6, 2024 at 4:33 PM
TFW you're trying to balance the desire to make genuine connections with people in an online space while also trying to avoid accidentally developing parasocial tendencies, all wrapped up in a package of being too socially inept to tell the difference sometimes.