alex
@vaguelydogmatic.bsky.social
assigned cunt at birth
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“average person eats kale chips once a month” is a statistical error. my mom, Kale Donna, who makes 10,000 kale chips a week is an outlier adn should not have been counted
not really the point but who the hell still gets mad about kale chips. no one's made a single kale chip in their oven since 2013
yikes it’s getting into the weird “heritage American” right wing discourse now
December 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“average person eats kale chips once a month” is a statistical error. my mom, Kale Donna, who makes 10,000 kale chips a week is an outlier adn should not have been counted
HHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU ELISE STEFANIK
oh my god oh my god please Elise Stefanik, smoke enough of your own shit and run for Governor and maybe in the meantime our poor fucking upstate new york county (most of whom are in crushing poverty and rely on SNAP) can finally get your ass out of congress.
December 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
HHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU ELISE STEFANIK
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did ronald reagan effectively utilize decency by funneling money to illegal paramilitary death squads in nicaragua
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
did ronald reagan effectively utilize decency by funneling money to illegal paramilitary death squads in nicaragua
shooting a couple blocks away at Brown in Providence. my brother in law was on Thayer St. and got video of cops moving students out of barricaded classrooms as they cleared the building.
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
shooting a couple blocks away at Brown in Providence. my brother in law was on Thayer St. and got video of cops moving students out of barricaded classrooms as they cleared the building.
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mark cuban runs a company that would be out of business under m4a why is anyone listening to him about the feasibility of m4a
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
mark cuban runs a company that would be out of business under m4a why is anyone listening to him about the feasibility of m4a
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Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
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We can argue about the ability of social media to foster community for people with none but i think we can all agree thats not the main thing that happens on short form video apps
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
We can argue about the ability of social media to foster community for people with none but i think we can all agree thats not the main thing that happens on short form video apps
aurora borealis in providence!!
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
aurora borealis in providence!!
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It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:
new york state feels like a microcosm of the US. big city with the most lefty lefts of all time, mid cities with those goddamn schumer democrats, 1000s of acres of farmland and meth towns with huge hand painted Trump signs where the only conclusive belief is that we are doomed to fight the Canadians
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
new york state feels like a microcosm of the US. big city with the most lefty lefts of all time, mid cities with those goddamn schumer democrats, 1000s of acres of farmland and meth towns with huge hand painted Trump signs where the only conclusive belief is that we are doomed to fight the Canadians
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Elise Stefanik giving up her seat in Congress just to lose the gubernatorial election is going to be so fun to watch.
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Elise Stefanik giving up her seat in Congress just to lose the gubernatorial election is going to be so fun to watch.
oh my god oh my god please Elise Stefanik, smoke enough of your own shit and run for Governor and maybe in the meantime our poor fucking upstate new york county (most of whom are in crushing poverty and rely on SNAP) can finally get your ass out of congress.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
oh my god oh my god please Elise Stefanik, smoke enough of your own shit and run for Governor and maybe in the meantime our poor fucking upstate new york county (most of whom are in crushing poverty and rely on SNAP) can finally get your ass out of congress.
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
my 97 year old grandfather fought in the Pacific in WW2 and was furious when my mom bought a Honda
Boomer shaking their fists at their kids for buying tacomas, “Did you forget Pearl Harbor?”
November 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
my 97 year old grandfather fought in the Pacific in WW2 and was furious when my mom bought a Honda
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The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.
ah when i was doing my incantations last night to topple the most evil man in the world i forgot dick cheney was still alive
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
ah when i was doing my incantations last night to topple the most evil man in the world i forgot dick cheney was still alive
i feel like most of the people in the comment sections i see on bluesky are fake people. even the people with thousands of followers. they are like mombots or npcs. i feel like donald trump in this way
October 30, 2025 at 10:14 AM
i feel like most of the people in the comment sections i see on bluesky are fake people. even the people with thousands of followers. they are like mombots or npcs. i feel like donald trump in this way
finally
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
finally
watching american crime story and i swore on my ass this was
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October 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
watching american crime story and i swore on my ass this was
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goes to show how disconnected cuomo is from new york as a whole that he would ever consider going to fucking florida. dude would have more respect if he went to new jersey and that’s saying something. no new yorker goes below the mason dixon line unless they’ve lost all sense of identity and dignity
October 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
goes to show how disconnected cuomo is from new york as a whole that he would ever consider going to fucking florida. dude would have more respect if he went to new jersey and that’s saying something. no new yorker goes below the mason dixon line unless they’ve lost all sense of identity and dignity
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I enter into these conversations assuming that I will be calm cool and collected and then am immediately the most animated man you’ve ever seen. evenness is very much a trait I envy
August 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I enter into these conversations assuming that I will be calm cool and collected and then am immediately the most animated man you’ve ever seen. evenness is very much a trait I envy
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i want to boil my feet
April 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i want to boil my feet