Jakey Jakers
@utterlyjake.bsky.social
An autistic Goofball (PhD) & a ticking timebomb of sheer nuke-tier anxiety. I write quirky animated scripts and stuff that's rather a bit weird. Like my stories, I'm a work in progress. (He/Him)
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Jakey Jakers
@utterlyjake.bsky.social
· Oct 14
#PortfolioDay is here and so am I! I'm Jake and I love to write! Through the joyful times and the hard times, writing's always been there to sooth my soul, and I wanna share my quirky ideas to sooth (or horrify~) you as well!
Behold, a chain of my animated pilots! Check alt text for artist credit!
Behold, a chain of my animated pilots! Check alt text for artist credit!
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This doesn't make sense when you remember that puberty blockers are regularly prescribed for cis children all the time with no issue. It's only banned for trans youth.
Cass and a co-author have a really telling passage in a recent article where they draw an analogy between cigarette sales and puberty blockers! It's wild.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This doesn't make sense when you remember that puberty blockers are regularly prescribed for cis children all the time with no issue. It's only banned for trans youth.
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I’m really grateful for
you all during this really exhausting & stressful time in my life. I’m being met with so much humanity, kindness, support and most importantly understanding and I’m so relieved and glad. My mental health has taken a hard blow and it’s so hard to manage any relationships rn..
you all during this really exhausting & stressful time in my life. I’m being met with so much humanity, kindness, support and most importantly understanding and I’m so relieved and glad. My mental health has taken a hard blow and it’s so hard to manage any relationships rn..
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’m really grateful for
you all during this really exhausting & stressful time in my life. I’m being met with so much humanity, kindness, support and most importantly understanding and I’m so relieved and glad. My mental health has taken a hard blow and it’s so hard to manage any relationships rn..
you all during this really exhausting & stressful time in my life. I’m being met with so much humanity, kindness, support and most importantly understanding and I’m so relieved and glad. My mental health has taken a hard blow and it’s so hard to manage any relationships rn..
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Out of nearly 100 qrts, there was EXACTLY one that rightfully called out this article as clickbait and provided a contextual screenshot of what they actually meant
This isn't Gen AI, nor is it a misinformed executive. It's the same team that weathered the CGI boom saying they're ready for round two
This isn't Gen AI, nor is it a misinformed executive. It's the same team that weathered the CGI boom saying they're ready for round two
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Out of nearly 100 qrts, there was EXACTLY one that rightfully called out this article as clickbait and provided a contextual screenshot of what they actually meant
This isn't Gen AI, nor is it a misinformed executive. It's the same team that weathered the CGI boom saying they're ready for round two
This isn't Gen AI, nor is it a misinformed executive. It's the same team that weathered the CGI boom saying they're ready for round two
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Harder mode: No DC, DreamWorks/Illumination, Amblin, sci-fi, horror, or from Japan.
(technically, Duel is an action/thriller, not a horror~)
Harder mode: No DC, DreamWorks/Illumination, Amblin, sci-fi, horror, or from Japan.
(technically, Duel is an action/thriller, not a horror~)
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Harder mode: No DC, DreamWorks/Illumination, Amblin, sci-fi, horror, or from Japan.
(technically, Duel is an action/thriller, not a horror~)
Harder mode: No DC, DreamWorks/Illumination, Amblin, sci-fi, horror, or from Japan.
(technically, Duel is an action/thriller, not a horror~)
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every operation needs:
- the brains
- the brawn
- the cute one who does nothing
- the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation
- the brains
- the brawn
- the cute one who does nothing
- the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
every operation needs:
- the brains
- the brawn
- the cute one who does nothing
- the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation
- the brains
- the brawn
- the cute one who does nothing
- the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation
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This is your occasional reminder that, if you like Neil Gaiman's stuff, but can't bring yourself to like it anymore for justifiable reasons, Tanith Lee is the author he is credibly accused of extensively cribbing from, and her work is on Audible, and AMAZING.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is your occasional reminder that, if you like Neil Gaiman's stuff, but can't bring yourself to like it anymore for justifiable reasons, Tanith Lee is the author he is credibly accused of extensively cribbing from, and her work is on Audible, and AMAZING.
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During her preteen years, Ingrid is taught something she was not while in her witch coven. Human school. Fortunately her new human friend Jen is there to help her out with any struggles she may have.
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
During her preteen years, Ingrid is taught something she was not while in her witch coven. Human school. Fortunately her new human friend Jen is there to help her out with any struggles she may have.
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*AVAILABLE FOR TALKS* Agented Screenwriter of TV (produced credits for BBC & Channel 4), published Playwright (produced credits for Arcola Theatre, Barbican Centre), commissioned Filmmaker (BBC). Available for #Talks, #Q&As, et al. I am #Neurodivergent / #Disabled. (1 / 2 posts)
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
*AVAILABLE FOR TALKS* Agented Screenwriter of TV (produced credits for BBC & Channel 4), published Playwright (produced credits for Arcola Theatre, Barbican Centre), commissioned Filmmaker (BBC). Available for #Talks, #Q&As, et al. I am #Neurodivergent / #Disabled. (1 / 2 posts)
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I’m a firm believer of “The bad things didn’t multiply or become worse, the internet and global connection just makes them all visible to you at once now”
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’m a firm believer of “The bad things didn’t multiply or become worse, the internet and global connection just makes them all visible to you at once now”
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Seeing Zootopia 2 crack almost a billion worldwide in less than two weeks only proves my point about how stupid Netflix is with theaters. People will see films in theaters and make them huge hits. Barbenheimer wouldn't have been what it was had it happened on Netflix.
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Seeing Zootopia 2 crack almost a billion worldwide in less than two weeks only proves my point about how stupid Netflix is with theaters. People will see films in theaters and make them huge hits. Barbenheimer wouldn't have been what it was had it happened on Netflix.
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She doesn't want to lose her streak.
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
She doesn't want to lose her streak.
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*TO ALL ACCOUNTS WITH A LARGE FOLLOWING*
I implore you to every now and then, check up on your followers and make sure they are ok. Just one comment could make someone feel heard and not want to give up!
Just because they dont have a lot of followers doesnt mean they don’t deserve attention too. 💝
I implore you to every now and then, check up on your followers and make sure they are ok. Just one comment could make someone feel heard and not want to give up!
Just because they dont have a lot of followers doesnt mean they don’t deserve attention too. 💝
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
*TO ALL ACCOUNTS WITH A LARGE FOLLOWING*
I implore you to every now and then, check up on your followers and make sure they are ok. Just one comment could make someone feel heard and not want to give up!
Just because they dont have a lot of followers doesnt mean they don’t deserve attention too. 💝
I implore you to every now and then, check up on your followers and make sure they are ok. Just one comment could make someone feel heard and not want to give up!
Just because they dont have a lot of followers doesnt mean they don’t deserve attention too. 💝
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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BENJAMIN STERN is CHARITY!! 💙
He's VERY charitable in his story, not as much with material things, but rather in him wanting to help his fellow hospital residents to get over their mental struggles, while it is also to help himself, he finds joy in helping others!!
| #Art | #OC |
He's VERY charitable in his story, not as much with material things, but rather in him wanting to help his fellow hospital residents to get over their mental struggles, while it is also to help himself, he finds joy in helping others!!
| #Art | #OC |
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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We are not complaining because we are afraid of it, we are complaining because it looks like dogshit and it's everywhere!
This is as polite as I can be about AI 😭
This is as polite as I can be about AI 😭
Another quote from Coca-Cola's Head of Generative-AI:
“The haters on the Internet are the loudest. A lot of the people complaining last year were from the creative industry who were just afraid"
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
“The haters on the Internet are the loudest. A lot of the people complaining last year were from the creative industry who were just afraid"
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We are not complaining because we are afraid of it, we are complaining because it looks like dogshit and it's everywhere!
This is as polite as I can be about AI 😭
This is as polite as I can be about AI 😭
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This is good to know about in general, but especially if your interests overlap with organized competitive gaming in any fashion. It likely won't be the last time this happens and showing solidarity with trans people and the communities that have their backs is gonna be important.
Several teams of female gamers have dropped out of the Dead by Daylight Women's World Cup after trans women were banned.
Women gamers boycott global esports tournament over trans ban
Several teams of female gamers have dropped out of the Dead by Daylight Women's World Cup after trans women were banned.
bit.ly
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is good to know about in general, but especially if your interests overlap with organized competitive gaming in any fashion. It likely won't be the last time this happens and showing solidarity with trans people and the communities that have their backs is gonna be important.
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The word has got out about my 🪁 NEW DOUBLE-SIDED CUSTOM CADDY PS1 GAME COVERS 🪁 and nobody is happy. Buy them individually, or get multiple bundles of mystery ones in my 📀 NEW DVD BOXSET 📀 @ pixelempire.com/caddy
Whatever you do, do it quick. That door won’t last forever.
Whatever you do, do it quick. That door won’t last forever.
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The word has got out about my 🪁 NEW DOUBLE-SIDED CUSTOM CADDY PS1 GAME COVERS 🪁 and nobody is happy. Buy them individually, or get multiple bundles of mystery ones in my 📀 NEW DVD BOXSET 📀 @ pixelempire.com/caddy
Whatever you do, do it quick. That door won’t last forever.
Whatever you do, do it quick. That door won’t last forever.
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Jentry Chau vs the Underworld and Invincible Fight Girl are 2 of the best animated series out right now and it's the kind of stuff I hope to work on down the road.
They're where we should be going industry wise for more YA content.
And not be afraid to make stuff like it
They're where we should be going industry wise for more YA content.
And not be afraid to make stuff like it
January 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Jentry Chau vs the Underworld and Invincible Fight Girl are 2 of the best animated series out right now and it's the kind of stuff I hope to work on down the road.
They're where we should be going industry wise for more YA content.
And not be afraid to make stuff like it
They're where we should be going industry wise for more YA content.
And not be afraid to make stuff like it
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Billionaires blow money on stupid shitty trends and yet they lose money
All of that money could actually be used to help everyone who is homeless
All of that money could actually be used to help everyone who is homeless
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Billionaires blow money on stupid shitty trends and yet they lose money
All of that money could actually be used to help everyone who is homeless
All of that money could actually be used to help everyone who is homeless
Started playing Bye Sweet Carole. The atmosphere in this one is amazing. To some degree it gives me the same kinda foreboding as when my much younger self played Alone In The Dark... y'know, long before I had any right to.🤭
Suffice to say, hyped to see where this one goes!
Suffice to say, hyped to see where this one goes!
December 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Started playing Bye Sweet Carole. The atmosphere in this one is amazing. To some degree it gives me the same kinda foreboding as when my much younger self played Alone In The Dark... y'know, long before I had any right to.🤭
Suffice to say, hyped to see where this one goes!
Suffice to say, hyped to see where this one goes!
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My Anti-AI Hissing Kitty Enamel Pins are back in stock! Ready to ship. Get 'em at www.shopcyn.store !
#enamelpin | #shopsmall
#enamelpin | #shopsmall
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My Anti-AI Hissing Kitty Enamel Pins are back in stock! Ready to ship. Get 'em at www.shopcyn.store !
#enamelpin | #shopsmall
#enamelpin | #shopsmall
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Movies aren't content and they shouldn't be treated as digital coupons by a studio that they can wave around to people. They're works of art that deserve to belong in the cinema and also be put on home video collections to be cherished. That's what makes them special.
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Movies aren't content and they shouldn't be treated as digital coupons by a studio that they can wave around to people. They're works of art that deserve to belong in the cinema and also be put on home video collections to be cherished. That's what makes them special.
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I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
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Don't forget the part where data centers are also polluting our drinking water and giving people super cancer
This company is stealing from us. All of us! And it's not even profitable! And it doesn't even make anything useful! It's going to explode and erase your nan's pension! After ensuring that the next PlayStation costs two grand and turning half of everyone you know into jelly-brained zombie fuckwits!
Someones gotta do something about Sam Altman
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Don't forget the part where data centers are also polluting our drinking water and giving people super cancer
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok