Urgewyrm
@urgewyrm.bsky.social
I run roleplaying games so you don't have to and to appease my megalomania. It has nothing to do with me justifying my ridiculous book collection.
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Trunk-or-treating is an insult to the gods of Halloween, who demand that children face the cold horrors of the night.
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Trunk-or-treating is an insult to the gods of Halloween, who demand that children face the cold horrors of the night.
I don't typically pat myself on the back for things that happen in games but last night, I ad-libbed the pull quote of the evening for the SNC's #DeltaGreen game:
"You're thinking in a very meaty-centric way."
You try explaining hypergeometry to bags of mostly water. It's not as easy as it looks!
"You're thinking in a very meaty-centric way."
You try explaining hypergeometry to bags of mostly water. It's not as easy as it looks!
October 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don't typically pat myself on the back for things that happen in games but last night, I ad-libbed the pull quote of the evening for the SNC's #DeltaGreen game:
"You're thinking in a very meaty-centric way."
You try explaining hypergeometry to bags of mostly water. It's not as easy as it looks!
"You're thinking in a very meaty-centric way."
You try explaining hypergeometry to bags of mostly water. It's not as easy as it looks!
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What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
October 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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We are LIVE!!! Back Under the Shadow of the Noon-Day Witch, a 3PP for Sickest Witch on Kickstarter!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/joh...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/joh...
Under the Shadow of the Noon-Day Witch
A Dark Folk Horror third-party adventure for Sickest Witch RPG.
www.kickstarter.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
We are LIVE!!! Back Under the Shadow of the Noon-Day Witch, a 3PP for Sickest Witch on Kickstarter!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/joh...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/joh...
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I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave
August 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave
We didn't play #DeltaGreen due to PAXAUS but we did play #TrophyRPG Dark instead.
Sybil and company, Desire, Sebastian Stan/Gelatin/Jello Shots, and Winda had a solid time. Of course, those weren't their character names but it had been a LONG day for me plus Angel's Envy plus general goofiness.
Sybil and company, Desire, Sebastian Stan/Gelatin/Jello Shots, and Winda had a solid time. Of course, those weren't their character names but it had been a LONG day for me plus Angel's Envy plus general goofiness.
October 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We didn't play #DeltaGreen due to PAXAUS but we did play #TrophyRPG Dark instead.
Sybil and company, Desire, Sebastian Stan/Gelatin/Jello Shots, and Winda had a solid time. Of course, those weren't their character names but it had been a LONG day for me plus Angel's Envy plus general goofiness.
Sybil and company, Desire, Sebastian Stan/Gelatin/Jello Shots, and Winda had a solid time. Of course, those weren't their character names but it had been a LONG day for me plus Angel's Envy plus general goofiness.
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Game Masters, Storytellers, Directors, Game Mothers, etc... it is time!
Game submissions for Illusion Horror Con - Untethered Realities 2025 are now open!
The GM Submission Form and all other info can be found here:
www.theillusionhorrorcon.events/convention-f...
New form for each submission.
Game submissions for Illusion Horror Con - Untethered Realities 2025 are now open!
The GM Submission Form and all other info can be found here:
www.theillusionhorrorcon.events/convention-f...
New form for each submission.
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Game Masters, Storytellers, Directors, Game Mothers, etc... it is time!
Game submissions for Illusion Horror Con - Untethered Realities 2025 are now open!
The GM Submission Form and all other info can be found here:
www.theillusionhorrorcon.events/convention-f...
New form for each submission.
Game submissions for Illusion Horror Con - Untethered Realities 2025 are now open!
The GM Submission Form and all other info can be found here:
www.theillusionhorrorcon.events/convention-f...
New form for each submission.
The TNC has managed to stop the infernal assassin from killing one of their own in #UrbanShadowsRPG by banishing him back to the hell from whence he game.
He's now texting one of the PCs looking for book recommendations because he's very bored in this particular hell.
He's now texting one of the PCs looking for book recommendations because he's very bored in this particular hell.
October 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The TNC has managed to stop the infernal assassin from killing one of their own in #UrbanShadowsRPG by banishing him back to the hell from whence he game.
He's now texting one of the PCs looking for book recommendations because he's very bored in this particular hell.
He's now texting one of the PCs looking for book recommendations because he's very bored in this particular hell.
Due to player absence during a key plot point/exposition dump, we didn't play #DeltaGreen this past Saturday. I need to stop writing myself into corners like this.
Instead, we broke our the Jackbox Party games for shenanigans which led to playing Codenames into the wee hours.
Instead, we broke our the Jackbox Party games for shenanigans which led to playing Codenames into the wee hours.
September 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Due to player absence during a key plot point/exposition dump, we didn't play #DeltaGreen this past Saturday. I need to stop writing myself into corners like this.
Instead, we broke our the Jackbox Party games for shenanigans which led to playing Codenames into the wee hours.
Instead, we broke our the Jackbox Party games for shenanigans which led to playing Codenames into the wee hours.
Always a good time in #UrbanShadowsRPG when you continually describe the infernal being as horrible and yet the players STILL are shocked when he turns on them.
Remember, wearing glasses, being well read and drinking tea doesn't immediately make you the good guy.
I mean, look at the British.
Remember, wearing glasses, being well read and drinking tea doesn't immediately make you the good guy.
I mean, look at the British.
September 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Always a good time in #UrbanShadowsRPG when you continually describe the infernal being as horrible and yet the players STILL are shocked when he turns on them.
Remember, wearing glasses, being well read and drinking tea doesn't immediately make you the good guy.
I mean, look at the British.
Remember, wearing glasses, being well read and drinking tea doesn't immediately make you the good guy.
I mean, look at the British.
Finally got to continue the #DeltaGreen campaign and realized, probably too late, that the players don't really understand how unpleasant a taser really is. If they did, maybe they'd have their characters taser each other less often.
September 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Finally got to continue the #DeltaGreen campaign and realized, probably too late, that the players don't really understand how unpleasant a taser really is. If they did, maybe they'd have their characters taser each other less often.
Due to player absence, we ended up doing the #DeltaGreen one-shot "Sentinels of Twilight" instead of the usual campaign.
One PC fatality ( due to a failed attempt to deal with Brandon ) and one car accident later, much creepy fun was had!
Gotta love randomly running stuff at the last minute!
One PC fatality ( due to a failed attempt to deal with Brandon ) and one car accident later, much creepy fun was had!
Gotta love randomly running stuff at the last minute!
August 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Due to player absence, we ended up doing the #DeltaGreen one-shot "Sentinels of Twilight" instead of the usual campaign.
One PC fatality ( due to a failed attempt to deal with Brandon ) and one car accident later, much creepy fun was had!
Gotta love randomly running stuff at the last minute!
One PC fatality ( due to a failed attempt to deal with Brandon ) and one car accident later, much creepy fun was had!
Gotta love randomly running stuff at the last minute!
Infernal honorable assassins that you just can't help but love, quantum gnomes ignoring city politics and a nasally vampire prince with a backdrop of the Aurora Borealis.
Another day in the #UrbanShadowsRPG.
Another day in the #UrbanShadowsRPG.
August 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Infernal honorable assassins that you just can't help but love, quantum gnomes ignoring city politics and a nasally vampire prince with a backdrop of the Aurora Borealis.
Another day in the #UrbanShadowsRPG.
Another day in the #UrbanShadowsRPG.
Don't you just love a #DeltaGreen game where the PCs get suspicious of one of the other PCs and totally miss the actual PC they need to worry about?
I know I do!
The #SaturdayNightCrew might need more tinfoil for their hats pretty soon...
I know I do!
The #SaturdayNightCrew might need more tinfoil for their hats pretty soon...
August 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Don't you just love a #DeltaGreen game where the PCs get suspicious of one of the other PCs and totally miss the actual PC they need to worry about?
I know I do!
The #SaturdayNightCrew might need more tinfoil for their hats pretty soon...
I know I do!
The #SaturdayNightCrew might need more tinfoil for their hats pretty soon...
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Thank you Boston! Night 2 tonight...
Tonight's Show: Classic Pixies set
📍 MGM Music Hall at Fenway, Boston, MA
🕖 Times:
Doors open: 7pm
Kurt Vile & The Violators: 8pm
PIXIES: 9:20pm
Tonight's Show: Classic Pixies set
📍 MGM Music Hall at Fenway, Boston, MA
🕖 Times:
Doors open: 7pm
Kurt Vile & The Violators: 8pm
PIXIES: 9:20pm
July 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Thank you Boston! Night 2 tonight...
Tonight's Show: Classic Pixies set
📍 MGM Music Hall at Fenway, Boston, MA
🕖 Times:
Doors open: 7pm
Kurt Vile & The Violators: 8pm
PIXIES: 9:20pm
Tonight's Show: Classic Pixies set
📍 MGM Music Hall at Fenway, Boston, MA
🕖 Times:
Doors open: 7pm
Kurt Vile & The Violators: 8pm
PIXIES: 9:20pm
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BOSTON... we're back in town!
TONIGHT’s SHOW: 🪐Bossanova x Trompe Le Monde set 🧿
📍 MGM Music Hall at Fenway, Boston, MA
🕖 Times:
Doors open: 7pm
Momma: 8pm
PIXIES: 9pm
TONIGHT’s SHOW: 🪐Bossanova x Trompe Le Monde set 🧿
📍 MGM Music Hall at Fenway, Boston, MA
🕖 Times:
Doors open: 7pm
Momma: 8pm
PIXIES: 9pm
July 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
BOSTON... we're back in town!
TONIGHT’s SHOW: 🪐Bossanova x Trompe Le Monde set 🧿
📍 MGM Music Hall at Fenway, Boston, MA
🕖 Times:
Doors open: 7pm
Momma: 8pm
PIXIES: 9pm
TONIGHT’s SHOW: 🪐Bossanova x Trompe Le Monde set 🧿
📍 MGM Music Hall at Fenway, Boston, MA
🕖 Times:
Doors open: 7pm
Momma: 8pm
PIXIES: 9pm
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Ahoy! I’ve got 28ish hours left on Backerkit for Days of Future Fairhaven: A 3PP Adventure for Weird Heroes of Public Access.
This project has been a blast to work on and I cannot wait to get it out to the world.
Check it out!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/3...
This project has been a blast to work on and I cannot wait to get it out to the world.
Check it out!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/3...
Days of Future Fairhaven - A 3PP adventure for WHPA
Mindkryme 666, a sentient AI, has taken over WHPA's programming, replacing it with a 24-hour news cycle that is driving the townsfolk mad. It's up to a ragtag group of Public Access TV Hosts to stop i...
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July 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ahoy! I’ve got 28ish hours left on Backerkit for Days of Future Fairhaven: A 3PP Adventure for Weird Heroes of Public Access.
This project has been a blast to work on and I cannot wait to get it out to the world.
Check it out!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/3...
This project has been a blast to work on and I cannot wait to get it out to the world.
Check it out!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/3...
Less than one week to go for the #SummerKnights Online con! My #DeltaGreen game is almost full but I still have slots for my #CallofCthulhu - The Haunting game!
Come hang out and play cool games with cool people. For charity!
tabletop.events/conventions/...
Come hang out and play cool games with cool people. For charity!
tabletop.events/conventions/...
Summer Knights Online Charity Con 2025
tabletop.events
July 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Less than one week to go for the #SummerKnights Online con! My #DeltaGreen game is almost full but I still have slots for my #CallofCthulhu - The Haunting game!
Come hang out and play cool games with cool people. For charity!
tabletop.events/conventions/...
Come hang out and play cool games with cool people. For charity!
tabletop.events/conventions/...
A reminder that event registration is open for the Summer Knights Online RPG con. I'm running #CallofCthulhu and #DeltaGreen and playing some #PirateBorg.
Come play cool games with cool people! It's for charity! You want to play games for charity don't you?
tabletop.events/conventions/...
Come play cool games with cool people! It's for charity! You want to play games for charity don't you?
tabletop.events/conventions/...
Summer Knights Online Charity Con 2025
tabletop.events
July 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
A reminder that event registration is open for the Summer Knights Online RPG con. I'm running #CallofCthulhu and #DeltaGreen and playing some #PirateBorg.
Come play cool games with cool people! It's for charity! You want to play games for charity don't you?
tabletop.events/conventions/...
Come play cool games with cool people! It's for charity! You want to play games for charity don't you?
tabletop.events/conventions/...
The Saturday Night Crew learned the hard way that not all terrors in #DeltaGreen have tentacles and teeth. Sometimes, knowledge hungers and wants to be spread far and wide.
Cognitohazard memetic viruses and non-linear time are so much fun. For me. I can't speak for the rest, though.
Cognitohazard memetic viruses and non-linear time are so much fun. For me. I can't speak for the rest, though.
July 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The Saturday Night Crew learned the hard way that not all terrors in #DeltaGreen have tentacles and teeth. Sometimes, knowledge hungers and wants to be spread far and wide.
Cognitohazard memetic viruses and non-linear time are so much fun. For me. I can't speak for the rest, though.
Cognitohazard memetic viruses and non-linear time are so much fun. For me. I can't speak for the rest, though.
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6 Habits That Will Change Your Life:
1. Exercise
2. Cooking
3. Meditation
4. Reading
5. Moving to Maine and joining the Starry Wisdom Cult of the Drowned God
6. Socializing
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1. Exercise
2. Cooking
3. Meditation
4. Reading
5. Moving to Maine and joining the Starry Wisdom Cult of the Drowned God
6. Socializing
ㅤ
July 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
6 Habits That Will Change Your Life:
1. Exercise
2. Cooking
3. Meditation
4. Reading
5. Moving to Maine and joining the Starry Wisdom Cult of the Drowned God
6. Socializing
ㅤ
1. Exercise
2. Cooking
3. Meditation
4. Reading
5. Moving to Maine and joining the Starry Wisdom Cult of the Drowned God
6. Socializing
ㅤ
Event registration for the #SummerKnightsOnline con starts today at 2pm Eastern!
I'm running #DeltaGreen - Last Things Last and #CallofCthulhu - The Haunting. Always looking for people new to the games or new to RPGs!
And it's for charity! You know you want to play games for charity, right!?!
I'm running #DeltaGreen - Last Things Last and #CallofCthulhu - The Haunting. Always looking for people new to the games or new to RPGs!
And it's for charity! You know you want to play games for charity, right!?!
June 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Event registration for the #SummerKnightsOnline con starts today at 2pm Eastern!
I'm running #DeltaGreen - Last Things Last and #CallofCthulhu - The Haunting. Always looking for people new to the games or new to RPGs!
And it's for charity! You know you want to play games for charity, right!?!
I'm running #DeltaGreen - Last Things Last and #CallofCthulhu - The Haunting. Always looking for people new to the games or new to RPGs!
And it's for charity! You know you want to play games for charity, right!?!
Quantum gnomes.
Seal Team 69.
Werewolf Pirates.
Eyeball transfusions.
Infernal tap dancing.
Just another night in the #UrbanShadowsRPG.
Seal Team 69.
Werewolf Pirates.
Eyeball transfusions.
Infernal tap dancing.
Just another night in the #UrbanShadowsRPG.
June 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Quantum gnomes.
Seal Team 69.
Werewolf Pirates.
Eyeball transfusions.
Infernal tap dancing.
Just another night in the #UrbanShadowsRPG.
Seal Team 69.
Werewolf Pirates.
Eyeball transfusions.
Infernal tap dancing.
Just another night in the #UrbanShadowsRPG.
I'm getting disturbingly good at non-linear time keeping and broken causality for my #DeltaGreen agents and I'm not sure they're enjoying the ride.
Yet they keep coming back for more.
Wait until next session when I really sock it to them.
Yet they keep coming back for more.
Wait until next session when I really sock it to them.
June 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I'm getting disturbingly good at non-linear time keeping and broken causality for my #DeltaGreen agents and I'm not sure they're enjoying the ride.
Yet they keep coming back for more.
Wait until next session when I really sock it to them.
Yet they keep coming back for more.
Wait until next session when I really sock it to them.