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LaLa
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LaLa from DelCo Illegitimate Daughter *9 SIBLINGS* Aspiring baker #flyeaglesfly Ally Avid taco 🌮 enthusiast Beginner gardener 🦅 Fly Eagles, Fly 🦅 Pretty sure Saquon Barkley is AI generated. Schnauzer and Chiweenie Mom No DMs, please! Automatic BLOCK
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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The con worked, until it didn’t?

ROGAN: “I really thought they were just going to go after the criminals… I really thought there was enough gang members.”

ME: He still doesn’t get it. That’s what Trump wanted everyone to believe. They’re not even trying to go after “the criminals”.
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If the Commander of Southern Command is stepping down less than a year into his tenure, I’m guessing we’re about to find out the intelligence picture on these “narco-terrorist” vessels that we’re blowing out of the water isn’t as solid as it’s being portrayed.
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
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ADP numbers for September were -32,000 on a projection of +51,000.

August was revised to -3,000, marking the first consecutive negative months since the heights of Covid.

This is bad.
That was supposed to say poaching but I was excited about poached pears 🍐 I couldn’t even type properly! 😝
What am I even doing with my life? I’m 51. I’ve only poached chicken and eggs. Am I even trying? What else are yall packing that hasn’t even occurred to me. I once studded a four pound chicken with 30 cloves like I was bedazzling a Canadian 🇨🇦 tuxedo, roasted it. Now chicken potpourri is a thing.
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PSA: You do NOT have to install iOS 26 right away. Give it time.
#dog related awkwardness: Saw neighbors walking by. I said in a pretty loud voice to my #chiweenie to trick her into not barking and scaring them: Come get this STICK!

My neighbors 🛑 in their tracks and look at me bizarrely without saying a word. Jaws drop.

“Ohhhhh, she said STICK!”
a dog with a stick in its mouth is standing in front of a door with the petcollective written on it
ALT: a dog with a stick in its mouth is standing in front of a door with the petcollective written on it
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I think this happened when I took a 🌼 that fell, I used it to pollinate the others and I’m guessing at some point it stuck to one blossom and I got conjoined tomatoes? 🍅 is this PASTAble?
To my #FAFO approach: I am adding kitchen sink vibes via drunkening the entire garden with remaining fish emulsion, bone meal, compost and whatever soil amendments i have left. #happyhour #drunk
This was a week that reminded me of one of my favorite decisions - quitting twitting 11/7/24 and flying in skies of blue. Alas, FB has been a hot mess.

Anyway, I have never tried this in Sept- planted black #zucchini near my Cherokee Purple 🍅 + 🥕 + 🧄 and Dill. #garden
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Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
Seriously, how do you not understand that Kirk was a victim of the politics he himself created?

If your politics consist of spreading guns everywhere and dehumanizing other people, eventually there will be bloodshed because people who listen to you will have guns and be dehumanizing people.
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Alternate headline: Johnson Lied.
I guess effing so.
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How do you disarm trans people if there's only two genders? 🤔
Would they be having this press conference with these specific people at 9.30 if they weren’t pretty sure of the assailant’s identity?
OMG, I just got this exact message yesterday.
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You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.