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nog enjoyer

@unkram.bsky.social

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(Honorary) Ph.D, shark attack survivor, pizza, dude. I like sports and horror movies and other movies and comic books! Header art by my 5 year old daughter, Beavis. My wife grew up with a British nanny. Today is my birthday!

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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 1d

George A. Romero’s daughter, Tin A. Romero, has a movie coming out any day now. Queens of the Dead. I am very ready for queer club kid zombies!

nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 1d

let. him. cock.

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eric, fr🎃m 🎃nline @ericisgood.bsky.social · 1d

i tell my toilet after every shit i take into that that bm was "off the record"

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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 1d

Man. Imagine having a delicious nougat brain. Whenever it tried to have a though, you could just eat that bit.

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 25d

feeling absolutely fucked by how many different birds exist.

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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 1d

@sgj.bsky.social I read the title and exactly one sentence of “The Night She Came Home” and I was hooked.

Absolutely loved the story. I hate to say “poor Mikey” knowing how the evening progressed, but man that was some devious shit Judith pulled!

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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 12d

What can I do to help? Want to to write some Tortugas clubhouse erotic fiction for the site? I’ll do it, buddy.

nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 13d

Top-250? Absolutely. #1? Ehhhhhhhh (thank you)

nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 13d

What was #1? I seriously could not be bothered to scroll through 250 songs.

nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 13d

I got to #216 and gave up. How many Future songs?

nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 19d

I had a great time at Game 3! Still up 2-1, hadn’t lost 3 in a row at home all season…I was young and a fucking idiot.

I’ve changed tho. I’m no longer young.

nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 25d

Putting all my lungs into this one:
FRIDAY AGAIN JER BABBY!

Jer @jch24.bsky.social · Sep 19

Hey @unkram.bsky.social

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Jer @jch24.bsky.social · Sep 19

Hey @unkram.bsky.social

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · Jul 29

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · Sep 7

I’m excited to get to the Nun movies with L! I don’t remember either of them really freaking me out, but think it’ll really get under his skin.

His rating for the original aligned with mine the first time I saw it.