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Philip R.
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1st Movie of 2025, Drive
a man is standing in an elevator with a light on the wall
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Now I know why he fired me again, he’s drugged
So I am an absolute moron. An idiot. A dolt.

Not feeling great right now. So I decided I need to take medication. I try to avoid it as much as I can because the side effects suck. Was just going to take half a pill. That will usually work enough.

Just took the whole thing. Not paying attention.
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
First full day without a gallbladder seems to be going ok. Haven’t really needed to gall anything
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hey @skullcrshr.bsky.social did you survive the ER
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My poker doctor makes jokes
So you had a Cholecystectomy. Your boss performed a Philipectomy.
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My boss @dougdirt24.bsky.social just fired me for taking the day off after having my gallbladder removed. My attorney @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social will be handling this for me
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I love Craig and every single one of you should subscribe to his newsletter, but he’s just wrong here.
Sucks for Anthony Mackie, but given that his Captain America movie was perhaps the worst Marvel movie out of all of 'em, it's not super shocking.
December 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sorry ladies, he’s taken
Haven't puked since 6:30. 👍
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Rudolph should have told Santa to go fuck himself
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m probably related to King Moon Razor
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Going to watch Rudolph while high on pain medication. Santa is an asshole
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It hurts when I cough
December 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The first couple hours without my gallbladder have been ok.
December 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I survived mother fuckers
December 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
December 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
In a world full of @ohnocoop.bsky.social be a Sydney instead
Good luck Uncle Phil! Please know that if something goes wrong we loved you
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
On my way to the hospital for my surgery in a few minutes. If things go poorly just remember that it's your fault.
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Tonight is my last night with a gallbladder. I’ve taken it around to some of my favorite places today as a goodbye celebration. If anyone would like to leave my gallbladder a comment please do so below
December 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Of course the Reds would try to trade for a guy with a 86 ops+ the last two seasons
Next up for the Chicago White Sox after the Munetaka Murakami signing: They still would like to move CF Luis Robert for pitching depth and are engaged in talks with the New York Mets and Cincinnati Reds.
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM