sam
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sam
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December 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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And the kicker is - they used one of the number plates unique to a photo I'd sent *only* to them a couple of years before.

But they *did* describe my car well enough that I ended up with some police folk visiting who were annoyed at me, then pissed off at the arsehole who had wasted their time.
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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カービィとリック
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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パーカーにお着替え①
トナカイになりたかった小さシャドさん

😈「はいどうぞ。巷で流行りのパーカーだよ」
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
lrt - i think damage numbers work great in turn-based games where you can strategize about them. but for action games more often than not i find myself ignoring them just to spam whatever attack seems the best. i think it’s better to just convey the strength of the attack through visual effects.
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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i'm gonna be honest i think wanting damage numbers and shit in a first person game is hella weird and makes almost every game it's in worse
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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2025 ChatGPT Wrapped

Your Top Prompts:

1) Make the boobs bigger.

2) Make a photorealistic image of a woman who loves me for who I am.
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
in pokemon ruby, sapphire and emerald the game cleverly asks you for the current time without breaking the roleplay by having your character find the stopped clock, which needs to be set to the correct time.

but then the clock starts working. and at no point was the battery changed
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
vague and loose wishlist for 2026:
- braces
- visa
- swim good
- make a full vn
- make a blog
- visit paternal gma
- figure out whether i actually have JP ancestry
- learn a few dances
December 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
sonic 06 is hilarious
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I still think Infinite’s theme has no good reason to go that hard
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the quality thing is something that should be talked about more. a DVD or blu-ray can blast data waaaaaaay faster than most internet connections. netflix, youtube, and others compress videos to hell and back which results in blockiness, color banding and unreadable fast scenes
I love the convenience of streaming, but for any movie or show that I really love, I want to own a physical copy. The quality often better, and it is much less likely to disappear suddenly if a license expires or a company merges out of business. And disks often have cool extras.
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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imagine if porn and h-manga sites had a “wrapped” concept in which they tell you what you jacked off the most to, your tags, what kind of freak you’re on,
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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stop scrolling, it’s Jax!
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Those cheeks 😻

Altair is the cutest little orca cat
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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well I tried but now it seems kinda over bright and busy... ohhh weeeellllll
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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gm
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
inktober prompt generator for linux users:

cat /usr/share/dict/words | shuf | head -n 31
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Compared to other types of insults, "your mother" insults are especially likely to incite violence.[2]
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
so you know the story about how the space shuttle had to be smaller than two horse asses due to standards dating back millennia? it's a fun one if you don't

anyways i love the story of 1366x768, the extremely cursed resolution of many cheap laptops in the late 00's/early 2010s
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
computer resolutions lowkey make a ton of sense if you think of 640x360 "base units"

720p is a 2x2 grid
1080p is a 3x3 grid
1440p is a 4x4 grid
there's no 3200x1800 standard (afaik)
4k is a 6x6 grid
5k is an 8x8 grid
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM