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jess, they/them. still not thane of cawdor.

currently: f1, hotd, fromsoft, funger, hellaverse, bungou stray dogs. 18+

spouse to @cthonical.bsky.social 💕
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[12hrs into my ice interrogation]

agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that?

me: do you know who matt hancock is?

a:…

[43mins later]

a: he had his own app? for parkour?

me: no the parkour was a separate issue
Want to travel to the US? You might have to give the Trump administration the last five years of your social media history.
US wants five years of some tourists' social media to enter the country
Digital rights advocates say it’s an affront to civil liberties.
www.motherjones.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam

This is where we're at now.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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#HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelseason2
#HazbinHotelVox

now that’s good television📺
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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i love being married?? my perfect wife wrote me a weird horny fic about vox
Wrote a fic about Vox realizing his new gills are fun and cool in a horny way~ This is solo but part of me def wants to do follow-ups with Alastor and Val/Vel :3

archiveofourown.org/works/75534921 #vox #hazbinhotel
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
anyway today i discovered that the guy who owned the building where the original backrooms photo was taken cut up all the wallpaper and carpet and is selling squares of them online, so guess what we just bought
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i love the roulette wheel experience of taking literally any drug ever for me. for example, today i drank the exact same amount of caffeine i always have, over the same amount of time, with the same amount of food on my stomach, and i feel like i could suckerpunch god
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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My dad driving me to goth concerts as a teen.
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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would you believe i drew this to an unrelated song a year before s2

#hazbinhotel #staticmoth #voxval #hazbinhotelfanart
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i love being married?? my perfect wife wrote me a weird horny fic about vox
Wrote a fic about Vox realizing his new gills are fun and cool in a horny way~ This is solo but part of me def wants to do follow-ups with Alastor and Val/Vel :3

archiveofourown.org/works/75534921 #vox #hazbinhotel
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I'm sure no one remembers this shitpost but me, but I need y'all to know I actually did this, every time I didn't have a fic title picked out ahead of time. (There are, incidentally, more versions and editions of this label than you could ever imagine.)
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I begged Jenny to write this and am so grateful she did.

Sex scene are craft. They are characterization. They are worldbuilding. They are storytelling.

The fact that we're culturally too uncomfortable with sex to recognize that is not the fault of well written sex scenes!
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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- you got that Aryan propaganda done?

- sure did boss, nice and Arian just like you asked
ok it’s legitimately funny that they can’t even throw red meat to Catholics without falling into heresy
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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would really like to ask the people at Discord who shipped this feature if they ever considered that human beings are quite predictably known to die and what an unbelievable jumpscare it is to get a notification from your dead friend's account that says "[username] 👋 Is back after a long break"
December 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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VV✌✌
ニコイチ衣装最強に可愛い
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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STARGAZING✨
My piece for @onelastwishzine.bsky.social's VOLUME 2!!

Riven's whims get a stargazing lesson and hear some incredible stories about their parents from the Wish-keeper.
#art #Destiny2art #onelastwishvol2 #destinythegame #DestinyAOTW
April 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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friend was thinking "what if gummy dratini" so this happened... i also used to really like gummy sharks

#b3d #pokemon #art
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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utterly shameful -

‘The NT government has blocked United Nations human rights investigators from visiting prisons and watch houses, and speaking to personnel.

Australia is the only country other than Rwanda to have a UN visit terminated.’

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
UN blocked from inspecting crammed NT prisons
The number of people in custody has surged dramatically in the Northern Territory since the government passed sweeping bail and justice reforms in 2024.
www.abc.net.au
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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why was he serving so much cunt
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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somehow, Arianism returned
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM