Uncle Jayhawk
@unclejayhawk.bsky.social
He/Him/Jayhawk
⦿ Video gaming, football, art enjoyer.
⦿ Thinks the president just might be bad.
⦿ Video gaming, football, art enjoyer.
⦿ Thinks the president just might be bad.
Of all the things you'll have to pay for to maintain your quality of life in this golden age of perverts add one more to your list kids, hard water. Why didn't they teach us in school about water being soft and hard?
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Of all the things you'll have to pay for to maintain your quality of life in this golden age of perverts add one more to your list kids, hard water. Why didn't they teach us in school about water being soft and hard?
Trying to watch KU-Notre Dame, but the Pritzker Star Wars rankings has me distracted.
And maybe I'm in the minority but I would rank the Pod racing sequence (just the sound effects) over half the films on this list.
And maybe I'm in the minority but I would rank the Pod racing sequence (just the sound effects) over half the films on this list.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Trying to watch KU-Notre Dame, but the Pritzker Star Wars rankings has me distracted.
And maybe I'm in the minority but I would rank the Pod racing sequence (just the sound effects) over half the films on this list.
And maybe I'm in the minority but I would rank the Pod racing sequence (just the sound effects) over half the films on this list.
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
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We’re going to open the files and we’re all going to be in them. Everyone on Earth but him. The last page will be his 3 star review of our universe - “gets boring after you’re president” and as I look down at my pixelated, fragmenting hands, my final thought will be “I could have just made tables”
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We’re going to open the files and we’re all going to be in them. Everyone on Earth but him. The last page will be his 3 star review of our universe - “gets boring after you’re president” and as I look down at my pixelated, fragmenting hands, my final thought will be “I could have just made tables”
Are we allowed to talk more about maybe doing the thaaannngg?
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Are we allowed to talk more about maybe doing the thaaannngg?
I reaggravated my knee injury, I might fuck around and just buy a new, overpriced game.
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I reaggravated my knee injury, I might fuck around and just buy a new, overpriced game.
Although there's nothing left to prove, I had a random thought that Eddie Murphy needs to do a new standup special.
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Although there's nothing left to prove, I had a random thought that Eddie Murphy needs to do a new standup special.
Someone should kindly do the thaaang
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Someone should kindly do the thaaang
Man I am noooot ok today.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Man I am noooot ok today.
Betting the embarrassingly low overs on DK and Rodgers, I am ready to be hurt once again.
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Betting the embarrassingly low overs on DK and Rodgers, I am ready to be hurt once again.
So you're telling me the context of the current political discourse has led many of us to believe that two of the most recognizable figures in US history engaged in a suckoff?
Suckoff?......
They engaged in a suckoff?
Suckoff?......
They engaged in a suckoff?
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So you're telling me the context of the current political discourse has led many of us to believe that two of the most recognizable figures in US history engaged in a suckoff?
Suckoff?......
They engaged in a suckoff?
Suckoff?......
They engaged in a suckoff?
I started scrolling reddit and it crashed and kept repeating this /damnthatsinteresting video on how animals take shits.
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I started scrolling reddit and it crashed and kept repeating this /damnthatsinteresting video on how animals take shits.
I get done with work and this whole Bubba thing surfaces lol
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I get done with work and this whole Bubba thing surfaces lol
Awful. He seemed like such a great guy on the show. Very sad for his family and everyone he uplifted at Laney.
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) — College football coach John Beam from ‘Last Chance U’ has died after being shot, Oakland police say.
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Awful. He seemed like such a great guy on the show. Very sad for his family and everyone he uplifted at Laney.
I consider myself a champion of personal freedoms, but goddamn some of you old people need to be regulated to throw out your old shit. Straight up need to be profiled and audited for your clutter, and that's coming from a man with three N64s.
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I consider myself a champion of personal freedoms, but goddamn some of you old people need to be regulated to throw out your old shit. Straight up need to be profiled and audited for your clutter, and that's coming from a man with three N64s.
Seeing some of the Epstein court documents going around. This really wasn't enough for some people? I'm almost like we don't even need the full files, these court docs are PLENTY. Lock their ass up.
www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...
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This is so disgusting. Why is this man still walking freely, let alone occupying our White House 🤬
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This is so disgusting. Why is this man still walking freely, let alone occupying our White House 🤬
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Seeing some of the Epstein court documents going around. This really wasn't enough for some people? I'm almost like we don't even need the full files, these court docs are PLENTY. Lock their ass up.
My wife: "Joe Paterno molested nobody, got fired, and died. But when Trump molests people nobody does shit." 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My wife: "Joe Paterno molested nobody, got fired, and died. But when Trump molests people nobody does shit." 🤣
I think I would drop to my knees if I won a Deli Sandwich bar on Survivor
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I think I would drop to my knees if I won a Deli Sandwich bar on Survivor
Imagine seeing our current political era in a history textbook. It would be so stupid people wouldn't believe it. I'm almost sad I quit teaching, I could've talked to kids about Stormy Daniels in my 60s. I still might.
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Imagine seeing our current political era in a history textbook. It would be so stupid people wouldn't believe it. I'm almost sad I quit teaching, I could've talked to kids about Stormy Daniels in my 60s. I still might.
Love that KU basketball has a guy with The Joaquin Phoenix Joker and Malcolm X tattooed on the same arm. I'm here for it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Love that KU basketball has a guy with The Joaquin Phoenix Joker and Malcolm X tattooed on the same arm. I'm here for it.
I feel like too much of focus on the shutdown is being directed towards bullshit party politics and not enough towards the undeniable fact the United States government is entirely operated through greed and exploitation.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I feel like too much of focus on the shutdown is being directed towards bullshit party politics and not enough towards the undeniable fact the United States government is entirely operated through greed and exploitation.
Today has been bad and I feel bad.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Today has been bad and I feel bad.