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Dan Harmon

@danharmon.bsky.social

5.6K followers 110 following 680 posts

mudmonster struggling to achieve work/video game balance. The most effective way to punish, improve or usurp me is to deprive me of your insight

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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 15h

Okay fine, proofreading your sign makes ME the facist

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23h

I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 1d

Why snort when you can freebase: go to his site, pleyland.co.za I recommend blogs-nonfiction-about

Pleyland Design

Welcome to Pleyland

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 1d

I know. I know you’re only unemployable because of a conspiracy of asian spies and Jews and you’re actually a genius that reads fast and made a banner for your school’s soccer field and everybody calls you crazy because you’re the opposite of crazy and we’re jealous. Any final words before blocking?

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, went to your site. I’d stop hiding the crazy ball. You’ll get beaten, jailed and mocked less if people know you have a clinical excuse for your …persona. Swap the anti-Jew crusade for raising awareness of your actual mental condition. Cha ching. Also maybe avoid talking down to almost anyone

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 1d

Come on, I’m sure there’s lots of things to envy about you. Let’s take a look at your profile OOOOkay maybe “most punched” is the badge within reach BUT you can unlock more from there

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 3d

“Let me tell ya somethin’
Solvin a homicide
In thirteen twenty anythin’
Ain’t all it’s cracked up to be
Think about it cuz
How can anyone decide
What clues you readin’ when
You got that ill-lit-er-ah-see
Oh say can you see it brother..”

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 3d

ILLUMINATI HQ
2000 AD

ILLUMINATI CEO
Gentlemen. Technology is about to link every human on Earth and give them all ungoverned access to all scientific and historical information. Your cyanide pills are -

ILLUMINATI ASSISTANT
- Sir, it’s making people dumber

ILLUMINATI CEO
No fucking way

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, the places it goes

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 4d

Oh shit GOOD CATCH cc @timheidecker.bsky.social #ILovedATwoOnce

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 4d

Of course not, I like you and I want you to be happy

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 5d

They have it muted at JFK

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 5d

THEY’RE A CARTEL! I’ll be shouting it from the grave

Snapshot of the dictionary definition of cartel, which describes the behavior of the airline industry so succinctly that it’s arguably weird that the example is still “Colombian drug cartels.” Surely anyone selling drugs in Colombia is less immune to the natural laws of economics than airlines

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 5d

In the more likely event that this blasphemous juggernaut is able to cheat fate one more time, please send any complaints about us to our asses while you suck our nuts because we can literally suffocate a puppy and have a man beaten by lottery in the same fiscal quarter without losing business

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 5d

We have no idea how a flight could get full and when we find out which of you is responsible, you will be reported to people that fly privately. Now watch this fun video about what to do while dying in the unlikely event that self pity and condescension are less powerful than weather and gravity

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 5d

Also I can’t tell if you’re revealing that you’re actually blueskying from a prison

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 5d

Once again ladies and gentlemen just a reminder that we do have a full flight which we will be treating as a kind of curse from a vengeful God that you, the customer, have done something to anger

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 5d

Another masterpietch, Blaine Capeach

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t understand why everything you post is flagged as intolerance. Did you say something super intolerant once and now you’re on Bluesky probation or something? Did I flag you as intolerant? Do you have any intolerances?

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blaaaaaaaaaines @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Sep 27

okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 6d

What’s this? A megaduophone? Does each megaphone host a thousand lav mics? Maybe the standard for “social interaction” is too high and we place these interactions too low. It would explain why “feedback” is so contrarian, arrogant, self loathing. People speaking without expectation of connection

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 6d

And every time the 32 sociopaths in that cell (it leaps to 50 percent in prison) muttered a pointlessly contrarian comment, did every guard in the prison have to listen? I think the physical world, especially prison, has most users on “mute” by default

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 7d

I see you!

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 7d

Hotel hangover thought: 3 percent of humans have antisocial personality disorder. If you have 1,000 followers, you are having more interactions per day with more sociopaths than the average prison guard

Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 7d

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