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unclegravyboat
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Proud mother to two dumbass cats
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He would make Zack Galifinakis seem like Isaac Chotiner
16oz of pasta to 16oz of ricotta is my kind of ratio.
I hate how the Giants cast offs become stars as soon as they're free. Happy for you tho!
I was in line at the supermarket checking the score, 26-8, 9 minutes left. No way they blow this. goddamn.
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Second most idiotic and preventable defeat in the last 24 hours.
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This 21 year old guy that I work with was like "I was thinking of getting this tattoo and I thought of you" and then showed me a drawing of a kitten smoking a joint.
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I'm about to be out on workers comp for a while which means I will have Sundays free to actually watch my team play. Great?
Olivia we are going to bed in five minutes you don't have to do this to me
Left work and hour ago. Laundry is in, turkey necks are bubbling away for a quick and dirty soup, dishwasher is empty and I am laying on the floor drinking orange juice. I am definitely getting sick but I will overcome it.
Doing yoga with a herniated disc:
More like unhappy baby, amirite?
There's something to just chilling on the floor. It's more chill down here. Horizontal.
Currently in a "why didn't you just buy cigarettes when you stopped at the store on your way home, you knew you were gonna have to get them anyway" way. I suppose I can get back in my CAR and go to the STORE again.
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Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
LeBatard does that shit all the time and I hate it.
I am not a baseball fan, I am a Yankees fan. Sounds like there's a good baseball happening but I wouldn't know nor do I care.
Trying to explain to someone that a Choice rib roast is the same cut as Prime Rib it's just a different quality of beef.
god I fucking hate the eagles. both the football team and the band.