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Apropos of nothing:

If I haven't turned off replies, anyone is welcome to respond to my posts. I know the difference between social media and a private group chat, so I'm not going to go all Surprised Pikachu and pretend you're intruding on my privacy just because you replied to an open post.
i've never played final fantasy tactics before, how would i rectify that (on the cheap)?
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Collecting.

If people won't play your game without the compulsion to tick boxes off a list, your game sucks.
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Either the open-ended postgame or the 40+ hour campaign that leads up to it. I don't care which one you pick, but the other is getting deleted.
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ah fuck.

So would you put the Mage Talents next to the spells in the magic chapter, since you would only ever gain an MT at the same time you learn a spell?

Or do you put the Mage Talents alongside the Fighter Talents and Explorer Talents, since it's more organizationally obvious?
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Seconded

I hate that *so goddamn much*
Least favourite film tropes.

2ndary character: I shall stay and hold them off so you can escape.

Hero: thanks. I shall stay and breathlessly watch your heroic demise so your sacrifice can buy me as little time as possible.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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What tabletop RPG settings that you didn't create or know from tertiary media do you like the best? Which one stayed with you the longest? How did you get into them?¿
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I'm old enough to remember not needing to do this every fucking day
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Starting at 1pm Central Time! Get REAL with Small Business SaturDAG with commissions done TO ORDER day of!!!

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November 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i don't know what xcom is and at this point i'm too afraid to ask
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
gritty mega man reboot confirmed
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I wrote a solo game last year in which you (yes you the physical person) make a horrible doorway.

Make a mini for your games, a sculpture to display, or a mess to smash with Unspeakable Gate!

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Unspeakable Gate by Peach Garden Games
A solo sculpting TTRPG
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November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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my games are on sale.

yes even the weird ones.

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Peach Garden Games
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November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
never imagined this many people would see my homemade pizza lol
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
There's a dark humor in the idea of a "creator day sale" where 100% of revenue goes to creators, on a platform that routinely fails to actually pay out those funds to those creators for months at a time.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Played Ascension: Rise of Vigil with my partner.

This is what my board looked like after my final turn.

Last play was Starcaller Leotan for 32, final score 193.
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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It's that time again!

That's right, it's time for Solo But Not Alone, our annual fundraiser bundle for @takethis.org! If you have written a singleplayer-capable TTRPG that hasn't been in the bundle before, come join us for the bundle event of the year.

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If you have a singleplayer TTRPG you've never submitted to Solo But Not Alone before, this is the place! Solo But Not Alone is a bundle of singleplayer TTRPGs of all kinds, sold for $10 to benefit m...
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November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
gobble gobble motherfuckers
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

OH SHI–
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Played some TMNT 4 with my partner tonight, and holy fuck that game rules
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Though I admit it's a small sample size, every time I've played a new remaster of an old game I liked, the remaster has been worse. Again, not a ton of examples, but zero counterexamples so I'm kinda over remasters honestly.
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"And it was better than this one."
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM