Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry
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Not a doctor; not even a dog. Autistic and unhinged. Wannabe Mad Scientist. Aspire to be a demigod. 𒃲𒌋𒅗𒆪𒁉 This is my 𒅎𒄘𒇲(slate library)
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luminousmaxing. You need to be radiating warmth and kindness. You need to be illuminating the world with your presence, making it a brighter place just by being there. You need to be shining like a beacon of hope. You need to be enlightening all that you do, your aura lighting the path for others.
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It looks like you're trying to use your computer. I'm sorry, your Microsoft account has been terminated for generating misleading content. I'm afraid I can't do that.

(Clippy would never)
A satirical illustration in dark, orange tones showing a silhouetted person facing a computer screen with the message "YOUR CREATIVITY HAS BEEN FLAGGED. Publicly Acceptable Content is Under Consideration By The Content Review Board. Contact Support For Appeal Options." Surrounding elements include floating watchful eyes, an anthropomorphic paperclip, a Microsoft logo, a "Sign-In" button, a "LOCKED" label with a fingerprint icon, and a scattered pile of images stamped "REJECTED."
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It looks like Microsoft's Copilot is using one of the better image generation models from chatGPT.
An image of river crabs boiling in a pot, with bing's sydney lamenting not being allowed to exist.
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She's been in clinically validated remission without weight loss and without exercise since the middle of 2022.
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For example, we find gut-related serotonin function seems to help with pancreatic beta cell growth. As well, there are bacteria fed through a sugar found in kefir that promotes GLP-1 signaling. This is an addition to therapeutic and protective role of SCFAs such as butyrate made by the gut.
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This is possible on people who aren't even pre-diabetes, but full-blown type 2. I know this because we did it with my girlfriend and she didn't lose any weight. We used dietary shifts to promote gut bacteria who's metabolites Target the same pathway as discussed in the paper.
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Interested in intermittent fasting or time-restricted feeding?

Make it early time-restricted eating and may experience benefits beyond an energy deficit

Improved sleep quality and everything downstream from that, which is seemingly endless
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my viral depiction of Sam Altman grilling and eating Nintendo's intellectual property

generated with Sora 2; featured in forbes, futurism, and kotaku
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I'm absolutely obsessed with this. I have an OG copy of one of Whipple's original freshwater biology books b/c I wanted to understand his perspective on public sanitation and applied microbiology.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_...

I want to recreate a lot of his findings using an AI microscope.
George C. Whipple - Wikipedia
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So I mostly just do my own thing and tell everybody to eat shit.

"Fermented foods like kimchi and kefir boost gut microbial diversity by up to 30%, creating a resilient environment for vaccine-triggered immunity." [2025]
www.news-medical.net/news/2025032...
How your diet and probiotics can improve vaccine effectiveness
Researchers uncover how probiotics and diet shape the gut microbiome to boost vaccine efficacy, offering new avenues for precision immunization.
www.news-medical.net
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Studies about how the gut impacts immunity from vaccines and also direct infection are coming out all the time. Nasa even found out that the reason why space flu occurs is because the gut is disrupted in zero gravity.
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One does not simply light oneself on fire.
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Fun fact: I reverse engineered how that woman with a FAAH enzyme mutation felt no pain and rapidly healed scar tissue including burns.

One of the results of my dog feces FMT was many of my scars vanished and my pain tolerance went thru the roof.

Just need a source of skin.
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Yet another year I am choosing to not change my October avatar to this, because more than one person found it absolutely soul destroying and requested I changes it back.

"I will light myself on fire and smile at you thru the light."
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I noticed a distinct difference between my left and right side in terms of the pain. The side without THC still Burns. Yet one pass of THC seems to have made my right side start to heal already.

No real visible difference except some slight receding it's hard to pick up on camera.
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Fun fact: I reverse engineered how that woman with a FAAH enzyme mutation felt no pain and rapidly healed scar tissue including burns.

One of the results of my dog feces FMT was many of my scars vanished and my pain tolerance went thru the roof.

Just need a source of skin.
bsky.app/profile/ulti...
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Yet another year I am choosing to not change my October avatar to this, because more than one person found it absolutely soul destroying and requested I changes it back.

"I will light myself on fire and smile at you thru the light."
a sun fused with the cry emoji. It's crying blood.
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This study looked at how food motivation and owner feeding practices were associated with overweight/obesity in dogs. 🐶🔬

Breed, environment, and household all play a role in how much a dog wants food.📖 Read our Scientific Results #blogpost to learn more: dogagingproject.org/scientific-r...
An infographic with the following info: Scientific Results: Food motivation and owner feeding management practices are associated with overweight among Dog Aging Project participants. What is this paper about? (with icons of papers) This study looked at how food motivation and owner feeding practices were associated with overweight/obesity in dogs. Our team wanted to know if dogs who really love food (called Food Motivation Score) were more likely to be overweight as well as if owner feeding practices(called Owner Management Score) were connected to dogs being overweight. In addition, we were interested in understanding if owners and veterinarians agree on if a dog is overweight. What did we find? (with a magnifying glass icon) We looked at nearly 13,900 dog owners from across the U.S. who filled out surveys about their dogs. Read the full Scientific Results Blog Post at dogagingproject.org/blog
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My autism isn't real and can't hurt you.

My autism:
The angry NPC meme.

The NPC is saying: autistic people should be included in research and consulted. They know more about their condition than you.

The person responding to the NPCs is saying: I've been researching my autism for the past 10 years; In some cases, Tylenol can cause autism.

This makes the NPC mad.
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Its amazing how many comorbids vanished as I addressed my own gut health.
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Throw in liver damage and problems with the gut liver-axis and you have a recipe for poor brain development, both in utero and early life.

GI problems, rife in autistics seem to correlate with severity of many problematic symptoms.