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tylerparkinson.bsky.social
@tylerparkinson.bsky.social
just here to see who destroys this platform in 7-10 years.
the outcome of this drone situation that we all deserve is that Santa is real and has had a major malfunction in his delivery operation.
December 15, 2024 at 5:49 PM
he’s 100% going to try to buy bluesky.
Elon bought Twitter because it had become a remarkably effective place for the left to communicate and change the public narrative.

And he wanted to shut that down.

He succeeded.

He shouldn’t have that power anymore.
The handwringing lectures about how the left has no choice but to stay on Twitter are even more ridiculous when you remember that the far right used a series of alternative media — from direct mail to talk radio to Fox News to Breitbart to Gab, Parler and Truth Social — as their path to victory.
December 2, 2024 at 6:15 AM
hey watch “Blue Ruin” if you never have. give yourself that little gift. it’s just about as perfect as an indie film gets these days.
December 1, 2024 at 5:26 AM
brb gonna go sue a whole shitload of mediocre bluesky accounts for ripping my style
New from me: Two influencers make very similar content promoting Amazon products. They dress the same. They buy the same stuff. They even have a similar tattoo.

Now one is suing the other, claiming her rival won't stop copying her. But who influenced whom? www.theverge.com/2024/11/26/2...
The influencer lawsuit that could change the industry
Behind the scenes of a court battle for the “clean girl” look.
www.theverge.com
November 27, 2024 at 7:19 AM
sometimes science just makes these absolutely incredible leaps forward.
What else is going on…… Oh, I made party sandwiches by baking focaccia in a bundt pan.
November 27, 2024 at 12:37 AM
gonna sue my kids if they ever drop any sick burns on me that i don’t fully understand.
November 26, 2024 at 10:18 PM
you know when the algorithm feeds you one of those terrible awful bad song non-ironic singers, and they have like 789,000 views? i don’t think that’s a good sign for like art and society and shit.
November 26, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Mueller, Garland and Smith ended up being a yacht rock band when the moment really needed a trio of 80’s punks that weren’t afraid to break shit.
November 25, 2024 at 9:50 PM
whenever new social media platforms arise, there’s this brief moment where you get to imagine some new form you’ll take. “i’ll just post about esoteric cake facts”. and then you go back to doom posting american politics.
November 24, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Reposted
#Webcomics Hey kids! Here's a fun game! They just dropped a list of All the artists that Midjourney admits to having scraped to train its A.I. engine. Are YOU on it? (We are) Do you have a good lawyer? (We do) (storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...)
storage.courtlistener.com
January 1, 2024 at 10:37 PM
every time i see a pop tarts ad, i don’t go buy pop tarts, but i definitely go and watch a bunch of don hertzfeldt films.
December 29, 2023 at 1:05 AM
“does being inside a macy’s give you weird thoughts too?”
December 7, 2023 at 4:14 PM
melaturken / turkeytonin
November 24, 2023 at 2:20 AM
i’d like us to get back to “we’re also making one of those, but shittier” hollywood. like a week after ridley scott’s napoleon we get McG’s “the frenchman” starring like freddie prinze jr
November 23, 2023 at 10:53 PM
“well i ate too much” he said, slapping his stomach, absolutely no one listening.
November 23, 2023 at 10:33 PM
we’ve reached the “but if you order in the next 60 seconds” era twitter
November 22, 2023 at 5:44 AM
one of those “he gets us” ads but it’s just jesus quitting twitter
November 21, 2023 at 4:26 AM