Xanadu (rude era)
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i have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane
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fucking polygon team
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
fucking polygon team
huh?
Wendy’s plans to close hundreds of its restaurants in an effort to 'boost its profit and make its remaining stores more appealing'
Wendy's To Close Hundreds Of U.S. Stores
The latest round of closures comes on top of the 240 U.S. Wendy's locations that shuttered in 2024.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
huh?
i thought rudy giuliani died in a car crash a few months ago.
was that a different guy?
was that a different guy?
Last night, Donald Trump pardoned 70+ people, including Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, Jenna Ellis, and the president’s former chief of staff, Mark Meadows, who attempted to help him overturn the 2020 election.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i thought rudy giuliani died in a car crash a few months ago.
was that a different guy?
was that a different guy?
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i like nirvanna the band the show a lot
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i like nirvanna the band the show a lot
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anyway
sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
anyway
many of you are bedrotting when you should be bedfrotting
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
many of you are bedrotting when you should be bedfrotting
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The guy that covered up a murder and volunteered for a genocide army?
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The guy that covered up a murder and volunteered for a genocide army?
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Chuck Schumer got the boss call from the CEO of Delta telling him that Atlanta was down to 25% capacity ahead of the holidays and now you’re gonna pay 4x for health insurance.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Chuck Schumer got the boss call from the CEO of Delta telling him that Atlanta was down to 25% capacity ahead of the holidays and now you’re gonna pay 4x for health insurance.
sometimes i remember how in middle school i used to think that atheism and scientology were the same thing so i would go around telling classmates that i was a scientologist
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
sometimes i remember how in middle school i used to think that atheism and scientology were the same thing so i would go around telling classmates that i was a scientologist
imagine if thing was good for a once
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
imagine if thing was good for a once
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
bro just resign
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
bro just resign
charlie brown collected hoes
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
charlie brown collected hoes
fucking dammit
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
fucking dammit
how long until he tries to pull the "10% boos" excuse on truth social
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
how long until he tries to pull the "10% boos" excuse on truth social
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THAT’S NOT A “DEAL” IT’S JUST GIVING UP
FUCKING USELESS PIECES OF
FUCKING USELESS PIECES OF
! A key group of Senate Democrats is leaning toward voting for a deal to end the shutdown, provided final details can be worked out like worker protections (Gift link)
(Deal does NOT include an ACA extension.)
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
(Deal does NOT include an ACA extension.)
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Thune Plans Test Vote on Shutdown, Saying Deal Is Getting Closer
Senate Republican leader John Thune said a deal is “coming together” as he planned a test vote Sunday on a narrow spending package that would end the 40-day government shutdown.
www.bloomberg.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
THAT’S NOT A “DEAL” IT’S JUST GIVING UP
FUCKING USELESS PIECES OF
FUCKING USELESS PIECES OF
chuck schumer
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
chuck schumer
got fired for target because i didn't smile at customers in the restrooms
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
got fired for target because i didn't smile at customers in the restrooms
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I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.
good news: i have found the source of the ticking
bad news: it's a pipe bomb
bad news: it's a pipe bomb
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
good news: i have found the source of the ticking
bad news: it's a pipe bomb
bad news: it's a pipe bomb
ska band called dr. penis and the balls
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
ska band called dr. penis and the balls
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