Author | Lightnews

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 14h

Why didn't Nick Mangold ask Donald Trump or MAGA for help?

1

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 19h

These Pittsburgh Steelers throwbacks are slightly worse than every 1980's prom dress.

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 19h

Other than Atlanta's 680 The Fan's Chris Dimino, who exactly thought Mark DeRosa was a real candidate for the Atlanta Braves' manager job?

1

Reposted by TryingSomeThings

James Halls @topsey.bsky.social · 1d

The people on this airplane have a sense of duty and self-sacrifice that Donald Trump will never understand. They are NOAA employees flying their plane through the middle of the category 4 Hurricane Melissa south of Jamaica. And they aren't getting paid.

I wish them safe flying and a safe return

NOAA flight 42 flying south of Jamaica through the heart of the category 4 Hurricane Melissa. From a screen cap from flightradar24.com at about 7:40pm EDT on Oct 26th

13 340 1.4K

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 1d

We're really going to end civilization, because Putin is a sociopath and his muppet Trump doesn't know that he's bought and paid for - or if he really wants to go down in history as "a war time president".

1 1 12

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 1d

Kirk Cousins is deliberately playing terrible, because he thinks if he plays too well, the Atlanta Falcons will keep him for a playoff run and Michael Penix Jr. will actually develop under his tutelage.

Therefore, if he's terrible, Raheem Morris and Terry Fontenot will have to trade him.

#RiseUp

1

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 2d

Someone's an AP English teacher at the local high school ...

The Ghost of Future Past💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 2d

Good night, Bluesky

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 2d

Sarkisian & Arch feels like a Victorian age dandy who somehow gets a very rich person to commit their extremely beautiful daughter to marry them - with the assumption that she would bring a massive dowry and the father's fortune.

Then the dandy finds out she is insane and has terrible breath.

Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 2d

I’m told that representatives for Texas coach Steve Sarkisian have let NFL decision makers know that he would be interested in potential head coaching openings, including the Titans’.

More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...

1

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 2d

Mychtar is the first snow-zoi.

Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 2d

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 2d

That explains why The Media kept saying Chauncey Billups was such a great guy - and why he didn't get a real NBA job until now.

CNN @cnn.com · 2d

You can picture the scene. Tucked somewhere between the glitter and grit of Manhattan, a room wafting smoke with the rhythm of a poker game seemingly like any other: Cards whisper against felt, chips click in steady tempo, and players sit around a table, guarding their hands – and secrets.

How New York City’s mafia allegedly ran illegal poker games tied to major NBA figures and US athletes | CNN

You can picture the scene. Tucked somewhere between the glitter and grit of Manhattan, a room wafting smoke with the rhythm of a poker game seemingly like any other: Cards whisper against felt, chips ...

www.cnn.com

Reposted by TryingSomeThings

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 8d

Chiefs getting wrecked in the SB when Trump says he's cheering for them. Yankees season getting wrecked after Trump shows up in their lockerrom. MAGA Giants fan eats shit in front of the No Kings protest. Twice. Nick Bosa ACL. JJ McCarthy blown knee. Seems to be a theme here.

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 8d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

39 29 300

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 7d

Old Scold got Goth-Told.

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 8d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

1

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 9d

I'm sure all the ultra-Conservatives who hate the LGBTQIA+ community are loving this ... /sarcasm.

Kenny Akers @keneakers.bsky.social · 9d

So let me get this straight — Black Lives Matter organizers get prison time for misusing funds, but George Santos, who did the same thing with donor money, walks free? Got it.

2

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 9d

Normalize running up behind Mitch McConnell and yelling "BOO!".

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 11d

Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.

1

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 9d

Call Mario Cristobal by his government name:
Jaime Franklin

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 9d

The best thing about Shohei Ohtani isn't that he's a great pitcher and hitter.

It's that he, his wife, his agent, and the Dodgers found a fall guy for his gambling habit - and then he adopts a dog that he names "Decoy" (= distraction).

That's "OJ wearing a T-shirt that says 'I Did It'" adjacent.

1 1

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 9d

Miami, Nebraska, and North Carolina all lost.
The 80s & 90s are having a terrible night.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10d

The chef has prepared four courses for your meal this evening.

No substitutions.

Reposted by TryingSomeThings

TheBeep.com.au @thebeepau.bsky.social · 16d

Meet “Tucson Prime” - a stray who kept hanging around a Brazilian Hyundai dealership until staff decided to give him a job. Now he’s got his own name badge, greets customers at the door and even stars in Hyundai’s social media.

📷: Tucson Prime

#hyundai #carnews #thebeep

2 8

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 13d

D'Angelo just made baby-making music.
#RIPD'Angelo

1

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 14d

Mychtar is the original Snow Borzoi - aka Snowzoi.

Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 14d

1

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 14d

Just bought two boxes of Runts.

Whoever was working on the assembly line when these were boxed chose Violence.

And by Violence, I mean Mostly Banana.

1

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 14d

The thing about Joe Flacco is that when he was the Ravens QB1, it was no secret that he came to camp every year out-of-shape.

He cost Baltimore more Super Bowls than any other team or Tom Brady ever did.

corndoggylol.bsky.social @corndoggylol.bsky.social · 15d

The Green Bay Packers Get Payback Against Joe Flacco!

1

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 15d

This is why you should get your corgi an Xbox or Nintendo.

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 15d

You know who would be a great candidate for the Penn State head football coaching job now that James Franklin has been fired?

Mark DeRosa.

That is not any dumber than the folks on Atlanta's 680 The Fan trying to push DeRosa to be the next #Braves manager.

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 15d

Gunner Stockton's postgame interview sounds like it was written by an AI being held hostage.