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Trowzer Snek Plissken
@trowzersnek.bsky.social
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Life is Ugly. J̶a̶p̶a̶n̶ b̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ Will die in the camps I can't articulate exactly what it is I do, but I assure you it's all very fashionable. Cars. Motorcycles. Clothing. Art. BLM • Trans Rights Are Human Rights • ACAB He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 Gay/Demi
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 8d
Dazzling the kids with Laserdiscs.
We watching claymation Mark Twain.
A group of dorks sitting on a couch, flipping th bird. Claymation frog sitting next to a glowing red button.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 2h
Setting up the new Etsy account.

Just a temporary place to sell my shit until my website is done.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 3h
I need something fruity with the consistency of those gummy sharks and isn't gonna cause me to spiral into an existential crisis.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 8h
PROTOTYPE!
The print is a little too big, and I need to sharpen up that red X.
A black and white drawing of Judy Hopps from Zootopia with a red X across her face and text that reads "All Hopps Are Bastards" A black and white drawing of Judy Hopps from Zootopia with a red X across her face.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah... the print is a little too big.
A black and white print of Judy Hopps from Zootopia on a t-shirt with a red X across her face and text that reads "all hopps are bastards"
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 8h
PROTOTYPE!
The print is a little too big, and I need to sharpen up that red X.
A black and white drawing of Judy Hopps from Zootopia with a red X across her face and text that reads "All Hopps Are Bastards" A black and white drawing of Judy Hopps from Zootopia with a red X across her face.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 8h
This year's Punk jacket will be a hoodie.
An olive green canvas hoodie with punk patches. An olive green canvas hoodie with punk patches
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 11h
Landlords are scum.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 11h
I wish I could believe that.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 11h
Ron Pearlman is looking awfully memeworthy, too.
Drew Struzan art depicting a goofy looking Ron Pearlman.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 12h
Breakfast...
A black and white photo of a number of random pills in the palm of a hand.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 20h
if you see this you're now obligated to reply to this with your:
favorite Animal Crossing game 🌱
& your favorite Animal Crossing villager 🧡
Parody cover of Animal Crossing New Horizons retitled as "Crippling Debt But It's On An Island This Time" Beau from Animal Crossing.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 20h
gotta try that Trowzer_Snek_Plissken: I'm sure its absolutely vile. can only imagine Trowzer_Snek_Plissken: Yeah, could you imagine being "confused" and not knowing what to do" when you could be wandering around in your grundies, dipping Oreos in Maker's Mark? (edited)
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 20h
I have never felt so validated.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 22h
Friend: I'm just so confused.I don't know what I should do. Me standing in underwear, dunking oreos in whiskey: Well , you came to the right place.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 20h
I have never felt so validated.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · Mar 25
Absolutely no one: ... ... ...

Bosozoku:
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 21h
Pizza Hut > Dominos
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The Ugly Life @deformem-vita.bsky.social · 22h
Something lurks...
Something Ugly...
A neglected British sports car, sitting in a field, surrounded by junk.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 23h
Getting ready to file for my LLC.

Ugly Life Apparel is about to be a real thing.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 1d
🫡
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 1d
The font bothered my friend... and then it bothered me.

Anyway, now it's handwritten.
A black and white drawing of Judy Hopps from Zootopia with a red X across her face and text that reads "All Hopps Are Bastards"
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 1d
Galaxy Quest is just The Three Amigos in space.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 1d
Not really a literary opinion, but Galaxy Quest is just The Three Amigos in space.
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Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 1d
We are the no-gooders, do-gooders
Known to the dancers and dealers and doers of dust
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 1d
The most feared animal in the Santa Cruz Mountains.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 1d
Let me know.
I'll print it.
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