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val (🌈🏒 arc)
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Technical customer support gremlin. Genderqueer (they/them), polyam, ADHD. Lives in the woods with a menagerie. Former arachnophobe turned spider fan. Disney parks nerd. Birder. Swamp witch. Gun owner.
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If I answer for @sam.codes ... hang on ... lemme get my abacus.

17??? I think???

Alt text: a picky eater test grid that has a lot of commonly picky eater foods on it I guess.
7 for me how about y’all ?
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
has UPS been just completely fucked for anyone else lately? they keep having packages that they say are being delivered on a given day that aren't, they're leaving shit at the fucking road instead of bringing it to the house (we are 1/4mi into the woods on a major road so that's prime for theft)...
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Here's Michelle Wu doing the introduction to a Know Your Rights video in Haitian Creole. This is the kind of stuff I think of when I say she truly represents the entire state. Great work by the Mayor and her team.
🇭🇹 Boston se lakay nou tout. Aprann konnen dwa ou, e ede proteje kominote w. Ou ka jwenn plis enfòmasyon nan miracoalition.org/KYR.
February 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
looking for something on my local library's fb and seeing that david brooks was there a month ago

shoulda gone and thrown poop at the windows
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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We're a year into this thing and journalists are still using the administration's framing of issues. Just because Trump wants to help his friends make more money doesn't mean greenhouse gases and pollution are somehow no longer dangerous.
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
i love canadian accents.
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
✅ bought new noise cancelling earbuds cause my bose ones shit the bed
✅ bought compression socks
✅ emailed both my regular doctor & my psych to be like HOW CAN I GET A RESCUE MED FOR FLIGHT ANXIETY PLS
February 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Found out about this on LinkedIn, of all places...just awful.

www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/t...
Trans teen school friends die by suicide just 10 months apart
Two transgender teenagers who were close friends at the same California high school have died by suicide less than a year apart.
www.thepinknews.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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NO ITS NOT STOP REPORTING THIS
Homan says the ICE drawdown in Minnesota is "already underway this week, and will continue into the next week."

A "small footprint" will remain, he says.

But Trump's ICE surge in Minneapolis is officially over.
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
today is already testing meeeEEEE
February 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
HILLARY DUFF AT THE XFINITY CENTER IN MANSFIELD AUGUST 8!!!!!

www.youtube.com/shorts/W0hzD...
I'M GOING ON A WORLD TOUR!!! ✨🪩🍒 … now what do I wear? #TheLuckyMeTour
YouTube video by Hilary Duff
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I'm really not handling the fact that we are right back into '90s diet culture very well.

We swung into body positivity, people accepting themselves, and then as soon as it became socially acceptable, everyone just went JUST KIDDING, I NEVER WANTED TO BE FAT
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The news is not being kind to Pam Bondi about how she was during this hearing lmaooooo
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
You know, I find the "He Gets Us" ads annoying for obvious reasons, but one of the less obvious ones is because...no, I don't think Jesus would "get" any of this, especially not what his supposed followers are doing these days.
February 11, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Can someone please save me from myself.
Last plug of the day. We're 20% off today in preparation for new inventory, discount INCLUDING .925 sterling and handmade.

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February 11, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Snag has new pants I'm obsessed with; I've bought them in all four available colors. Very comfy!

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Wide Leg Boho Pants - Claudette Black | Snag
Bohemian wide leg pants with roll-proof waistband & side pockets. Ecovero viscose, sizes 0-34. Ultimate comfort. Ethically made in Turkey.
snagtights.us
February 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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this may be the most English man ever to exist.
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
GIRL WHAT
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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so the El Paso air space was shut down because department of war was doing high-energy laser strikes on party balloons

don’t let the drunk run the department with a bottomless budget
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
pls can someone explain to me how our zendesk suddenly has an annoying spellchecker that SHOWS UP NOWHERE IN OUR SETTINGS AND WHICH NOBODY SEEMS TO HAVE INSTALLED
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
heated rivalry is a romance show based on a romance novel made by someone who deeply appreciates the genre

our flag means death was a "romantic comedy" made by someone who didi not actually appreciate the genre he was pretending to be part of

i think about this a lot
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Cranky morning. Yesterday HR was like, "book your own flights, here's the guidance". System allowed us to book.

This morning they cancelled a bunch of things, sent us nastygrams about doing it wrong, etc.

Rebooked, and upgraded my seats to comfort at least, but...good lord. Pain in my ass.
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
it is rude af that i can't just pay to upgrade my ticket to portugal and have to BID and then WAIT AND SEE IF IT GETS ACCEPTED???
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
navan is so fuckin annoying
February 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM