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"I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
Nothin' special 'bout me, motherfucker"
Jon Lajoie
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If I get to 10k followers I will make a knife
June 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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New anvil, new pinned post. I'm in my powerful relics era.
April 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Yep
March 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I have this little pin on the hat I wear every day. I'm looking to replace it with something similar with pride colors. Idk for how long I'm going to safely be able to have flags in my classroom and I want to subtly let students know they're safe in my shop. If you make or know pins, plz drop recs ⬇️
January 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Help support my menacing poses
January 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
So here's a discovery - a croissant from Costco is 300 calories and two slices of Pepperidge Farm hearty white is 260 calories. Croissant everything incoming!
January 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I'm gonna run this for a week, sorry in advance for all the reposts!
Giveaway time! This jawbone cudgel named "wastelander" has received the coveted "it scares me too much, get it out of the house" award from my partner, so now is your chance to own this prestigious item! All you have to do is

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Good luck!
December 4, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Waiting in the cell phone lot at ORD is giving me the spooky dookies. Although maybe someone will offer me some drugs or something
November 29, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I think it's time for a LoTR rewatch ( extended directors cut, of course )
November 29, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Always worth the wait
November 26, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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My anvil is 109 years old this year, and is showing its age. To keep working and making art I'm going to need a better one soon. If you like seeing what I do and wouldn't mind supporting a small artist, I added a goal to my ko-fi to help replace it. ko-fi.com/theuglymachi...
March 13, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Waterloo!
November 25, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Echo..echo...cho..ho...o
November 19, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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Feather letter opener, with talon and glass ball. Needs a name, still working on that part.
November 19, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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people used to think NAMBLA was super funny. didn't even really need a joke you could just say NAMBLA and get laughs. "hahaha they got a whole club about fuckin kids" people would say. and now that's the united states government
November 15, 2024 at 7:10 PM
So it finally happened, I coughed and a fart slipped right out while in the Uber...yay
November 14, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Office day
November 14, 2024 at 2:21 PM
How does it take longer to UBER to the office from the airport EWR than to fly from BTV (Burlington, VT) to EWR ( Jersey)?!
November 14, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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I made a thing. Use it well.
November 11, 2024 at 10:48 PM
So is it me or do a lot of these ban/mute lists have folks that shouldn't be in them? Not a lot but sprinkled in. Or am I missing the whole story?
November 11, 2024 at 3:20 PM
We are writing to share that there has been a steep increase in harassment reports connected to race, gender identity, and country of origin over the past 48 hours. This has been paired with increased student conduct incident reports across our schools and community during that time.
This is in VT
November 8, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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Extremely Important.
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 7, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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Ok lots of new followers lately, time to remind you who your go-to for steel is around here.
October 16, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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In case you missed their family photo
July 5, 2024 at 11:37 PM