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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 10h

this is the best movie i've ever seen

Michael Freeman @afreeparticle.com · 1d

🎢 find mew

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 10h

jesus

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 11h

someone was saying they will probably be told to guard the any food that is thrown out as well, and that really made me think

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 12h

"It’s Thursday and it’s past noon. Thursday is one of my days off. On my days off I don't wear pants. You don’t get to interrupt that."

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13h

A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on

Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 13h

they each have a lil snack 😭

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 15h

Mission accomplished

Police drug bust meme but it’s the two turtles on the table

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 15h

😭

selection buttons for whether you want either: 1 Bidet, 2 Bidets, or Bidet + Stool

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David Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 12d

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 1d

Newsmax commentator Benj Irby, in a segment about Mamdani: "The promise of free stuff makes Jews forget he's an extremist."

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Denise Balkissoon @balkissoon.bsky.social · 1d

Hello! The Narwhal is looking to talk to people in Canada who regularly send money home to Jamaica, Cuba, Haiti or the Bahamas and might increase it in the wake of Melissa. I am at [email protected] 💚

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 1d

you can't expect me to know the age and background of every monkey i hit on

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 1d

If you have absolutely nothing good to say about A.I. come and sit by me.

www.thewrap.com/emma-thompso...

Emma Thompson Explodes in Rage Over the 'Intense Irritation' of AI: 'Will You F--k Off?!' | Video

Emma Thompson made it clear she was not a fan of artificial intelligence during her latest appearance on "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert."

www.thewrap.com

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 2d

Sorry I can't get over this but it's just so funny to say "The test starts off with giraffes and elephants but the questions get way harder than that"

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 2d

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

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The Verge @theverge.com · 2d

Elon Musk’s Grokipedia contains copied Wikipedia pages

Ironic.

buff.ly

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 2d

on replays use a slide whistle to accompany any change of speed on the video. people are usually at their most jovial when they are deciding if a rule was properly enforced or not

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alison says reinstate Link! @alisonborealis.bsky.social · 3d

a screencap of Olivia Reingold dressed up and pretending to be John Oliver on Last Week Tonight (it's a really awful video, not worth watching).
A comment on the right hand side, from viperx83:
"Olivia, someone filmed this, someone edited it, someone uploaded it. Presumably you cleared it with people at The Free Press and/or CBS. The fact that NONE of those people told you it was awful demonstrates that, at best, no one at work cares about you, and suggests that they actively loathe you. You don't have to live like this; you can go get a decent job somewhere else, and work with people who have even the slightest respect for you. Enough, at least, to tell you not to do things like this."

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 3d

hey look there's a new drama and a Kardashian is in, glad one of them finally caught a break

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 3d

feeding people as part of a grift, you say? that's a new one

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 3d

when you decide you want to fail on both the comedy and journalism fronts

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 3d

Greatest thing I’ve ever seen

www.instagram.com/reel/DQSOgPj...

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 3d

lmao wot

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onion person @junlper.beer · 3d

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 3d

"Comically Incorrect dot com"
because you are worried people will miss the point with all that subtlety

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 3d

the hidden tragedy here is that these dogs are actually on their way to their day jobs because making stuff free meant nobody else wants to work and they have to support their owners. we should have listened to the conservatives, they tried to warn us

Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 4d

Zohran Mamdani's promises of free busses might sound great, but I live in Albuquerque NM where city busses have been free for five years and I'm here to tell you the truth. This is what every bus in my city looks like now. Think carefully about your choice this November.

a terrifying sight, a bus where dogs have taken over, all dogs riding the bus, no humans in sight, just good boys sitting on the bus waiting for a head pat, horrifying