Bicycle Jihadist
@cryptidrespecter.bsky.social
Master gardener, bike commuter, and DIY guy. Immune to domestic light beer.
Me and Brutus Buckeye are hanging out before the big ten championship. He’s chill as hell. We’re going to kill a drifter later.
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me and Brutus Buckeye are hanging out before the big ten championship. He’s chill as hell. We’re going to kill a drifter later.
Just saw a Tesla with a Reagan Bush ‘84 sticker AND a Palestinian flag sticker
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Just saw a Tesla with a Reagan Bush ‘84 sticker AND a Palestinian flag sticker
My in laws have a gas leak. Explains a lot!
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My in laws have a gas leak. Explains a lot!
Getting the bread ✅
Securing the bag ❌
Securing the bag ❌
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Getting the bread ✅
Securing the bag ❌
Securing the bag ❌
Just die already you old bitch
At 90, I'm tired of paying for transit, schools I don't use | Letters
Don't burden taxpayers for extremely costly public transit when most never use public transit.
www.indystar.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just die already you old bitch
(Mid twenties white woman decidedly not looking at someone to the left of the camera) mayor Joe is working hard every day for the people of Indianapolis
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
(Mid twenties white woman decidedly not looking at someone to the left of the camera) mayor Joe is working hard every day for the people of Indianapolis
Hey I’m Samuel. I’m an architect. They call me the Voice of the People. Who is they? Don’t worry about it. No I will not answer your email.
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Hey I’m Samuel. I’m an architect. They call me the Voice of the People. Who is they? Don’t worry about it. No I will not answer your email.
Pootie tang but instead of a belt it’s a tennis elbow compression band
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Pootie tang but instead of a belt it’s a tennis elbow compression band
Some of you are worried about Spotify wrapped when you should be worried about spotting the rapture
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Some of you are worried about Spotify wrapped when you should be worried about spotting the rapture
Sometimes I feel like a dasharez0ne alt text
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Sometimes I feel like a dasharez0ne alt text
Look just because I’m wearing a Burger King crown at the airport doesn’t mean I’m gonna say that word
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Look just because I’m wearing a Burger King crown at the airport doesn’t mean I’m gonna say that word
Talking to yourself to organize your thoughts: tried and true. Reliable. Free. No environmental costs
Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.
Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Talking to yourself to organize your thoughts: tried and true. Reliable. Free. No environmental costs
Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.
Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.
Just slipped and fell on some ice. Feet went up over my head. Buncha crap fell out of my pockets. Great physical comedy.
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just slipped and fell on some ice. Feet went up over my head. Buncha crap fell out of my pockets. Great physical comedy.
Boss just told me “be resourceful. Use ChatGPT” I am going to kill you
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Boss just told me “be resourceful. Use ChatGPT” I am going to kill you
Not to brag but my street got plowed this morning.
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Not to brag but my street got plowed this morning.
Effete Hegseth
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Effete Hegseth
Co worker was just telling me about her brother who committed suicide in the garage at their family thanksgiving. Bummer man. Thank you for sharing this information.
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Co worker was just telling me about her brother who committed suicide in the garage at their family thanksgiving. Bummer man. Thank you for sharing this information.
Plowing snow on the Monon with an ebike
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Plowing snow on the Monon with an ebike
Now that I’m really rich I can go on environmentally destructive vacations most people can’t even imagine
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Now that I’m really rich I can go on environmentally destructive vacations most people can’t even imagine
Breaking the delivery robot open like a crab and eating the insides.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Breaking the delivery robot open like a crab and eating the insides.
Back by popular demand: people driving on the Monon
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Back by popular demand: people driving on the Monon
What does Joe hogsett even do anymore?
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
What does Joe hogsett even do anymore?
I don’t know any American farmers that are poor or even middle class. Every one of them helicopter skis and takes private planes to St Barts and drives a $100,000 truck
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I don’t know any American farmers that are poor or even middle class. Every one of them helicopter skis and takes private planes to St Barts and drives a $100,000 truck
Everyone excited to go back to WORK tomorrow?!?
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Everyone excited to go back to WORK tomorrow?!?
It only snowed maybe 2 inches and most of it melted overnight but I’m still on Facebook posting about how I haven’t seen a single plow in my tract home neighborhood
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It only snowed maybe 2 inches and most of it melted overnight but I’m still on Facebook posting about how I haven’t seen a single plow in my tract home neighborhood