Bicycle Jihadist
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Master gardener, bike commuter, and DIY guy. Immune to domestic light beer.
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54 degrees with a lot of win and rainy and I can see that my fellow Hoosiers are much more comfortable wearing shorts and flip flops. Finally. Relief
I always floss before heading out to do something that might land me in jail.
It’s a 1.4 mile zone too. ~15 second difference between travel time through the zone at the limit versus going 11 over which is when tickets kick in
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absolutely harrowing stuff
Well that’s your fault aren’t you the neighborhood mayor
Will be riding a bicycle through the tunnel under downtown Indianapolis this afternoon if anyone wants to get in on that
Step 1: rake leaves into a pile
Step 2: wait

Thanks for coming to the education session everyone
I went to high school with Andrew East. We were buds. It’s really disappointing he is a YouTuber now.
DPW cone guy got put on overtime to set out pallets of bricks before the protests this weekend
Or he could jump off the Beurt SerVass bridge. People might want him to jump off the fancy new bridge 700 feet east of the existing perfectly fine pedestrian bridge. But it has to be the Beurt.
The only way for Hogsett to restore his honor would be to commit seppuku in the Beurt SerVass public assembly room
I have four streaming services and a nice digital antennae and cannot watch the ALCS.
There were probably at least 3 layers of lieutenants between that decision and actual work being carried out.
Not entirely sure but my guess is an innocent building and grounds person got sent those instructions based off a wealthy/well-connected person complaining to Vop or Chief Bailey.
I let HR rush me into making an insurance selection I didn’t fully understand two years ago when I started my job and learned today I’ve been overpaying by $188,50 bi weekly on insurance I have not actually needed to use. Good system.
Jeff…feel free to show them how it’s done.
A guy in my fraternity who got drunk and fell down the staircase minimum 2x a month and once intentionally touched his penis to a lit hookah coal is the safety manager for a major midwestern manufacturer now.
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I'll be happy to summarize this for you! Drew, it appears you have been irreversibly banned from a message board called Chicken Forums — what an achievement! This calls for a celebration, specifically for something called "kept saying let me see that cloaca
Does anyone know if you are allowed to attend broad ripple village association meetings if you aren’t a racist nimby?
Just got a Microsoft outlook notification today that someone tentatively accepted an invite for a meeting that was 8 days ago