Bicycle Jihadist
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Master gardener, bike commuter, and DIY guy. Immune to domestic light beer.
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I hate Mondays but love lasagna and pussy
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I hate Mondays but love lasagna and pussy
Coworker was telling me he was at a Matt Rife show and someone in the balcony was ODing and they had a narcan on the main floor and were trying to throw it up there but no one could throw that far. Took like ten different people trying before one of them had the arm to throw it up to the balcony
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Coworker was telling me he was at a Matt Rife show and someone in the balcony was ODing and they had a narcan on the main floor and were trying to throw it up there but no one could throw that far. Took like ten different people trying before one of them had the arm to throw it up to the balcony
Two things I saw in the same block of an alley: $5000 worth of dj equipment packaging and an unsupervised smoldering pile of leaves. In conclusion Indianapolis is a city of contrasts.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Two things I saw in the same block of an alley: $5000 worth of dj equipment packaging and an unsupervised smoldering pile of leaves. In conclusion Indianapolis is a city of contrasts.
About to rain a bunch and then freeze. Hope your gutters are clean
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
About to rain a bunch and then freeze. Hope your gutters are clean
Just saw a guy riding a bike down 49th street carrying at least a 12 foot ladder under one arm.
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just saw a guy riding a bike down 49th street carrying at least a 12 foot ladder under one arm.
Has anyone ever volunteered with any sort of community organization and met a politically conservative person? I haven’t.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Has anyone ever volunteered with any sort of community organization and met a politically conservative person? I haven’t.
If he wasn’t lord O the self dealing sex criminals you could almost feel bad for Joe Hogsett. He’s alone and divorced in his home putting last nights martini glasses in the dishwasher watching news clips Andrea Hunley lead a cheerful rally of a couple hundred people on a bright sunny November Sunday
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
If he wasn’t lord O the self dealing sex criminals you could almost feel bad for Joe Hogsett. He’s alone and divorced in his home putting last nights martini glasses in the dishwasher watching news clips Andrea Hunley lead a cheerful rally of a couple hundred people on a bright sunny November Sunday
I have beer tastes on a champagne budget
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I have beer tastes on a champagne budget
I feel bad for Nick’s mom because not only does she have her grown adult politician son living at home with her but also now he’s also getting her house Swatted because of him
Indianapolis City-County Councilor Nick Roberts, a Democrat, said he's received bombing and swatting threats similar to what several state lawmakers have faced in recent days.
Indianapolis councilor faces threats amid string of swatting calls
Indianapolis City-County Councilor Nick Roberts, a Democrat, said he's received bombing and swatting threats.
www.wishtv.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I feel bad for Nick’s mom because not only does she have her grown adult politician son living at home with her but also now he’s also getting her house Swatted because of him
Great day to pile up a whole bunch of leaves and kinda light it on fire then leave it smoldering unsupervised
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Great day to pile up a whole bunch of leaves and kinda light it on fire then leave it smoldering unsupervised
The 46th street mayor and I planted about 300 fruiting trees/shrubs this year. The only part of the “legal process” you shouldn’t forgo is calling 811 before you dig. Damage to underground utilities costs us all money.
Well-meaning city dwellers forgo permits and official procedure to rewild urban areas across the country. In downtown LA, artist Doug Rosenberg is trying to push the grassroots movement forward.
A guerrilla gardener installed a pop-up wetland in the LA River. Here's how — and why
Well-meaning city dwellers forgo permits and official procedure to rewild urban areas across the country. In downtown LA, artist Doug Rosenberg is trying to push the grassroots movement forward.
n.pr
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The 46th street mayor and I planted about 300 fruiting trees/shrubs this year. The only part of the “legal process” you shouldn’t forgo is calling 811 before you dig. Damage to underground utilities costs us all money.
Saw a turkey giveaway today where people waited in their cars in line for multiple hours. A turkey is like $20, right?
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Saw a turkey giveaway today where people waited in their cars in line for multiple hours. A turkey is like $20, right?
Watching The Substance. Definitely not enough instructions in that pack for me.
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Watching The Substance. Definitely not enough instructions in that pack for me.
Just set something that was not a 12 pack of miller high life bottles on the counter and the clerk (who had never acknowledged he recognizes me/has seen me 2x a week for years) said “damn! you switched it up!”
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Just set something that was not a 12 pack of miller high life bottles on the counter and the clerk (who had never acknowledged he recognizes me/has seen me 2x a week for years) said “damn! you switched it up!”
Oh is a politics ball happening
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Oh is a politics ball happening
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Can’t park there. Sorry your bus is late
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Can’t park there. Sorry your bus is late
If you’re in the crosswalk then urine the crosswalk. We’re peeing on cars now.
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If you’re in the crosswalk then urine the crosswalk. We’re peeing on cars now.
Indianapolis announces universal curbside recycling starting in 2028. So just go ahead and start saving your cans now
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Indianapolis announces universal curbside recycling starting in 2028. So just go ahead and start saving your cans now
Last night at the community meeting people asked for more parking and more police. There is a police station IN a parking garage here already!
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Last night at the community meeting people asked for more parking and more police. There is a police station IN a parking garage here already!
Racist nimby (broad ripple village revitalization) meeting #2 did not disappoint. Much larger venue and I got the edible dose right so it didn’t feel as tense as last time but lots of that same mad and stupid energy from wealthy white people aged 50 and up we all know and love
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Racist nimby (broad ripple village revitalization) meeting #2 did not disappoint. Much larger venue and I got the edible dose right so it didn’t feel as tense as last time but lots of that same mad and stupid energy from wealthy white people aged 50 and up we all know and love
They should invent a way to take the microplastics out of my blood/cum/brain tissue and use it to 3D print gun parts
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
They should invent a way to take the microplastics out of my blood/cum/brain tissue and use it to 3D print gun parts
Oh no it’s raining and dark at rush hour. Time to forget everything I know except for fine dining and breathing then drive home
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh no it’s raining and dark at rush hour. Time to forget everything I know except for fine dining and breathing then drive home
I could beat up every lean six-sigma black belt.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I could beat up every lean six-sigma black belt.
tried to read republican mayor candidate front runner Michael Paul-hart’s newsletter this week but didn’t make it past the first two sentences which are copied below.
“This week looked a little different. I spent part of it traveling presenting at an AI Summit in New Jersey”
“This week looked a little different. I spent part of it traveling presenting at an AI Summit in New Jersey”
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
tried to read republican mayor candidate front runner Michael Paul-hart’s newsletter this week but didn’t make it past the first two sentences which are copied below.
“This week looked a little different. I spent part of it traveling presenting at an AI Summit in New Jersey”
“This week looked a little different. I spent part of it traveling presenting at an AI Summit in New Jersey”