Tragic Johnson
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Haven’t waited a table in 15 years and I still have this nightmare
Holy shit. I haven't been to that table in like 90 minutes.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Haven’t waited a table in 15 years and I still have this nightmare
If they’re not changing the locks on Kevin Patullo’s office door right now I don’t know what to tell ha
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If they’re not changing the locks on Kevin Patullo’s office door right now I don’t know what to tell ha
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BUMP
Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
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The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
BUMP
Just living my life over here, working on my little projects
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just living my life over here, working on my little projects
This is where I’m at with Liverpool tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is where I’m at with Liverpool tbh
The staggering lack of self awareness for Comey of all people to say this
Comey: "I'm grateful the court ended the case against me, which was a prosecution based on malevolence & incompetence... I was inspired by the career people who refused to be part of this travesty. It cost some of them their jobs, but it preserved their integrity, which is beyond price"
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The staggering lack of self awareness for Comey of all people to say this
Not impossible that Tanner McKee ends up being the best quarterback of the vaunted 2023 class
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Not impossible that Tanner McKee ends up being the best quarterback of the vaunted 2023 class
The beatings (infinite James Pearce articles) will continue until morale improves
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The beatings (infinite James Pearce articles) will continue until morale improves
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“Frog, can you be as wonderful as this?” said Toad as he danced all over the stage.
There was no answer.
There was no answer.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
“Frog, can you be as wonderful as this?” said Toad as he danced all over the stage.
There was no answer.
There was no answer.
Prince’s guitar literally disappearing into thin air at the end of this is my favourite conspiracy theory/magic is real but only for Prince theory
Every once in a while I go back and rewatch this performance, and every time I'm glad I did youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y
Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, more - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | 2004 Induction
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
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November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Prince’s guitar literally disappearing into thin air at the end of this is my favourite conspiracy theory/magic is real but only for Prince theory
One always misses Jurgen Klopp, but sometimes one misses him even more
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
One always misses Jurgen Klopp, but sometimes one misses him even more
I think this is the year Nikita Filatov comes good for the Senators
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I think this is the year Nikita Filatov comes good for the Senators
The whole season has just been Szoboszlai and some shirts
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The whole season has just been Szoboszlai and some shirts
They disallowed the wrong goal so we’ll call it even
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
They disallowed the wrong goal so we’ll call it even
Toss a beach ball on the field who cares
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Toss a beach ball on the field who cares
Keeping my 40+ year streak alive of never learning what “The Ashes” is
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Keeping my 40+ year streak alive of never learning what “The Ashes” is
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Tim Hortons; 3587 Bd Harvey, Jonquière, QC G7X 3B5, Canada https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=48.4119196%2C-71.2320994&query_place_id=ChIJ_3pLlOgowEwRLo7ySkODVrI
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Tim Hortons; 3587 Bd Harvey, Jonquière, QC G7X 3B5, Canada https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=48.4119196%2C-71.2320994&query_place_id=ChIJ_3pLlOgowEwRLo7ySkODVrI
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Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
TORONTO - With newly released files from notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein implicating President Trump in a world of elite, amoral power players, Canadian businessman Kevin O'Leary has formally...
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November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
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HAITI QUALIFY FOR THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN 50 YEARS 😤🇭🇹
WHAT A STORY ❤️
WHAT A STORY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
HAITI QUALIFY FOR THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN 50 YEARS 😤🇭🇹
WHAT A STORY ❤️
WHAT A STORY ❤️
Maybe he could move to a different World Cup and join a team that wins it easily every year?
🚨 Harry Kane: “I could score 100 goals this season but if I don’t win the Champions League or the World Cup, you’re probably not going to win the Ballon d’Or”. “It’s the same with Haaland, with any player. You have to be winning those major trophies”, told Mirror.
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Maybe he could move to a different World Cup and join a team that wins it easily every year?
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Opinion: Why do we need a cure for diabetes when I don’t have it?
Opinion: Why do we need a cure for diabetes when I don’t have it?
Brandon, Manitoba – Millions of Canadians live with diabetes, and the Government of Canada has spent billions on diabetes research and treatment. But here’s what I don’t understand: Why do we need a c...
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November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Opinion: Why do we need a cure for diabetes when I don’t have it?
Quinyon Mitchell is so good that he will never be a household name
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Quinyon Mitchell is so good that he will never be a household name
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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
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November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
It’s really too bad no one got him to shoot a 3 minute video before well, you know
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
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November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s really too bad no one got him to shoot a 3 minute video before well, you know