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Totally Random Grandma
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My grandkids named me due to my random musings & humming. 47 is the worst number ever. NO DMs ⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇺🇸🐕‍🦺🦮
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Judging by the looks of that thing, he’s gonna run into walls. Maybe he’ll trip and fall and land with his head in a shitty toilet bowl. I’d pay for that video.
And he still hasn’t paid her one penny.
I think Melania secretly divorced him and that’s why he’s building a ballroom where she used to pretend to work.
I wish I was F@cking Sleeping by Me.
TVrant: Cancelled Hulu/Disney because of obvious reasons plus they raised rates 4 times in a year for Disney. Now, YouTube TV has disappeared #ESPN #ABC #Disney because of $$$. We cannot use antenna TV. FUCK YOU #Congress who are allowing these monopolies to destroy TV. #Youtube #Football Ruined
a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting on a couch with the words " what you gonna do about it " above him
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He’s absolutely gleeful. He should wear a Cruella Deville outfit for today. He could satisfy his cross-dressing desire and wear a realistic costume.
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This morning in court, we'll continue making our case for why the president’s federalization and deployment of National Guard in Oregon is unlawful & unnecessary.

Listen in: 1-571-353-2301 (toll-free 1-833-990-9400)
Meeting ID: 373876354#
If dropped from the conference, please rejoin.
You know she’s banging him. Taking it for the team.
We have government folks like Rubio, Noem and Hegseth moving onto military bases. National Guard response force is training. Restarting nuclear testing. Are we worried, yet? #democracy #resist #project2025 #Military #News
kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and says uh oh .
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TIL that the average US household has 1.3 million in income. Don’t feel rich? That’s because a mean average includes the top 1% who have the most income. This is why the US dumped tea in the harbor. All the money is in the royal court of greed & corporate welfare.
a man in a pirate costume is holding a barrel and the caption spill thy tea
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The President of the United States is so upset about his failed campaign for a Nobel Prize that he's now trying to claim someone else's prize as his own.

Pathetic.
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
I’m truly hoping they wake up & I don’t want to wish ill on anyone but they certainly deserve it.
I think the most frustrating thing about mass media today is that they report for clicks & not for substance. Like how many times have they posted about sweet-tater-tits mentioning a 3rd term? How are they not reported all of his criming instead? Project 2025? Trashing laws?
a cartoon of wendy from peter pan with the words internally screaming below her
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I really want to screenshot price increases & text them to all of my MAGA relatives & friends. But they have gone so far away that they keep blaming anyone but him.
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In my town, the houses look that way now. They just drape a Trump flag over it.
Try to find a human to speak with. It’s insane.
Looks like my town. Trump flags draped over decrepit trailers, painted on hay bales, fresh flags on failing farms because…brown people. It’s a disease.