Tommy Okktane
@tommyokktane.bsky.social
One foot in the door; the other one in the gutter.
Drake “Drake ‘Josh Allen’ Maye” Maye
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Drake “Drake ‘Josh Allen’ Maye” Maye
Melvin Council Jr. dropping birds like Nino Brown on Thanksgiving.
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Melvin Council Jr. dropping birds like Nino Brown on Thanksgiving.
Had a vendor 1:1 today to demo their new “AI” functionality. It entailed data scraping standardized templates to populate data-entry fields.
Me: Cool. Where does AI fit into this?
Vendor (confused): What do you mean? This is the AI.
Me: *whistles* okayyyy….
Me: Cool. Where does AI fit into this?
Vendor (confused): What do you mean? This is the AI.
Me: *whistles* okayyyy….
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Had a vendor 1:1 today to demo their new “AI” functionality. It entailed data scraping standardized templates to populate data-entry fields.
Me: Cool. Where does AI fit into this?
Vendor (confused): What do you mean? This is the AI.
Me: *whistles* okayyyy….
Me: Cool. Where does AI fit into this?
Vendor (confused): What do you mean? This is the AI.
Me: *whistles* okayyyy….
The Chiefs, when they don’t get the benefit of favorable refereeing
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The Chiefs, when they don’t get the benefit of favorable refereeing
Jeff Kent (braindead racist, who could hit a baseball in an inflated offensive era) ahead of Lou Whitaker (one of the greatest all-around second baseman ever) in the Hall of Fame is all you need to know about the baseball Hall of Fame.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Jeff Kent (braindead racist, who could hit a baseball in an inflated offensive era) ahead of Lou Whitaker (one of the greatest all-around second baseman ever) in the Hall of Fame is all you need to know about the baseball Hall of Fame.
Re the Marcelo Mayer trade rumors: I don’t think people realize how elite Ketel Martel’s bat is, HOWEVER, he’s 32 years old, his defense is solid, not great, and he doesn’t have the eyebrow game Mayer does. Still, if it gets the Sox Marte, I’m moving him in a heartbeat.
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Re the Marcelo Mayer trade rumors: I don’t think people realize how elite Ketel Martel’s bat is, HOWEVER, he’s 32 years old, his defense is solid, not great, and he doesn’t have the eyebrow game Mayer does. Still, if it gets the Sox Marte, I’m moving him in a heartbeat.
I saw a kid do one (1) marijuana and he scream vomited so loud his eyes popped out and his esophagus turned to dust. He also called out of work that day.
It was a pain worse than childbirth, said a TikTok mom as she described bouts of uncontrollable vomiting after marijuana use.
‘Scromiting,’ or uncontrollable vomiting due to marijuana use, is on the rise | CNN
Uncontrolled, explosive vomiting after marijuana use, called “scromiting,” is on the rise in the US, including among teenagers. Here’s what you need to know.
cnn.it
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I saw a kid do one (1) marijuana and he scream vomited so loud his eyes popped out and his esophagus turned to dust. He also called out of work that day.
Chotiner: So, you accepted the heart?
Me: I did.
Chotiner: Even though you had every intention to give it away.
Me: No, it was a difficult decision.
Chotiner: Difficult, however, you did it the very next day.
Me: Well, you see…
Me: I did.
Chotiner: Even though you had every intention to give it away.
Me: No, it was a difficult decision.
Chotiner: Difficult, however, you did it the very next day.
Me: Well, you see…
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Chotiner: So, you accepted the heart?
Me: I did.
Chotiner: Even though you had every intention to give it away.
Me: No, it was a difficult decision.
Chotiner: Difficult, however, you did it the very next day.
Me: Well, you see…
Me: I did.
Chotiner: Even though you had every intention to give it away.
Me: No, it was a difficult decision.
Chotiner: Difficult, however, you did it the very next day.
Me: Well, you see…
The joy of working from home is I can poop in comfort on the company dime.
Whatever happened to, "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop, on company time."
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The joy of working from home is I can poop in comfort on the company dime.
Years ago Comcast had a “Dating on Demand” feature that were Lowered Expectations-quality dating profiles you could watch on your TV. One video was a holiday-themed profile from a woman who mispronounced King Wenceslas as “Good King Wetsluts.” I will never forget her. Hope you found true love, ma’am
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Years ago Comcast had a “Dating on Demand” feature that were Lowered Expectations-quality dating profiles you could watch on your TV. One video was a holiday-themed profile from a woman who mispronounced King Wenceslas as “Good King Wetsluts.” I will never forget her. Hope you found true love, ma’am
Getting into the Christmas spirit
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Getting into the Christmas spirit
People will argue that Gulf Coastal Plains Pizza is the best food Massachusetts has to offer but, in my opinion, nothing beats a Basin and Range Province Beef Three-Way. And this is coming from a North Massachusettsan.
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
People will argue that Gulf Coastal Plains Pizza is the best food Massachusetts has to offer but, in my opinion, nothing beats a Basin and Range Province Beef Three-Way. And this is coming from a North Massachusettsan.
Wearing a concert tee from 2001 and a long-sleeve from 1997. Ya boy can still fit in ‘em.
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Wearing a concert tee from 2001 and a long-sleeve from 1997. Ya boy can still fit in ‘em.
Christian: We Three Kings by Tin Bird Choir
Secular: Christmas Eve Can Kill You by The Everly Brothers (the Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy cover is amazing as well)
Secular: Christmas Eve Can Kill You by The Everly Brothers (the Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy cover is amazing as well)
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?
I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.
And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.
And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Christian: We Three Kings by Tin Bird Choir
Secular: Christmas Eve Can Kill You by The Everly Brothers (the Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy cover is amazing as well)
Secular: Christmas Eve Can Kill You by The Everly Brothers (the Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy cover is amazing as well)
So, only slightly less dangerous than an actual cop.
How dangerous is the Boston cop slide?
Meghan went down the slide today and got a black eye and EIGHT stitches!
🙃
📹: @meghansmyth_
Meghan went down the slide today and got a black eye and EIGHT stitches!
🙃
📹: @meghansmyth_
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
So, only slightly less dangerous than an actual cop.
Replace the hamburger with bacon, get rid of the mozzarella, use sharp cheddar, and I can see the vision.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Replace the hamburger with bacon, get rid of the mozzarella, use sharp cheddar, and I can see the vision.
Reposted by Tommy Okktane
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Said it before: one of the reasons why Jokic is so unstoppable is that he does shit you would only see middle-aged men try down at the local Y, not on an NBA court. When your entire life is spent playing and thinking at such a high level, you can’t stop goofy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Said it before: one of the reasons why Jokic is so unstoppable is that he does shit you would only see middle-aged men try down at the local Y, not on an NBA court. When your entire life is spent playing and thinking at such a high level, you can’t stop goofy.
Not a significant needle-mover for the Sox, more interested in seeing how Dick Fitts in with the Cardinals’ plans.
Major league source confirms Jon Heyman’s report that the Red Sox are acquiring RHP Sonny Gray from the Cardinals. Return to StL isn’t yet known, as players are being notified of the deal.
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Not a significant needle-mover for the Sox, more interested in seeing how Dick Fitts in with the Cardinals’ plans.
Let’s not make a big deal out of this. It’s just a little Strong Bad email.
Lappier Than Thou - Sbemails 210 - robots
The Cheat goes undercover to infiltrate the robot characters that hardly ever show up.
homestarrunner.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Let’s not make a big deal out of this. It’s just a little Strong Bad email.
🎶She calls me Goliath
And I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are comin’
Too fast for her now🎶
And I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are comin’
Too fast for her now🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
🎶She calls me Goliath
And I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are comin’
Too fast for her now🎶
And I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are comin’
Too fast for her now🎶
My kid, who is quite possibly the laziest skater on the team, has somehow transformed into an absolute sniper. Third multi-goal game of the season.
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My kid, who is quite possibly the laziest skater on the team, has somehow transformed into an absolute sniper. Third multi-goal game of the season.
Inspiration for one of my greatest fantasy baseball team names ever.
Jack Cust
DH-LF-RF
Debut: 2001 - Retired: 2011
SDP - SEA - OAK - ARI - COL - BAL
DH-LF-RF
Debut: 2001 - Retired: 2011
SDP - SEA - OAK - ARI - COL - BAL
Jack Cust at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Jack Cust
baseball-reference.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Inspiration for one of my greatest fantasy baseball team names ever.
Syla “Liquid” Swords
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Syla “Liquid” Swords