Tom
@tommymagicpants.bsky.social
Bon viveur, raconteur, voyeur, frotteur. Trade plate twat, occasional DJ and consumer of #cans. Proud contributor to View From The Allotment End, the premier North Ferriby FC fanzine.
It doesn't get any better than this.
An Audience with Kenneth Williams (23rd December 1983). Ken shares a Dame Edith Evans story.
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It doesn't get any better than this.
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People who don’t believe there is such a thing as societal decline also have to answer why every day you go to the supermarket and more and more perfectly edible and enjoyable cheese is being ruined with pointless bits of dried fruit inside it.
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
People who don’t believe there is such a thing as societal decline also have to answer why every day you go to the supermarket and more and more perfectly edible and enjoyable cheese is being ruined with pointless bits of dried fruit inside it.
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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All rivalry apart. On social media there will be great looking Christmas dinners and awful looking Christmas dinners, but none of them will taste worse than Jake Pauls that he's drinking through a straw. And that warms the fucking cockles of my heart, the Quaver chin cunt
December 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
All rivalry apart. On social media there will be great looking Christmas dinners and awful looking Christmas dinners, but none of them will taste worse than Jake Pauls that he's drinking through a straw. And that warms the fucking cockles of my heart, the Quaver chin cunt
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One long thread I did at the other place was on shopping centre postcards. So, get ready for it again - I’ll try and add one each day. Tragically, they are all filed alphabetically. So, we start in Accrington, and an odd-looking clock outside Dixons in the Arndale Centre:
August 26, 2024 at 8:55 PM
One long thread I did at the other place was on shopping centre postcards. So, get ready for it again - I’ll try and add one each day. Tragically, they are all filed alphabetically. So, we start in Accrington, and an odd-looking clock outside Dixons in the Arndale Centre:
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Half Ma’am Half Brisket
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Half Ma’am Half Brisket
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For all the talk of City being an 'entertaining' side, we've toughed out a couple of wins this season. Always good to know you have it in your locker #hcafc
December 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
For all the talk of City being an 'entertaining' side, we've toughed out a couple of wins this season. Always good to know you have it in your locker #hcafc
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Yay, it's the most wonderful time of the year! Come and see us on Boxing Day, or get your copy through the post.
Here is issue 29 of our #FerribyFanzine. Thank you to all our contributors, as always. It'll be on sale at our Brid Town Boxing Day game, outside from 12.30.
£3. 56pp
All profits to Mysterious Minds mysteriousminds.co.uk
You can also buy online via
vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view...
Pls RT 🙏
£3. 56pp
All profits to Mysterious Minds mysteriousminds.co.uk
You can also buy online via
vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view...
Pls RT 🙏
Mysterious Minds | Suicide Prevention | Suicide and Mental Health Support | Hull | United Kingdom
Mysterious Minds is a Hull based foundation offering support to bereaved families and raising awareness of mental health. We are a non profit organisation, any donations are to help the families berea...
mysteriousminds.co.uk
December 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Yay, it's the most wonderful time of the year! Come and see us on Boxing Day, or get your copy through the post.
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Here is issue 29 of our #FerribyFanzine. Thank you to all our contributors, as always. It'll be on sale at our Brid Town Boxing Day game, outside from 12.30.
£3. 56pp
All profits to Mysterious Minds mysteriousminds.co.uk
You can also buy online via
vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view...
Pls RT 🙏
£3. 56pp
All profits to Mysterious Minds mysteriousminds.co.uk
You can also buy online via
vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view...
Pls RT 🙏
Mysterious Minds | Suicide Prevention | Suicide and Mental Health Support | Hull | United Kingdom
Mysterious Minds is a Hull based foundation offering support to bereaved families and raising awareness of mental health. We are a non profit organisation, any donations are to help the families berea...
mysteriousminds.co.uk
December 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Here is issue 29 of our #FerribyFanzine. Thank you to all our contributors, as always. It'll be on sale at our Brid Town Boxing Day game, outside from 12.30.
£3. 56pp
All profits to Mysterious Minds mysteriousminds.co.uk
You can also buy online via
vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view...
Pls RT 🙏
£3. 56pp
All profits to Mysterious Minds mysteriousminds.co.uk
You can also buy online via
vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view...
Pls RT 🙏
England #TheAshes
Ship Sinking Ship GIF
ALT: Ship Sinking Ship GIF
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
England #TheAshes
Why was Sports Personality on last night? What's wrong with Sunday? And they gave it to a golfist as well, fuck sakes
December 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Why was Sports Personality on last night? What's wrong with Sunday? And they gave it to a golfist as well, fuck sakes
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67 today. Happy birthday Limahl from Kajagoogoo.
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
67 today. Happy birthday Limahl from Kajagoogoo.
Ah, the lurgy. I've been expecting you
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room with the word bastard written on the screen .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room with the word bastard written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Ah, the lurgy. I've been expecting you
Techbrostein Island
Belgian crypto billionaire Olivier Janssens is planning to establish a "libertarian community" with its own legal system in Saint Kitts and Nevis.
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the ‘Dubai of the Caribbean’
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the 'Dubai of the Caribbean'
www.brusselstimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Techbrostein Island
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Fed up with one of the neighbours always showing off with the Christmas lights. So this year I said I'd organise the rest of the street.
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Fed up with one of the neighbours always showing off with the Christmas lights. So this year I said I'd organise the rest of the street.
Employment rights bill signed off, Erasmus re-started and a trade deal with South Korea, all within the last 24 hours.
But please, tell me how this government is 'doing fuck all'? Or do we only shout about the rubbish stuff now?
But please, tell me how this government is 'doing fuck all'? Or do we only shout about the rubbish stuff now?
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Employment rights bill signed off, Erasmus re-started and a trade deal with South Korea, all within the last 24 hours.
But please, tell me how this government is 'doing fuck all'? Or do we only shout about the rubbish stuff now?
But please, tell me how this government is 'doing fuck all'? Or do we only shout about the rubbish stuff now?
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And just like that, the historic Employment Rights Bill lands. Sick pay from day one. Day-one parental leave. Unfair dismissal rights after six months. Ban fire-and-rehire. Bereavement leave. Protections for pregnant women. Tougher redundancy rules. Fair Work Agency to enforce rights. #ukpolitics
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
And just like that, the historic Employment Rights Bill lands. Sick pay from day one. Day-one parental leave. Unfair dismissal rights after six months. Ban fire-and-rehire. Bereavement leave. Protections for pregnant women. Tougher redundancy rules. Fair Work Agency to enforce rights. #ukpolitics
Cautious optimism abound, but you can already hear several people's arseholes yawning widely.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS🚨
Starmer orders investigation into foreign election interference.
🇷🇺 What will this mean for those persistent Russian links to our elections?
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uks-starmer-orders-probe-into-foreign-election-interference-after-ex-reform-2025-12-16/
Starmer orders investigation into foreign election interference.
🇷🇺 What will this mean for those persistent Russian links to our elections?
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uks-starmer-orders-probe-into-foreign-election-interference-after-ex-reform-2025-12-16/
UK's Starmer orders probe into foreign election interference after ex-Reform politician jailed, Times reports
British Prime Minister Keir Starmer has ordered a probe into foreign election interference after a former senior member of Reform UK was jailed for taking bribes to promote Russian interests in the Eu...
www.reuters.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Cautious optimism abound, but you can already hear several people's arseholes yawning widely.