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One of those people Drake was talking about when he said “y’all sleep at the Sheraton” Guess we’re doing this again 🦜🚮 I was using emdashes aggressively before chatGPT was even born.

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Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 16h

He’s always been one of those “no no no Lankford is one of the good ones” types when he’s just as much a radicalized carnival barker as MJT.

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 16h

Shocked SHOCKED I tell you that this pathetic excuse for a man was coddled by a helicopter Karen. How embarrassing.

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 16h

For those asking who this is about www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Platner says he’ll remove tattoo that resembles Nazi symbol

His former political director said he "knows damn well" what the tattoo signifies.

www.politico.com

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Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 1d

YUP.

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 1d

We would literally walk out of this movie.

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Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 1d

Good lord is that well said.

The man who famously has only given away 100s of millions of his $500b wants us to believe he’s suddenly going to be a hybrid Scrooge McDuck and the Grinch cruising down the mountain throwing high income salaries to all us jobless Whos. He thinks we’re total suckers.

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 1d

I too was expecting that to be the talk track. Perhaps for once he realized how absurd that would sound.

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 1d

Brilliant idea and sad that you even have to say this vs just watching the dems DO this on TV. I truly don’t understand why these layups get missed over and over from the dems.

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 1d

Also - there’s NOTHING more pressing than his little Mar a Lago North plans? Embarrassing an American president has time to chair the party planning committee.

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 4d

How is this real???

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 4d

Behind deciding to run for reelection after telling us all he was a transition president, garland is a close second for bidens biggest fuck ups.

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 4d

Remember when the media would breathlessly report the days Biden did the actual job of being president but just did it from his home in Delaware? That was cute.

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 4d

This is such childish irrational behavior too. Are they just going to do this…forever?

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 6d

Hahaha so good.

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 8d

Let’s not forget - they said this about COVID shots and they were similarly blowing hot air then

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 11d

“Theocratic libertarian” is contradictory, hypocritical, and aggressively stupid all rolled into one.

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 11d

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 11d

The Hatch act has to be one of the most toothless laws ever written. We all know this is nakedly illegal and nothing ever gets enforced. Good news: I did not see this at JFK today.

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Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 11d

a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup

ALT: a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup

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Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 11d

Everyone needs to quit TikTok. Period.

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 11d

He’s been drifting right for years

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 11d

Is anybody buying this poppycock? These lies are so lazy and easily provable to be false

Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 11d

Was Leo just trolling that they didn’t actually film in vistavision? He said something to the effect of “Paul just threw on a filter in post, it was just basically an instagram filter”

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 11d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Tom from Twitter 🚫👑 @tomlavan.bsky.social · 11d

To be fair, there are rocks that could moderate more interesting discussions than O’Donnell.

Separately: does anybody care what either Hillary or Condi has to say anymore?