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@tomlavan.bsky.social
One of those people Drake was talking about when he said “y’all sleep at the Sheraton”
Guess we’re doing this again 🦜🚮
I was using emdashes aggressively before chatGPT was even born.
Guess we’re doing this again 🦜🚮
I was using emdashes aggressively before chatGPT was even born.
That policy worked, too. I fly a lot and while that was in place there were definitely a lot less inexplicable delays.
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
That policy worked, too. I fly a lot and while that was in place there were definitely a lot less inexplicable delays.
Republicans:
Free markets!
Individual liberties!
Guns for everybody!
De-regulation!
Also republicans: that deal [with 2 very high profile, well argued court case precedents] will never go through without specific approval from the faux king sitting in a WH that is half rubble.
Free markets!
Individual liberties!
Guns for everybody!
De-regulation!
Also republicans: that deal [with 2 very high profile, well argued court case precedents] will never go through without specific approval from the faux king sitting in a WH that is half rubble.
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Republicans:
Free markets!
Individual liberties!
Guns for everybody!
De-regulation!
Also republicans: that deal [with 2 very high profile, well argued court case precedents] will never go through without specific approval from the faux king sitting in a WH that is half rubble.
Free markets!
Individual liberties!
Guns for everybody!
De-regulation!
Also republicans: that deal [with 2 very high profile, well argued court case precedents] will never go through without specific approval from the faux king sitting in a WH that is half rubble.
I actually buy his view on 10 vs 9 FWIW - Kill Bill was one movie and super producer Harvey Weinstein of all people convinced him to cut it in half.
And to your point Scorsese is still clocking some pretty strong work imho
And to your point Scorsese is still clocking some pretty strong work imho
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I actually buy his view on 10 vs 9 FWIW - Kill Bill was one movie and super producer Harvey Weinstein of all people convinced him to cut it in half.
And to your point Scorsese is still clocking some pretty strong work imho
And to your point Scorsese is still clocking some pretty strong work imho
Anybody heard from Let’s go Brandon Carr? He went underground after getting owned by Jimmy
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Anybody heard from Let’s go Brandon Carr? He went underground after getting owned by Jimmy
Oh boy. I’m excited for this one @michaelhobbes.bsky.social.
Potential spoiler from me: I thought that the Kara Swisher-esque feedback a la “Isaacson didn’t CALL him an asshole wtf” was unwarranted. If you read that book, you leave it thinking musk is a charlatan asshole w/o the editorial
Potential spoiler from me: I thought that the Kara Swisher-esque feedback a la “Isaacson didn’t CALL him an asshole wtf” was unwarranted. If you read that book, you leave it thinking musk is a charlatan asshole w/o the editorial
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Oh boy. I’m excited for this one @michaelhobbes.bsky.social.
Potential spoiler from me: I thought that the Kara Swisher-esque feedback a la “Isaacson didn’t CALL him an asshole wtf” was unwarranted. If you read that book, you leave it thinking musk is a charlatan asshole w/o the editorial
Potential spoiler from me: I thought that the Kara Swisher-esque feedback a la “Isaacson didn’t CALL him an asshole wtf” was unwarranted. If you read that book, you leave it thinking musk is a charlatan asshole w/o the editorial
Which is VERY funny because anyone that knows anything about early American history knows that GW had a meek/ small voice despite all the partially-to-mostly true warrior mythology. Here’s how chat GPT described what his voice likely sounded like:
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Which is VERY funny because anyone that knows anything about early American history knows that GW had a meek/ small voice despite all the partially-to-mostly true warrior mythology. Here’s how chat GPT described what his voice likely sounded like:
Wait that’s wild I didn’t even know this existed. He’s in this weird place now where he doesn’t want to renege his “I’m doing 10 movies and that’s it” pledge but the knock-on effects of that have been bad. This disaster Yuki project, handing off the once upon a time in H-wood spin-off etc
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Wait that’s wild I didn’t even know this existed. He’s in this weird place now where he doesn’t want to renege his “I’m doing 10 movies and that’s it” pledge but the knock-on effects of that have been bad. This disaster Yuki project, handing off the once upon a time in H-wood spin-off etc
Really weird shade from Tarantino. And like why now that movie was over a decade ago
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Really weird shade from Tarantino. And like why now that movie was over a decade ago
Also…more broadly the federal government can’t do this right? What’s the point of states if the feds can just tell them all how to regulate themselves and the businesses operating within them
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Also…more broadly the federal government can’t do this right? What’s the point of states if the feds can just tell them all how to regulate themselves and the businesses operating within them
The fact that half of America thinks this man is some sort of bastion of masculinity is a failure at the highest order. This is a 6 year old getting his toys taken away and being told “no Donnie you can’t have a 14th cookie.” Infantile feet stomping whining.
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The fact that half of America thinks this man is some sort of bastion of masculinity is a failure at the highest order. This is a 6 year old getting his toys taken away and being told “no Donnie you can’t have a 14th cookie.” Infantile feet stomping whining.
Comparing YT to Warner Brothers is part of our problem. Not saying it’s wrong, just a bleak indicator of the state of affairs.
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Comparing YT to Warner Brothers is part of our problem. Not saying it’s wrong, just a bleak indicator of the state of affairs.
Are you suggesting that person could ever in a million years be Kristen Welker? You must be new to the program.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Are you suggesting that person could ever in a million years be Kristen Welker? You must be new to the program.
Petty grievance of man I truly cannot stand but who TF sits like this?
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Petty grievance of man I truly cannot stand but who TF sits like this?
And that they let the intern whose dad was friends with Tussaud do the Stallone one
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
And that they let the intern whose dad was friends with Tussaud do the Stallone one
This man could and would be cast in a Hallmark movie as “scum bag politician #2”
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This man could and would be cast in a Hallmark movie as “scum bag politician #2”
One of these times I want one of these Sunday show goons to say “if the ratings of this show are so low, why did you throw on a suit to come here and talk on a Sunday morning?”
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
One of these times I want one of these Sunday show goons to say “if the ratings of this show are so low, why did you throw on a suit to come here and talk on a Sunday morning?”
Because George owes Bob Iger 16m in Trump bribes already.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Because George owes Bob Iger 16m in Trump bribes already.
Bottom right is super meme-able (and hilarious)
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bottom right is super meme-able (and hilarious)
“Scandal-plagued scribe” is some sub zero shade.
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“Scandal-plagued scribe” is some sub zero shade.
We did not need this reporting to know this was exactly what happened. These people are monsters. I truly don’t see how ICE persists as an organization if we have a country after this administration.
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
We did not need this reporting to know this was exactly what happened. These people are monsters. I truly don’t see how ICE persists as an organization if we have a country after this administration.
And the NYT would lend him their ink again if he asked
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
And the NYT would lend him their ink again if he asked
Seems like you might be new to Welkers role in the media ecosystem - intentionally or accidentally that’s her entire job. And she crushes it.
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Seems like you might be new to Welkers role in the media ecosystem - intentionally or accidentally that’s her entire job. And she crushes it.
Cool frame CNN! The idea that CNN had corporate baggage and not the other way around, is them actually publishing fake news for once
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Cool frame CNN! The idea that CNN had corporate baggage and not the other way around, is them actually publishing fake news for once
Steyer is running for governor to continue to run my state - and the 5th largest world economy - into the ground. Let’s keep his focus on that and not listen to anything this perennial political loser has to say about national politics k?
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Steyer is running for governor to continue to run my state - and the 5th largest world economy - into the ground. Let’s keep his focus on that and not listen to anything this perennial political loser has to say about national politics k?
I personally still love that he’s attempting to sell the American electorate that building a gaudy ballroom via bribes - both foreign and domestic - is a better plan than taxpayer funds
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I personally still love that he’s attempting to sell the American electorate that building a gaudy ballroom via bribes - both foreign and domestic - is a better plan than taxpayer funds