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If I was stuck on a desert island and could only bring one book, I’d probably die of exposure (KITH)
Burn
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@masonfidino.bsky.social check out these toes
Would you like to watch Hattie Mae eat some snacks?
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Jfc
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You’re a mean one Mr Grinch is the ultimate dis track
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I will always repost this
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m baking a cake (in addition to pumpkin pie) for Thanksgiving. Vote with your likes.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sammies too
🚨PEEVE ALERT🚨

Outrage/Threat Level: Mildly Irksome

When restaurant menus refer to sandwiches as “handhelds”
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
So this is the thing we can be bipartisan about? SMH

www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Senate Agrees to Quickly Move Bill Seeking Release of Epstein Files to Trump
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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one cool thing about being a millennial is that I got to do my embarrassing public meltdowns on AIM and Xanga and now they're just gone forever. poor gen z kids haunted forever by a bad tiktok. or like, boomers bickle-posting under local news. there should be a kind of bankruptcy for your reputation
January 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
LinkedIn is a capitalist cesspool
Heh I just saw a LinkedIn post arguing that we definitely know workplace AI is so much more capable than we think because of COURSE the companies that are having massive productivity gains are keeping details of their AI use under wraps in order to maintain a competitive advantage.
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Not the Onion
A man in Pennsylvania had been cleaning a shotgun and placed it on the bed. Officers were informed that “a dog had jumped up onto the bed, causing the shotgun to go off, which openly struck the male.”
Dog Accidentally Shoots and Injures a Pennsylvania Man, Police Say
The man had been cleaning a shotgun and placed it on the bed shortly before it was fired. He received treatment at an area hospital.
nyti.ms
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Someone has definitely put the Epstein email in ChatGPT by now, right
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Fuck Spotify.
Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Migraine not stomach ache
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This popped up as I was loudly complaining about having to wait 30 minutes for my phone to update before I could log in
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’ll admit it
With a shatter, the sweet, crunchy crust yields to a mouthful of perfectly seasoned, perfectly sauced spaghetti. nyti.ms/4hrt6oa
October 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There has to be a better way to secure online systems than texting my phone.
October 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Pandas, snow leopards...and bacteria. A newly formed team of scientists is setting out to conserve the world's diversity of microbes. Here's my story: nyti.ms/47vEfRC
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
He loves it when you tell him he's right.
October 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM