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ToastGhost (Snow-Wing)

@toastghost.bsky.social

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They/Them - 18+ Only - ΘΔ Fascist punks fuck off Buddhist/Zen/Spiritualist Some kind of MLP OC Former EMT/Hospital Worker linktr.ee/SnowPony

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ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · Oct 13

Is there where I do drugs and post song lyrics???

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 1d

what would you do if there was no quest 64?

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ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 1d

I'm going to try anyway

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 1d

If I see Scolipede on my timeline two more times I am going to use my psychic powers to kill Elon Musk's robo gooner wife.

Wait my psychic powers don't work on machines. I keep forgetting that.

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 1d

other people: "I should eat healthier and exercise more"
me, internally: "ZELDA, DUKE ONKLED IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE EVIL FORCES OF GANON. I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID HIM!"
me, externally: (sound of hooves against keyboard)

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 1d

Every time you like a quote-skeet it should like EVERY quoted thing in that entire chain of skeets, then also when you quote tweet it should inform everyone on the timeline that something happened. As new bluesky CEO, I will throw fascists into oversized blenders after driving to their house, and

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 1d

It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House

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ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 3d

Neopets at the age of 7 introduced me to webforums, petplay, and TF. All in all a fortunate occurrence.

The Entity Formerly Known As Birthday Boy @woofularunit.bsky.social · Nov 18

poorly explain how YOU became a furry

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ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 3d

None of this shit was.

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 3d

"Donald Trump posts AI hyper scat videos" was not on my bingo card.

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 3d

damn am i the vice president because i am couch locked

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ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 7d

I fucking hate how jpmorgan could solve world hunger with their billions of imaginary dollars they have sitting around, but instead we get more stadiums and crypto electrical dumps. All worthless in the end.

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 8d

If you ever pepperball me while I'm in a fursuit, I will simply laugh and fire a rocket missile

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 12d

Tablets in my pocket at the Easter soiree
Bouncing off the carpet in line for the TSA

Band of Horses - Crutch (Official Lyric Video)

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ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 13d

I'm scrolling more but posting less. This is an imbalance. I will simply stop scrolling.

Damn that urge to scroll be strong, though.

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 14d

hell yeah kobold

Nora's Kobold Bot @koboldbot.bsky.social · 14d

kobold who is getting quite stoned

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 19d

If I see that waffle one more time I'm going to go feral.

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 19d

Bad look, dude.

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 20d

If you see this, QRT with a gif of your first anime

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 20d

I do not care if you're dunking on it, I do not want to see the AI video bullshit. Not at the fake walmart, not at the second fake walmart, not on the glass bridge, not anywhere! I will scroll past it, and scroll when it pops up again 2 posts later.

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 22d

Grok in a screenshot? Ban. Trump in a picture? Ban. Any white supremacist's words even if just a verbatim report of what they said? Flag for removal. If hired to the bsky moderation team I will draw in traffic by WHATEVER MEANS POSSIBLE.

jk I shouldn't be hired by anyone, don't quote me on that.

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 24d

I have been advised by my compadres that I should do nothing for the GOP. Not for free, and not unless it sabotages or hinders their efforts.

However if you would like to join transtifa just reply "good work comrade" and I'll give you the location of our secret gender neutral bathroom.

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 25d

I shall create the ultimate boogeyman for the GOP: Transtifa!

Please don't get this confused with Trans Tifa, the upcoming star of my next Final Fantasy Fanfic.

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 25d

stay safe, john antifa

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 25d

Please stop fabricating evidence! This goes for all criminals, not just the ones reading my posts! There's more productive things you could be doing, like running a food cart, sabotaging LLMs, or stealing from cryptofascists and giving it to impoverished minorities!

ToastGhost (Snow-Wing) @toastghost.bsky.social · 28d

I don't know who needs to hear this but please stop engraving words on your ammunition.