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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 20m

Cheney straining every sinew to bring about the imperial presidency only to see it go to trump, then endorsing Harris, was the very pinnacle of, “no, not like that.” Small pleasures to be found, I suppose.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 1h

It’s worse than that! Onions are extremely bad for dogs! If he had thrown the sandwich at the dog, it would have been way more serious!

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h

[Dick Cheney on his way to hell] My belief is I will, in fact, be greeted as a liberator

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 15h

"His wife, who is known to pin you to the spot with her imperious gaze, was also capable of dismantling the hopes of a long established political dynasty with what most outside observers characterize as, 'contemptuous ease.'"

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 18h

The Hat Man who lurks at the edge of your sleep paralysis has endorsed Cuomo

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 21h

When Paul was on the road to Damascus, the scales weren’t the only thing that came off. (“Pony” starts playing)

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 21h

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 21h

“The Bench” is a bunch of 70 year-olds.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 1d

600,000 TikTok’s with “Witchita Lineman” playing in the background.

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victordlombardi.bsky.social @victordlombardi.bsky.social · 1d

New graffiti art in my Rogers Park, Chicago, neighborhood.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 1d

… the dead shall walk the Earth?

tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 1d

Now I'm even more intrigued. Did they give a reason? I'd laugh my ass off they delayed it in honor of the Gulf War, but that was two years prior.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 1d

Proud Hey Ya voter in 2025. Give it to Outkast every year and settle the issue for good.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 1d

I'm curious why the kids didn't award anything in 1993.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 1d

There's an episode where the criminals of the week taint the crime scene forensics by spraying tons of hair fragments all over the scene, and while I thought that was clever, my stomach still churns a little when I think about how you go about getting tons of strangers' hair and skin cells.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 1d

People will hold these series in greater regard, and they'll influence whatever comes after cyberpunk, and in 40 years people will be arguing that it can't be Neo-cyberpunk if it isn't set in or obviously filmed in Vancouver.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 1d

The silver lining to this bears defense being so leaky is that the offense can be relied upon to win shootouts.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 2d

The discourse around The Lobby at the winter meetings, and how it just isn't the same as it used to be. These folks are going to get their introduction to Scott Boras takes and it's gonna hit them like the plague hit Europe.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 2d

Every sports fan since forever, including (somehow) Yankees and Patriots fans.

tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 2d

In one of the replay angles for that catch, you can see Hernandez had his mouth open, and I like to think he was just screaming the whole time he was tracking the ball, the way a lot of us did in little league.

Then he got trucked by another player, also the way a lot of us did in little league.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 2d

It's not good for my mental health that I'm looking at these last two defensive plays and thinking that the White Sox would have lost the World Series twice.

tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 2d

Also, an uncle, but that could very well fall under "Dan from Jiffy Lube"

tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 2d

I fucking gasped. I'll admit it.

tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 2d

Apparently one of the best washers and dryers you can buy are from the people who supply laundromats, and delight in the name “Speed Queen.” Just sheet metal, clicky knobs and switches and run forever.