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In Utah but not OF Utah
Remember when your Barbie's head would pop off the ball joint so you'd jam it back on her neck and keep playing, only now she looked wrong?
Just asking. No reason.
Just asking. No reason.
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Remember when your Barbie's head would pop off the ball joint so you'd jam it back on her neck and keep playing, only now she looked wrong?
Just asking. No reason.
Just asking. No reason.
In his bank accounts
So… he’s giving them their own money?
Where’s the tariff money?
Where’s the tariff money?
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In his bank accounts
These boys were raised right.
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
These boys were raised right.
I'm sorry, y'all
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm sorry, y'all
Yeah, but those damned ebikes
Cars are now being programmed to violate traffic rules. What could go wrong?
Me, in @fastcompany.com. (no paywall)
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Me, in @fastcompany.com. (no paywall)
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Tesla’s ‘Mad Max mode’ points to a big problem for self-driving cars
Mad Max mode exposes a risk for AV innovation. To stay competitive, computer-powered cars are emulating human drivers.
www.fastcompany.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Yeah, but those damned ebikes
Oh they care, they'd just prefer you die.
Murderers. And now moving on to killing American citizens next by taking away their healthcare.
THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE.
THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE.
December 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Oh they care, they'd just prefer you die.
And to think I did all this for FREE. You're WELCOME, son!
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
And to think I did all this for FREE. You're WELCOME, son!
All over my city we have those silly non-damaging bollards in place of curbs or actual bollards bc we wouldn't want to actually damage someone's car if they drive into an area they're not supposed to be, right?
Signs will never enforce safe driving behavior like proper designs. Recklessness should have immediate consequences for the motorists, not the people or infrastructure outside of cars.
Someone in my neighborhood took serious exception to the speed humps...
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
All over my city we have those silly non-damaging bollards in place of curbs or actual bollards bc we wouldn't want to actually damage someone's car if they drive into an area they're not supposed to be, right?
All those danged e-bikes ruining our cities.
A Price woman was killed after she was struck by a while while leaving a work-related Christmas party near a school.
https://bit.ly/3XYeGmR
https://bit.ly/3XYeGmR
Price woman dies after auto-pedestrian crash after leaving Christmas party
A 64-year-old Price woman has died after she struck by a car while attending a work-related Christmas Party on Wednesday evening.
kutv.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
All those danged e-bikes ruining our cities.
On January 20, 2028 when someone else takes office and the dumpster fire left behind by the maga raiders is immediately that new admin's fault.
So now that we’ve pretty much completely abandoned the whole “on Day 1” thing; and “in two weeks” & “next quarter” didn’t work out too well either, what is the date when MAGA will agree that it is definitely Donald Trump’s economy and everything won’t be Biden’s fault?
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
On January 20, 2028 when someone else takes office and the dumpster fire left behind by the maga raiders is immediately that new admin's fault.
Mmmmm . . . arsenic dust
Visible dust being blown up from the Great Salt Lake by the southerly winds today. Crazy that Utah still doesn’t have a warning system for this
December 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Mmmmm . . . arsenic dust
All the "and it came to pass" and "wherefore he didst go down unto the land Zarahemla" sits comfortably next to KJV language but sounds WACKY anywhere else.
"Mama why does the Book of Mormon sound so . . . WEIRD?" will soon be a shelf item for tons of young Mos.
"Mama why does the Book of Mormon sound so . . . WEIRD?" will soon be a shelf item for tons of young Mos.
It'll be interesting to see how this plays out when the Book of Mormon suddenly starts reading differently than the Bible to members. I suspect a big chunk of the member's perception of the Book of Mormon as authentic comes from the fact that it "sounds" Biblical.
For the first time, Latter-day Saints are being encouraged to seek out modern translations of the Bible to further their studies.
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
All the "and it came to pass" and "wherefore he didst go down unto the land Zarahemla" sits comfortably next to KJV language but sounds WACKY anywhere else.
"Mama why does the Book of Mormon sound so . . . WEIRD?" will soon be a shelf item for tons of young Mos.
"Mama why does the Book of Mormon sound so . . . WEIRD?" will soon be a shelf item for tons of young Mos.
Because their plan is to let people die.
Literally that's it. Can't afford insurance? Too sick to work? Have a disability? If you don't provide enough economic value to the system, you should die.
Literally that's it. Can't afford insurance? Too sick to work? Have a disability? If you don't provide enough economic value to the system, you should die.
#GVerse #BreakingNews
Rep. Chip Roy has a complete meltdown because his fellow Republicans have failed to address healthcare, offering "milquetoast garbage," says all members of Congress need to go.
15 years, not even a concept of a plan.
Republicans are to blame.
Rep. Chip Roy has a complete meltdown because his fellow Republicans have failed to address healthcare, offering "milquetoast garbage," says all members of Congress need to go.
15 years, not even a concept of a plan.
Republicans are to blame.
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Because their plan is to let people die.
Literally that's it. Can't afford insurance? Too sick to work? Have a disability? If you don't provide enough economic value to the system, you should die.
Literally that's it. Can't afford insurance? Too sick to work? Have a disability? If you don't provide enough economic value to the system, you should die.
It's wild to me how hard they go for a guy they apparently knew absolutely nothing about.
So Hard To Lie, When We Always Bring In The Receipts...
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It's wild to me how hard they go for a guy they apparently knew absolutely nothing about.
"Ah yes, the character of my neighborhood," she says gazing over the rows of 1960's split-levels, "must not be sullied."
Completely obliterating the neighborhood character. What a disgrace… just kidding, be like Portland
In Portland, they're putting six 850 sf townhome units with no parking on 50'x100' lots
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"Ah yes, the character of my neighborhood," she says gazing over the rows of 1960's split-levels, "must not be sullied."
The way we've gone from "No, Brother Joseph didn't actually PRACTICE plural marriage" to buzzfeed-style listicles about his ten *teenaged* wives in my lifetime is wild.
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The way we've gone from "No, Brother Joseph didn't actually PRACTICE plural marriage" to buzzfeed-style listicles about his ten *teenaged* wives in my lifetime is wild.
The boundary is mine. I'm the one holding it. You can respect it and be part of my life, or you won't be part of my life. It's that simple.
These people are mad when they should be sad and that's kind of the whole thing, huh?
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The boundary is mine. I'm the one holding it. You can respect it and be part of my life, or you won't be part of my life. It's that simple.
Tahani tried to warn us
December 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Tahani tried to warn us
Republicans LOVE gender affirming care.
Is she having an allergic reaction to her lip liner or are those the lip filler pokey holes ?
Once had a conversation with a photographer who explained that a portrait wasn't supposed to offer dermatological documentation. He would gently blur photos (keeping the eyes and mouth crisp) to present people in the best light.
Just thinking of that as I look at this photo of Leavitt in VF.
Just thinking of that as I look at this photo of Leavitt in VF.
December 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Republicans LOVE gender affirming care.
I know if I had $3000 put in my pocket I'd notice IMMEDIATELY. What do these assholes think our bank accounts look like?
Q: How does the administration plan to lower costs and how long might it take for Americans to experience it?
JD VANCE: If the American people had $3,000 taken out of their pocket, it's gonna take a little bit of time before they really feel it's been put back in their pocket
JD VANCE: If the American people had $3,000 taken out of their pocket, it's gonna take a little bit of time before they really feel it's been put back in their pocket
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I know if I had $3000 put in my pocket I'd notice IMMEDIATELY. What do these assholes think our bank accounts look like?
Seriously find me ONE person who cannot quote either 1) Inigo Montoya's vengeance oath or 2) the Cruise/Nicholson, "You want answers? I think I'm entitled . . ." dialogue.
They might not know the name but they love the movies
They might not know the name but they love the movies
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Seriously find me ONE person who cannot quote either 1) Inigo Montoya's vengeance oath or 2) the Cruise/Nicholson, "You want answers? I think I'm entitled . . ." dialogue.
They might not know the name but they love the movies
They might not know the name but they love the movies
See, he's been working 22 hours a day and only interacts with the internet to watch cat videos on the toilet.
Mike Johnson didn’t see this post.
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
See, he's been working 22 hours a day and only interacts with the internet to watch cat videos on the toilet.
I'm a little surprised that Mike Lee hasn't officially cosigned, since he thinks non-Magas getting murdered in their homes is a thing to joke about
Let’s hope the shift continues and that Massie and Greene are not the only (R)s with the guts to be vocal about the depravity of the goddamn U.S. President real soon.
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm a little surprised that Mike Lee hasn't officially cosigned, since he thinks non-Magas getting murdered in their homes is a thing to joke about
Stop trying to make Erika Kirk happen
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Stop trying to make Erika Kirk happen
I 100% do not want to be a *consumer* of healthcare.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I 100% do not want to be a *consumer* of healthcare.