Tisapanda
@tisapanda.bsky.social
I live off of D&D, MTG and puns. 🌈🍉 Rip sims 4. I loved you while it lasted.
I've made 5lbs of mashed potatoes, I got 9lbs of pork cooking. I am exhausted. Idk how the cooks in my family did it.
December 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I've made 5lbs of mashed potatoes, I got 9lbs of pork cooking. I am exhausted. Idk how the cooks in my family did it.
I was raised by not only Southern women, but also Irish and Appalachian women. So forgive me if I think 9lbs of pork butt and 5lbs of potatoes isn't enough for 14 people.
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I was raised by not only Southern women, but also Irish and Appalachian women. So forgive me if I think 9lbs of pork butt and 5lbs of potatoes isn't enough for 14 people.
I put us in matching Ebony Valkyrie armor. He is snatched and tucked to the gods.
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I put us in matching Ebony Valkyrie armor. He is snatched and tucked to the gods.
Also, here is Jesper waiting for me while I get married to Roggi Knot-Beard. Roggi is a good father to our vampire child, Daniel and makes good money. But Jesper is my true love. Sorry, Erik, you were replaced.
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Also, here is Jesper waiting for me while I get married to Roggi Knot-Beard. Roggi is a good father to our vampire child, Daniel and makes good money. But Jesper is my true love. Sorry, Erik, you were replaced.
I have married Jesper the Guard about three times now, and each time my heart flutters.
Now if I could also get Keith the Thief and we could be in tripod? I'd be over the moon.
Now if I could also get Keith the Thief and we could be in tripod? I'd be over the moon.
December 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I have married Jesper the Guard about three times now, and each time my heart flutters.
Now if I could also get Keith the Thief and we could be in tripod? I'd be over the moon.
Now if I could also get Keith the Thief and we could be in tripod? I'd be over the moon.
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I'd also like to say I'm not gonna do anything. I just didn't expect to make it to my 30s. I live out of pure spite at this point. I cannot die before the bitch that spawned me. And when I die and go to hell, if she's not there, I'm rioting and leaving.
December 18, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I'd also like to say I'm not gonna do anything. I just didn't expect to make it to my 30s. I live out of pure spite at this point. I cannot die before the bitch that spawned me. And when I die and go to hell, if she's not there, I'm rioting and leaving.
I am waiting for the day I get a call from HR about making jokes about offing myself. I don't know how to tell my coworkers that they should truly be worried when I STOP making those jokes. Right now, it's a coping mechanism. If I truly stop making those jokes while still not being medicated?? Oof.
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I am waiting for the day I get a call from HR about making jokes about offing myself. I don't know how to tell my coworkers that they should truly be worried when I STOP making those jokes. Right now, it's a coping mechanism. If I truly stop making those jokes while still not being medicated?? Oof.
I wish the universe would kiss me on the forehead, pat my head and call me a good lil bitch after it bends me over and fucks me raw.
Like is that too much to ask for?
Like is that too much to ask for?
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I wish the universe would kiss me on the forehead, pat my head and call me a good lil bitch after it bends me over and fucks me raw.
Like is that too much to ask for?
Like is that too much to ask for?
I've been sick all week with that super cold virus. This has been my favorite mug.
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I've been sick all week with that super cold virus. This has been my favorite mug.
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Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
Tell Congress: Require ICE to unmask and display clear identification
Contact Congress today!
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December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
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![hjartasalt - not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
[later] daddy has 5 days left to live](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreiadnbozgcit6s4zv4kwl3v7hiwvl44yfmebuhmpqgslhusqckufum@jpeg)
I finally watched season 2 of Hazbin Hotel and it's my favorite season. I love all of Angel Dust's songs, but I am very happy to get a song from him that doesn't trigger me, lol.
I hope Val dies in season 3. He is a fantastic villain and has the best lines but I need the moth to die.
I hope Val dies in season 3. He is a fantastic villain and has the best lines but I need the moth to die.
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I finally watched season 2 of Hazbin Hotel and it's my favorite season. I love all of Angel Dust's songs, but I am very happy to get a song from him that doesn't trigger me, lol.
I hope Val dies in season 3. He is a fantastic villain and has the best lines but I need the moth to die.
I hope Val dies in season 3. He is a fantastic villain and has the best lines but I need the moth to die.
I'm sick and what's the first thing I wanna do? Watch Star Trek; Next Generation.
a man playing a trumpet and a man playing a guitar are standing next to each other
ALT: a man playing a trumpet and a man playing a guitar are standing next to each other
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December 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm sick and what's the first thing I wanna do? Watch Star Trek; Next Generation.
I treated myself to an early Christmas present. I will be running this game for my roomies and players.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I treated myself to an early Christmas present. I will be running this game for my roomies and players.
I just realized there's not enough Game Tales (Skyrim Fandom with Jesper the Guard) fanfiction on A03. Thinking about fixing that.
And no I will not look at Wattpad.. I enjoy being on my high horse of never going there after the downfall of fanfiction . Net.
And before that it was geocities.
And no I will not look at Wattpad.. I enjoy being on my high horse of never going there after the downfall of fanfiction . Net.
And before that it was geocities.
a cartoon character says i 'm old yusuke in a green forest
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November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I just realized there's not enough Game Tales (Skyrim Fandom with Jesper the Guard) fanfiction on A03. Thinking about fixing that.
And no I will not look at Wattpad.. I enjoy being on my high horse of never going there after the downfall of fanfiction . Net.
And before that it was geocities.
And no I will not look at Wattpad.. I enjoy being on my high horse of never going there after the downfall of fanfiction . Net.
And before that it was geocities.
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I can see Jupiter tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I can see Jupiter tonight.
Listening to Oasis, Radiohead, Pearl Jam and Gin Blossoms has really affected my Tidal algorithm. It goes; oh you're sad? Here is even MORE sad music for your sad boy hours.
I'm gonna make a playlist and call it; Not now Kitten, the walls are closing in on Daddy.
Cause that's where I'm at mentally
I'm gonna make a playlist and call it; Not now Kitten, the walls are closing in on Daddy.
Cause that's where I'm at mentally
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Listening to Oasis, Radiohead, Pearl Jam and Gin Blossoms has really affected my Tidal algorithm. It goes; oh you're sad? Here is even MORE sad music for your sad boy hours.
I'm gonna make a playlist and call it; Not now Kitten, the walls are closing in on Daddy.
Cause that's where I'm at mentally
I'm gonna make a playlist and call it; Not now Kitten, the walls are closing in on Daddy.
Cause that's where I'm at mentally
I found a shirt that describes me perfectly. I just need it to mention I'm gay too.
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I found a shirt that describes me perfectly. I just need it to mention I'm gay too.
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I hope Kim Davis and every other homophobic piece of shit have the day they deserve. We win. You lose. My marriage is better than yours filled with hate.
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I hope Kim Davis and every other homophobic piece of shit have the day they deserve. We win. You lose. My marriage is better than yours filled with hate.
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Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.