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Timothy W. Long
@timwlong.bsky.social
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Aethon Books Author. I've written 30+ novels because no one has managed to take away my word processor yet. From horror to cozy fantasy, I’ve written it all. Currently turning dark lords into tavern keepers and readers into fans. 🍺📚
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 1d
Chapter five of Reborn as a Dark Lord, Book 3, just went live on Royal Road.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/9066...

#royalroad #webserial #darklords #chickenwings
Chapter Five | Book 3 - Reborn as a Dark Lord (A cozy-adjacent isekai)
The walking corpse stood a dozen feet away. It didn't advance, dance, or perform anything remotely dangerous. Its head swiveled as if to take in everyone. The creature gave me the creeps. Like the shi...
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 2d
Why yes - I have been busiererer.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 2d
Why yes - I have been busy. My first book from Aethon is out and about and selling quite well.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 3d
I've been away for a while. What'd I miss?
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Jun 6
Elon and Trump broke up during pride month? What a tragedy.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Apr 23
I'm back! The past few weeks have been a blast and a not so blast. 2 weeks in Europe, a week+ of a nasty cold, and Norwescon this past weekend. Here's a new Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover chapter on RR.

#royalroad #DarkLord #amwriting #webserial
www.royalroad.com/fiction/9824...
Thirty-Eight - The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover (A reverse Isekai)
The next morning, Morthisal arrived at the office building with a sense of purpose. He marched straight to Human Resources, determined to claim his rightful position as manager, or at the very least, ...
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Apr 9
What up, France?
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Apr 6
The food on #Uniworld is amazing.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Apr 3
Germany is freaking awesome.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Apr 1
The Cathedral of Cologne. #Majestic #Breathtaking #cologne
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 28
Awesome. See you at the con.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 28
Gearing up for a 10-hour flight.

Macbook, check.
Kindle, check.
Phone, check.
Ergo keyboard, check.
Snacks, check.
Enough USB cords to open a kiosk, check.
Meds, check.
And on and on. This is JUST in my carry-on.

#Eurotrip #london #amsterdam
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 28
Currently multiple books. I’ve apparently turned into a cozy fantasy author. 🤷‍♂️
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 28
Doesn’t ’touring castles’ sound like a business tax write off? Hell yeah it does.
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The Onion @theonion.com · Mar 26
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 27
Spending today packing for our trip to Basel tomorrow. Then we're off for a castle tour along the Rhine onboard the SS Antoinette with #uniworld. After that, we'll make a stop in Amsterdam before heading to London.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 25
This administration should be renamed Dumb and Dumberer.

#FuckingClownshow
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 16
Didn’t notice the Ides of March passed. Guess my enemies are really underachieving this year. 🔪

#IdesOfMarch #BetrayalSeason #EnemiesUnderperforming #WatchYourBack
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 16
Know what wasn't a slick movie? Longlegs. I literally LOL'd at the ending scene. Not enough Nicholas Cage. Ridiculous occult take. It would have been much better had this movie been set in the '70s. Great performances but a dumb plot.

#Longlegs #HorrorMovie #Horror #Movienight
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 15
Strange Darling was a hell of a slick movie. It skipped around between six chapters, and it somehow worked. The actors were terrific in this one—just a terrific serial killer movie.
#StrangeDarling #HorrorMovie #Horror #SerialKillerMovie
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 11
New merch has arrived!
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 11
Elon Musk is truly the world's dumbest smart guy.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 3
Some days, the hardest part of writing is dealing with 3 needy and entitled dogs.

#amwriting #needypuppies #royalroad #writing #writerlife
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Mar 1
Yet another new cover. My wife and I are writing a series of American Giallos. They're fun, set in the 1980s, and feature rampant murder, strippers, and cocaine.

#giallo #amwriting #bookcovers #horrorbooks #horror
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · Feb 28
How would you do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ Would you be a fierce survivor, using your wits and brawn to stay alive? Or would you be a zombie, shuffling aimlessly in search of brains? Or would you just taste delicious?

#ZombieApocalypse #SurvivalTips #BrainsOrBrawn #WhatWouldYouDo
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