Timurid
@timurid.bsky.social
I got a PhD in Dungeons and Dragons.
It went just as well as you would expect.
It went just as well as you would expect.
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Timurid
@timurid.bsky.social
· Mar 17
Haberman's Razor: If someone acts to enable white supremacists, the logical conclusion is that the actor is a white supremacist.
Chat, is it good when your NSS is a Friday news dump?
NATIONAL SECURITY STRATEGY DROPPED
There is a LOT here, but omg NATO allies are going to seethe at this paragraph
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
There is a LOT here, but omg NATO allies are going to seethe at this paragraph
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Chat, is it good when your NSS is a Friday news dump?
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New Nuremburg is the moderate option.
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
New Nuremburg is the moderate option.
Donald Trump is hunting humans for sport.
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Donald Trump is hunting humans for sport.
So it's 1:30 AM and the President of the United States is apparently in the center of a Jules Verne sized K hole. Just another normal day.
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
So it's 1:30 AM and the President of the United States is apparently in the center of a Jules Verne sized K hole. Just another normal day.
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dont cry because its over cry because it never ends
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
dont cry because its over cry because it never ends
Not just any war crime but the one in the illustration next to 'war crime' in the dictionary...
It dovetailed with the freakout over the unlawful orders video, but also it is just qualitatively worse. It's absolutely a crime under all circumstances, even against a real enemy in a real war. And that has deep historical roots as *the* most notorious clear-cut war crime you can commit at sea.
Does anyone have a robust theory as to why the recent reporting on follow on strikes has galvanized this response and not you know the murders they were in the first order?
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Not just any war crime but the one in the illustration next to 'war crime' in the dictionary...
When you've lost Mr. Met...
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
When you've lost Mr. Met...
Biden's term started and ended with trolley problems from Hell:
-Strong pandemic recovery and longer term legislation OR go scorched earth vs. Trump and the GOP obstructs all that.
-Stick with an increasingly unhinged Israeli regime OR play hardball with Israel and risk a centrist revolt in 2024.
-Strong pandemic recovery and longer term legislation OR go scorched earth vs. Trump and the GOP obstructs all that.
-Stick with an increasingly unhinged Israeli regime OR play hardball with Israel and risk a centrist revolt in 2024.
The thing is that Doing What Must Be Done is genuinely really hard and requires extraordinary political will! Biden tried to at least make a stab at it, but fell way short.
There's SO much inertia in favor of "ignore it and hope it goes away"
There's SO much inertia in favor of "ignore it and hope it goes away"
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Biden's term started and ended with trolley problems from Hell:
-Strong pandemic recovery and longer term legislation OR go scorched earth vs. Trump and the GOP obstructs all that.
-Stick with an increasingly unhinged Israeli regime OR play hardball with Israel and risk a centrist revolt in 2024.
-Strong pandemic recovery and longer term legislation OR go scorched earth vs. Trump and the GOP obstructs all that.
-Stick with an increasingly unhinged Israeli regime OR play hardball with Israel and risk a centrist revolt in 2024.
There was an extended discussion of Lucius Shepard here not long ago, and as details about the DC shooting came out I flashed back to the last paragraph of 'Salvador.'
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
There was an extended discussion of Lucius Shepard here not long ago, and as details about the DC shooting came out I flashed back to the last paragraph of 'Salvador.'
It is clearly your fault as an Afghan if you failed to intervene in the mental health crisis of a combat vet whose Bacon number from you is eleven, whose home town in Afghanistan is 200 miles from yours, whose residence in the US is 1000 miles from yours and who speaks a different native language.
So now they’re going to be doing individualized re-review of tens of thousands of Afghan evacuees’ cases on TOP of the re-review of 200,000+ refugees who entered under Biden?
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It is clearly your fault as an Afghan if you failed to intervene in the mental health crisis of a combat vet whose Bacon number from you is eleven, whose home town in Afghanistan is 200 miles from yours, whose residence in the US is 1000 miles from yours and who speaks a different native language.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
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you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
To be fair, the Death Star laser saw a lot of action in the Old Testament...
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
To be fair, the Death Star laser saw a lot of action in the Old Testament...
FUCK.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
FUCK.
Come and See (1985)
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Come and See (1985)
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
My job? Problematic wage gap.
Crossing the Spanish border from France on a train? Problematic gage gap.
Friend can't make it to the D and D session this week, and you really need those spells: problematic mage gap
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My job? Problematic wage gap.
Apparently Kamala's second act is becoming a pirate...
Oh boy a live action remake of a Disney movie but instead of nice animation it’s people acting in front of digital backgrounds that look like dogshit!
youtu.be/QKYFfYLe5rs?...
youtu.be/QKYFfYLe5rs?...
Moana | Official Teaser
YouTube video by Disney
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Apparently Kamala's second act is becoming a pirate...
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so it turns out qanon was like McCarthyism in that like 90% of the country was spying for the Russians and they somehow managed to accuse the other 10%
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
so it turns out qanon was like McCarthyism in that like 90% of the country was spying for the Russians and they somehow managed to accuse the other 10%
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The last decade in US politics
November 20, 2024 at 3:21 AM
The last decade in US politics
Show some self respect, Senator.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Show some self respect, Senator.
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If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs...
i did not see that Oshkosh cooked up a 2x2 TLAM/PAC launcher for the FMTV
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs...
Lablubles play corny music until you want to stick needles in your ears...
Labubbes are actually my new line of stuffed Jewish grandmas. They tell you that you look like you gained a bit of weight if you squeeze them.
Labubões
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Lablubles play corny music until you want to stick needles in your ears...